May 6
Scolapendra: so yeah I just woke up and I'm on like my second cup of coffee and- does anyone else hear boss music-?
Carl, wearing underpants and no shoes holding a fae nuke like he's gunning for a touchdown in the last quarter: WELCOME TO EARTH MOTHERFUCK-
#this does not contain spoilers#not technically#dcc#anyway other people who hear boss music when carl is nearby include#basically any borant executive#anyone with a net worth over 700k intergalactic credits#established monarchists#loansharks of the interstellar variety#drama writers who kill off guest stars for plot points#and of course#quan ch