EUGENE COLI? STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING EUGENE COLI GOD DAMN FOOL HOUSE COLLECTING DUST EATING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT CEO OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING EUGENE COLI STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT EUGENE COLI I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY FUCKED UP HOUSES WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST SET THEM LOOSE IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS MANS FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST BEARD GET AWAY FROM ME if i wanted to get into heaven and god said eugene colis waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down if i have to deal with eugene coli speaking one word in person on textbox in game not only will i close the tab i will delete my save file out of spite and have to replay the entire game again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive i dont even know why i hate him so much. he collects houses but i am just mad because i am angy he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if hes just some rich shithead whos a fan of creepypasta and wanted the irl version ill go ham BETTER have had a house make him kill a man cuz if he didnt Im going to make him paypal dot com slash IFuckingHateEugeneColi investigations not even about him. vaguely mentioned what is supposed to maybe be his factory and i lost it where the fuck is eugene coli if hes still alive im going to so deeply wish he wasnt crusty old man ill punch coli and his sad frail middle aged man twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and he will disintegrate until all thats left is one fortune telling card he kept on him at all times simply saying Now You Fucked Up in ancient mapudungun im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point i hope theres a date given for when eugene coli or will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone every day once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the man who had so many fucked up if true houses
