♣ vivbert
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who is the better dancer? Vivi? I don’t know if she’s like particularly skilled at it or anything but Bert makes a mockery of the dance floor and he’s probably like, self-conscious about being shorter than her when they dance together and forgets the right moves SO GOTTA BE HER.
who likes the outdoors more and who likes the indoors more? I feel like Bert really enjoys being outside even when he’s just like watching people from the woods or like benchwarming. And Vivi seems indoorish to me because I just picture her behind a desk writing prize-winning articles all the time I guess.
who’s a cat person and who’s a dog person? Bert’s a dog person, Vivi’s a cat person. They just seem like the dumb doofus dog and the smart cunning cat idk. I know the question was supposed to be about their animal preferences but whatever I went off book.
who’s more social? Ummm surprisingly Bert? I feel like once he got to Walt and he didn’t feel like he had to just spend all his time being loyal to one person he was like FRIENDS? FRIENDS!!! and Vivi just kinda kept her same old social circle.
who makes the bed every morning? Uhhhhh neither of them. Vivi probably doesn’t feel like it because she’s busy and uses her energy being organized with other things and Bert probably tucks in the sheets weird and she hates it and always undoes it so he stops trying.
who likes to keep the house cold and who likes to keep the house warm? Bert likes being cold because idk he’s a weirdo who loves ice hockey and being cold and stuff. Vivi prefers it warmer than him at least.
who takes longer getting ready? Vivi? Idk I just feel like boys don’t take that long unless they’re like the super vain diva boys which Bert is NOT.
who likes scary movies and who likes funny ones? They’d probably both rather watch funny ones unless Vivi’s into horror movies and I don’t know it?
who screams when they see a bug and who ends up killing it? Ummmm I feel like Bert gets easily surprised and screams but then takes the bug out himself cuz he’s not scared, he just wasn’t expecting it.
who is more technology challenged? Bert. Vivi’s a genius, it has to be him. She can figure out things that his brain cannot.
who would be more likely to burn something in the oven? Vivi. She didn’t get Olive’s baking skills and Bert doesn’t bake ever so like, if someone’s burning things it’s gotta be her.
who talks in their sleep? Vivi. Bert probably wakes up and she’s like reciting article ideas in her sleep or something batshit lol.
who leaves the cap off the toothpaste? UMMM Vivi? Idk she seems like she could get kinda disheveled sometimes or just be in a hurry cuz she’s got more important shit to do.
who likes getting dressed up more? Bert??? Idk I think it makes him feel some kinda things since it was like not what he did growing up.
who’s better at tying ties? Bert can tie his own ties just fine tyvm.
who recorded the answering machine message on the house phone? UHHH I do not think they would bother with the pretense of having a house phone. They both have cells, they don’t need to share their lives via landline.
who’s better at planning romantic things? Bert. He really loves to do special little stuff to make Vivi happy when she least expects it.
who takes up more space in the closet? Bert with all the random ass sports equipment from sports he’s bad at and just sits on the bench for anyway.
who has more of a sweet tooth? Vivi? Idk let’s hope she does since she grew up with Olive and probably did not have a choice.
who drinks more often? Ummm Bert? IDK SPORTS-WATCHING DUDES AND BEER IS JUST A THING I CAN’T SEPARATE IN MY HEAD.
who is most likely to laugh during a serious situation? Bert. I feel like his whole life has been so like weirdly tragically lonely that he doesn’t let a lot upset him anymore. And Vivi gets herself into weeeeeird situations where she gets stressed and he just laughs it off.