#eraserhead's son

[futureherohitoshi]

Kaminari: Hitoshi, can I take you to my therapist next week?

Hitoshi: why?

Kaminari: she thinks I'm making you and your issues up

[genie-made-of-clouds]

Aizawa: Hitoshi, son, please no, I love you..

Hitoshi: I'm sorry I have to

Aizawa: please son, I'm begging you, after all we've been through

Hitoshi: I'm sorry.. *places a +4 card*

Hitoshi: Uno.

[genie-made-of-clouds]

Shinsou: when I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case?

Aizawa: What?

Shinsou: I wanna end up on Buzzfeed Unsolved.

Aizawa: Can we go back to the part where you said "when I get murdered"?

[genie-made-of-clouds]

Izuku: language is weird. "You ain't shit" and "you are shit" are both insults.

Hitoshi: but "you are the shit" is a compliment

Aizawa: its three in the morning, kids. Just go to sleep

[genie-made-of-clouds]

Hitoshi: Izuku, how do I get revenge on my enemies?

Izuku: the best revenge is letting go and living life to the fullest :)

Hitoshi:

Hitoshi: dad how do I-

Aizawa: Brick.

[genie-made-of-clouds]

Aizawa: have kids, they said. It'll be fun, they said

Hitoshi: PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUTTT!!

Izuku: ITS TOO BIG TO SMOTHER!! GET THE ANTI FLAMETHROWER!

Hitoshi: Its called a fire extinguisher! FIRE EXTINGUISHER!

*glass shatters, something explodes, they scream in unison*

Aizawa: don't listen to them. Don't.

[genie-made-of-clouds]

Shinsou: I've never been in a snowball fight before. I don't know the rules.

Aizawa: what??

Shinsou: is there like a point system or is it just... to the death

[genie-made-of-clouds]

Shinsou: dating is hard.. there's lot of really weird people out there

Also Shinsou: Hi, my name is Hitoshi, and here is everything I know about government conspiracy