#epsilon ryder

[panthegenderfreak]

Ryder: *lying on the ground*

Cora: What are you doing?!

Ryder: My best

[panthegenderfreak]

How my Ryder twins get along

Epsilon: *mercilessly tickling his sister*

Ursa: you're embarrassing me! Stop it!

Epsilon: what, is he your boyfriend?

Ursa: oh fuck you

Epsilon: Wouldn't you rather fuck h-

Ursa: *puts him in a headlock*

Reyes, in the background: *laughing his ass off*

[panthegenderfreak]

Peebee: Cora, don't worry- when I want something, I go get it. But I probably won't keep it.

Cora: What?

Peebee: Ryder. More than likely, you can have him when I'm done.

Ryder: I'm right here, you know?

Cora: You think I want Ryder?

Ryder: Still here.

Peebee: Would explain the bug up your ass.

Cora: Okay, I'm done.

[panthegenderfreak]

For those of you wondering (jk it's literally only me), Epsilon can also dance and sing. Ursa can play the piano, Epsilon can play the electric guitar. Ursa tried to learn how to play the violin but got bored and quit after five minutes.

[panthegenderfreak]

Cora: Do you always think about boys??

Ursa: No

Epsilon: Please don't-

Ursa: Sometimes I think about girls

Everybody: *exasperated sigh*

[panthegenderfreak]

For the record, Epsilon is afraid of heights and Ursa is afraid of weightlessness....these kids should never have been launched into space is basically what I'm saying

[panthegenderfreak]

Fun fact: Ursa is pan and Epsilon is ace

[panthegenderfreak]

Little known fact: Epsilon is afraid of heights. Like, REALLY afraid.