Jun 24, 2015
“harry has not told me to fuck off and stop meddling with his personal life and therefore he’s not uncomfortable with me meddling in his personal life”
@familiers
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“harry has not told me to fuck off and stop meddling with his personal life and therefore he’s not uncomfortable with me meddling in his personal life”
@familiers
i’m go nna fuck a book!!!!! i’m gonna do it!!!! i’m gonna fuck a book!!!!!!
I can’t believe that post was real
serbias isn’t this the premise of when we met on shamchat
(gazes adoringly) who would you cast me as in a musical
well you see- I’m actually in the works of composing my own musical. it’s called “that’s what good pussy sounds like” and I was going to ask if you would play the lead role…
introducing himself proudly to courfeyrac in 5th grade like “HI!!!! I’M MELMAN!!!” and courf is just like “ok”
“can I call you by your last name instead?” “NO” “Alright then”
“this is my son……………..melman.” “i see. you must be very proud.”
Enjolras proudly announcing he picked his won name. His parents have a look of exhaustion on their face. “Yes, he is Melman now. No Carol, we didn’t help him pick the name. But hey, you didn’t help bake those cookies.”
“melman? really, sweetie?” “yes. i am a MAN and i will be called MELMAN.” “honey, you’re 9….” “MELMAN!!!! THAT IS MY NAME NOW!!!! CALL ME MELMAN OR I’M RUNNING AWAY!!!!!!! AND I WON’T EVER COME BACK!!!"
“can we at least call you Mel” “NO. IF YOU CALL ME MEL I WILL NEVER COME HOME” “God okay… Melman *insert parents giggling here*”
“mom, dad. i want to be called melman now.” AND EVEN HIS OWN PARENTS LAUGH AT HIM.
F U CK