#ernmacarstairs

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lena refers to us as her eggs thats fantastic

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Calling the wolfpack (or strangers)

http://us9.chatzy.com/99203550188917

This is our chatzy. We can talk about eggs. 

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THE WOLFPACK AND EGGS. A STORY BY FRODO

Dis 1s 4 u lEna and EvVY

once upon a time the wolfpack went to the chicken shop

hello said the server man

helo said evvy i wuld lyke to buy sum eggs

oh ho ho said the surver man yes we seel eggz.

the he took off his pants

why are you taking off ur pants said lena

becuz of the eggs said the man

then he did the helicopter dick

wtf? said frodo i cant see over the counter

evvy patted her on the head. 

eggs said evvy. 

suddnly a anon bursat out of no where

OMG!!!1 FRENA she siad

frodo and elna kiked her to death whyle evvy went and stole sum chikens 

wolfpack 4 lyfe said evy

no wolf pack 4eva said lena

no 5eva coz thats longer said evy

i cannot see ova the cou nter said frodo

the end

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The problem with the Wolfpack is that I am the babysitter and when I leave we end up with twilight porn.

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*gets down on one elbow* Will you be my valentine?

*swoons and accepts*

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WELL LENA TWO CAN PLAY AT THE TAGGING GAME. 

JUST YOU WAIT

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you two fit together like shoes and socks

ooh anon keep talking. your bullshit is like 50 shades of gray to me

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mmmmm gurl you two look fyyyne together

OK WHAT THE HELL ANON CHECK YOURSELF BEFORE YOU WRECK YOURSELF THESE ARE JUST GOING DOWN HILL