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Etho! Oh my god! Are you okay!? What happened!?

-B (@askbdubsblog)

[ And yet they play the game. ]

I- I don't know? I-

[ He curls up in his bed, head buried between his knees. ]

I... can't remember... it hurts so much. Please...

[ He doesn't know what he's begging for. Only from whom. ]

Please don't go with them.

[ The Player is growing restless. ]

#blog e e's #etho #askbdubsblog #ethubsbands #bdubs watcher lore

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YOU AND BDUBS ARE MARRIED????? AND YOU NEVER TOLD ME???????

I MEAN CONGRATULATIONS OFC BUT WHAT 😰

-stress (i can't @ my acc but yall know who I am 😭)

Oh, uh, it's, uhm. Just a permit office thing. Yup yup.

[ His whole face is red. ]

ETA: @ask-stressmonster

#blog e e's #etho #ask-stressmonster #ethubsbands

Hello etho, it is I, Maple Prince of Canada-Land

If you could just send me two stacks of diamonds I would have the funds to get back into my maple syrup reserves and could send you an entire shulker of fresh canada-land maple syrup.

Please send the diamonds through derpcoin to my account "definitely_real_derpcoin" on derpcoin.com

I don't have that much... @askbdubsblog do you have any to spare?

#blog e e's #etho #askbdubsblog #ethubsbands #mod note: sorry hes addicted

no glitter in his base >:[ moss only !!

Please more moss in my base! Especially if that moss is secretly my Bdubs!

#blog e e's #etho #ethubsbands #mod note: he doesnt realize he said “my” bdubs

How do talk to hot people?

Usually I just say "Hey, Bdubs". Seems to work pretty well.

#blog e e's #etho #ethubsbands

[tape recorder click]

So! Tell me about the permit office fluke in which you and your husband became legally married but according to bdubs have been already married for thirteen years! Bdubs told me to ask you!

-Qpid [ @qpids-here ]

I- we- what? What did he tell you? We have not been married for 13 years.

#etho note: uhh. has it really been that long? d #etho note: did i forget our anniversary???? uh... oops...#etho note: but no we have not been /married/ for 13 years. just. yknow.#blog e e's #etho #ethubsbands #qpids-here #qpid

D:< WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU STOLE ETHOS TEETH. COME BACK.

ahm. as for breakfast. spider eyes? dont have as many as bomb though :(

i can't remember if i was the one who offered you breakfast uwakskfj

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[ He chuckles. ]

Eh, just a canine. I have 9 more of those, it's fine.

I mean, I wouldn't say no to spider eyes, but I recall @askbdubsblog offering breakfast... hmmm....

#blog e e's #etho #💫#mod note: sorry bdubsmod hes having too much fun playing husband /lh #ethubsbands