So I finally got my rear in gear and scanned all the 1000-yr fish statues, and I gotta say, the story of Er-Phryah and Mer-Sah was a pretty neat legend that really helped cement the Ostrons as an actual culture. The origin story actually makes complete sense in the lore of Warframe, but has enough fantasy elements that you wonder how much has changed each time the story is retold. But that’s not why I am here. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you zero-impulse control, wild-child, hold-my-beer Mer-Sah.













