My Favorite Insults
Geranium - In the Victorian language of flowers: Stupidity
Goldfish - reference to Mycroft Holmes to mean someone who isn’t a Geranium, but isn’t using their mind to full capabilities
Singual Lingual - Someone who can only speak one language
Estás Camisas - Translated from Spanish means: You are shirts. (As opposed to estas camisas: these shirts) - And means someone who makes stupid mistakes
Dirt Clod - just because
You’re a high school has-been waiting to happen, a future gas station attendant - Heathers!
He/she’s the smartest guy on the football team, which is kinda, like being the tallest dwarf - (Maybe I am theatre trash)
You’d struggle to pour water out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel - i.e. Your stupidity defies the laws of physics
Plebian - I don’t know where I picked this up, probably my cousins, but the lower class in ancient Rome
Idiot - it’s a classic