#emo parent

[bangchanswaistchain]

Yesterday I was in Walmart with my nine year old and he asked me to buy him unicorn slippers and black nail polish.

I’ve never been a prouder emo parent.

[minatheemohedgehog]

Just an update on how ya boy's hair has been growing. Don't know if I wanna cut it or not.

[minatheemohedgehog]

I seriously am loving you my hip bone looks in this

[plasteredplasmid]

Just because I’m an emo parent and don’t necessarily “look emo” anymore doesn’t mean I’m not fucking emo jfc do the children of the resurgence not fucking realize that I could survive for years off the sheer force of all the money I’ve spent (and continue to spend……..) on merch/tickets/music? It’s the kids who kept doing this when it stopped being cool that paved the way for you little shits. Don’t fucking question me.