Gossip Girl Appreciation Week | Day 2: A Favorite Dynamic
A fic to celebrate the van der Humphrey kids! biological and honorary!
shoutout to @blairwaldcrf for the textfic idea <3
Transcript below the cut
First Image:
Nate (sender):
attention jeeves
Jenny from the block (Jenny):
what did you just call me
Nate:
Dan and I need you guys to settle a debate
Punkin Butt (Dan):
Oh god
Punkin Butt:
I would like to preemptively apologize
S! 🌼 (Serena):
yesssss I am ready go on
Nate:
Daniel R Humphrey, my betrothed, the love of my life, believes that pineapple, fruit of the gods, the most delicious of the fruits, should not be on pizza
Second Image:
B! 🐝 (Blair):
…
B! 🐝:
You’re kidding, right?
Nate:
that’s what I’m saying!!!
B! 🐝:
No, Nate, I mean: that is what you’re arguing about?
B! 🐝:
Because obviously, the answer is no. It does not belong.
Punkin Butt:
AHA!
Jenny from the block:
yeah nate wtf is wrong with you
Third Image:
Jenny from the block:
pineapple alone: yes.
Jenny from the block:
pineapple on pizza: SACRILEGE.
Jenny from the block:
DISGUSTANG
V! (Vanessa):
some things are sacred.
V!:
proper pizza topping is one of them
Jenny from the block:
wow trying so hard not to make a joke about “topping”
Punkin Butt:
please don’t
Eric RHODES:
^^^
Eric RHODES:
and re: the pizza question: sorry, nate.
Fourth Image:
Eric RHODES:
it just doesn’t taste that good to me
V!:
yeah the sweetness from the tomato sauce combined with the super sweetness of the fruit…it’s just too much
Nate:
no no no V, that’s why you pair it with pepperoni
Punkin Butt:
absolutely not
Nate:
because the spice of the meat offsets the sweetness perfectly
Punkin Butt:
you are sleeping on the couch tonight
Jenny from the block:
harshhhhh
Fifth Image
Jenny from the block:
but fair tbh
Jonathan:
I…I kinda like it actually
Jenny from the block:
JONATHAN NO
S! 🌼:
it’s ok jonathan we still love you
S! 🌼:
natie though…
Nate:
wow.
Nate:
I am feeling so attacked right now
B! 🐝:
You brought this on yourself, darling.
Nate:
okay but consider this
Sixth Image:
Nate:
how many of you have actually TRIED it though? Instead of just writing it off as gross
Nate:
because of some preconceived idea of what pizza “should” be.
Nate:
let go of principle. Open yourselves up to joy. To enjoying deliciousness.
V!:
Well fuck
V!:
you’ve convinced me.
S! 🌼:
srsly V’s literally scrolling through grubhub now
Punkin Butt:
Oy.
Seventh Image:
Nate:
VINDICATED
B! 🐝:
Well not here. J and I are making perfectly sensible croque monsieur.
Jenny from the block:
yeah like true ex-patriots <3
Jonathan:
wbu Dan? Are you convinced?
Punkin Butt:
we’re doing separate orders
Eric RHODES:
now that’s true love.
Jenny from the block:
it’s easy enough when you bag the richest boy in new york
Eighth Image:
Punkin Butt:
hey
Punkin Butt:
hey
Punkin Butt:
fuck you
Jenny from the block:
;)
Nate:
he takes my fortune I take his name. Fair trade.
S! 🌼:
awwwwwww
B! 🐝:
ugh.
Jenny from the block:
gross
Ninth Image:
Eric RHODES:
aw come on Dan don’t make him sleep on the couch
