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Boys will be boys refers to them making the same dumb ‘And then my meatball rolled out the door’ joke twenty times because someone hummed the song and everyone giggles

Boys will be boys refers to them making obnoxious fart noises with their mouth for five minutes

Boys will be boys refers to them mixing all the food on their plate together and eating/drinking it just because

Boys will be boys refers to them jumping a bike off a dock into a lake and then panicking when they can’t find their bike

Boys will be boys does not refer to them being predators

Boys will be boys does not refer to them not knowing the meaning of the word no

Boys will be boys does not refer to them hitting someone when it’s not a specified fighting match

Boys will be boys does not refer to them touching others where they do not want to be touched

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Hehe

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Can we stop big time hating authors who write things in their books you don’t like?

Like I get it, you’re angry the character died, don’t say you’re gonna ‘kill the author’ bc of it. That’s... that’s honestly awful.

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I’m gonna laugh when Straights get their hands on my novel and inevitably talk about how they just love the friendship between Jessamine and Tilan and how they really hope Marte and Jessamine date. Like no honey, they’re gay. They’re all gay. None of you can stop me.

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Parents: were gonna go grocery shopping and pick up plants for the garden and grab coffee and we’ll be back

*2 1/2 hours later*

Parents: Still out

Me and my brothers: *vibing doing our own thing bc we’re not worried abt getting in trouble bc our stepmom has a headache or something*

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So as we go into Breast Cancer Awareness month, I need to warn y'all. If I see any posts about 'save the boobies' 'save the tatas' or whatever, I will flip out at you, I will call you out bc that is not how you support people dealing with this illness, okay? Okay.

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I’m a gay mess for any and all forms of flattery, compliments, pet names, or other forms of affection from my partners, help

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I could hear you playing, you wanted to play piano for me so I listened and even though the audio was bad it was one of the most beautiful sounds I’d ever heard