So my best friend and I watched the Addams Family Musical
And we got talking about the line that goes, like "I gave up my dreams to have your kids" and how un-Morticia it sounded
Them: I feel like they'd be the kind of people who if they decided to have kids would do it with their whole heart. And not like "I'm pregnant so let's get married I guess". I also don't think Gomez would be into that
Me: He would totally stay at home dad so she could do anything she wanted Me: That'd be amazing, though. Gomez answers the door wih a baby strapped to his chest and throws you a sword. Me: And you're like "I CAN'T FIGHT YOU YOU HAVE A BABY" and he's like, "You're right! You need another sword!" because the baby ALSO has a sword
Them, at the same time: But then the baby has a tiny sword too
Me: And then you go home and you're like "I swordfought a baby today" to your wife and she's like "Melvin you need to stop having that third martini with your lunch"
Them: But then it could go one of two ways. Either the baby is actually an amazing swordfighter Them: Or the baby is literally just a baby but by luck and comedic timing somehow manages to win despite not even realising that there's a fight going on or anything
