Matt: That is why I am off to the land of slut bar
Matt: Slumber******
Matt: :| well
Lex: slut bar
Lex: omfg
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Matt: That is why I am off to the land of slut bar
Matt: Slumber******
Matt: :| well
Lex: slut bar
Lex: omfg
laughing with matt about stripping games played against the computer and yelling with jingles about how do yaois
one time Matt mentioned stale cum to me, and every so often I remember talking to him about it and I get really grossed out. This is one of those times. I fucking hate you Matt.
it's only $23 to go iceskating @.@
Jingles, we're taking Matt 'cause he's never been AND HE'S NEVER SEEN SNOW EITHER WE HAVE TO HELP THIS POOR BOY
Freaking out a lot less because Matt is a lifesaver and one of the greatest people omg thank for putting up with me and my stupid anxiety and freak outs thank you ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
evaunitmatt started following you
GOOD MORNING STARSHIIIIIIIINE
Matt: sure, Mind you im relatively poor and in pain hahaha
Lex: why are you in pain
Lex: the poorness I understand, I am too
Lex: but
Lex: what
Lex: are you sick or injured
Matt: Stupid wisdom teeth D:
Lex: to I have to care for you like a baby bird
Lex: who has a broken wing
Lex: until once more you may fly
Lex: because I will do this for you
Some guy is begging Matt for sex
I'm not over-exaggerating, he literally asked him as a favour
what the fuck