a movie for every year i’ve been alive → emperor’s new groove (2000)
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a movie for every year i’ve been alive → emperor’s new groove (2000)
Uh oh. Don’t tell me - we’re about to go over a huge waterfall.
He'll come with everything. Cold Shoulder, Frenzied Eyebrow, Grimace of Doom, Sneer of Despair, Wince of Guilt, Scowl of lmpending Wrath, and worst of all, the Nostril Flare of Total Rejection™.
The Emperor’s New Groove (2000)
Hi. Excuse me. Two seconds here.
Um, I'm the one in the cart, remember?
This story's about me. Not him. Got it? Okay.
We're gonna move ahead.
Sorry to slow you down.
The Emperor's New Groove (2000), dir. Mark Dindal
I’m sorry, you’ve thrown off the emperor’s groove.
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THE EMPEROR’S NEW GROOVE (2000)
Ah, how shall I do it? Oh, I know. I'll turn him into a flea, a harmless, little flea, and then I'll put that flea in a box, and then I'll put that box inside of another box, and then I'll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives....I'll smash it with a hammer! It's brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, I tell you! Genius, I say! Or, to save on postage, I'll just poison him with this!