#empathiia

[defectivememory]

empathiia replied to your post:"I hope you step on a lego every day for the rest...

i’m not that sTUPID FLOR I CARE ABOUT MYSELF

yes you are stupid tree

[defectivememory]

"I hope you step on a lego every day for the rest of your life." bc baby ethan play fighting w flor is cUTE

        amusement overtakes her previous expression, lips rise and form into a grin        as she oh-so-casually plants her pretty little behind on top of the fallen male        to avoid sitting on the grass beside him.

    " that's such a cruel thing to wish on anyone," she started, feigned shock      temporarily flashing across her features. " i don't think i like you anymore.       -------- and i hope one day you forget your cup at home or something       and you end up taking one right in the jewels ! "  

[defectivememory]

[text]: Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I’m not pregnant

[ text : lover boy ] whew [ text : lover boy ] what a relief [ text : lover boy ] i didn't wanna be held responsible for any type of child support later on [ text : lover boy ] also you're an idiot 

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tangled in blankets, she's sprawled across the bed with a look that gives away her exhaustion. arm under the pillow beneath her head, she lets out a silenced yawn and pokes him in the shoulder. 

     " ------ you can't go to work today.                          it's not allowed."

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        okay, so she might be knocking on his door.               ---- orange pumpkin pail in hand.               wearing eye black that she stole from               the locker room earlier on in the week and a grin.

[defectivememory]

        ❝ ------ get your dirty, nasty feet off my bed ! ❞

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[text : darlin ] I wouldn’t know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face. (sENDS YOU ONE EVEN IF YOU DIDN'T REBLOG IT)

[ text : pretty boy ] i don’t.. babe… [ text : pretty boy ] what does this even mean[ text : pretty boy ] have you been drinking

[llewynisms-blog]

[text]: I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?

texts from last night meme (x)

[ txt : Harrison ] Blue or polka dots?[ txt : Harrison ] … You were there last night. Right?[ txt : Harrison ] I didn’t just——[ txt : Harrison ] Please tell me I didn’t let myself in.