I’m still not over this false advertisement like Guy Haley, did you even talk to the artist for the fancy edition?? Like, he’s so beautiful and gorgeous on the artwork with lovely cheekbones and armour with only like, a small amount of blood. And four visible skulls. And only a bit of “probably human skin” material. And then the point at which this batboy is least rekt, he’s still covered in dirt and smells like a dumpster.
Cover art: Beautiful man with a vaguely pleasant expression. Hair that I would venture so far as to call ‘flowing’ and ‘clean’ and it even has a neat parting. He’s fully armoured and not naked. He does not look like he has recently consumed human flesh.
First Chapter: He’s naked, covered in blood, surrounded by body parts, the remnants of torture and what Fulgrim might call art nowadays. He’s chewing on frozen flesh to soften it to make a statue of his dad. His hair could kindly be referred to as ‘disgusting’. At some point, he needed dental but now he should probably get dentures. If he has showered since he left that stasis pod Sanguinius used to yeet him into the void, I will vore someone myself.