Jun 1, 2023
June 1st
HAPPY FIRST OF JUNEEEEEEEEE
* Screams threateningly, whilst bathing in tomato sauce- and also shapeshifting into an oversized noodle*
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
* causes worldwide blackout *
ONE MONTH AND NINE DAYS TILL MY BIRTHDAYYYYYYYYY
* Stabs children *
* Incoherent hollering *
* Flies into space *
* Meets the sun *
* Marries the sun *
* has 8 children with the sun and also a dog *
* gets another dog *
* Lives happily ever after with the sun and their 8 children *
* Blows up the earth *
* shapeshifts back into human *
* dies *