i don't even care about sounding insufferable i HATE HATE HATE those so called "dsmp fans" who say that they loooove dsmp so they remember it once a year for one week in the summer and tweet shit like "i'm so dsmp pilled this summer ha ha ha you guys" and then you look at what they have to say and it's all just ctommy and tweets about how he was sooo sweet and innocent like he was such a babyyyy but then all those weird creepy adults came in and all they ever did was abuse wittle poor chommy who was NINE YEARS OLD and was literally JUST A BABWYYYY😢😢😢😢 AND THese fuckers FLINCH like they heard a gunshot when somebody DARES to mention a name that isn't ctommy or ctecho or ctubbo or cdream(who's name they only mention to say how bad he is)because they don't remember that other characters exist or think that all other creators are ALLL pieces of shit and groomers etc etc and also they don't remember women and say their name only to mention how everyone is misogynistic. They don't remember SHIT from actual canon and they only remember their fluffy funny sbi fanfics where everyone is a big family and ctechno is literally cphil's son and chommy is his son too and also they're his ONLY sons because cwilbur's name is forbidden and if someone implies his existence they start throwing a tantrum because for them dsmp was never actually something artistic and they only think about characters as cc's themselves so that's why sbi is a family and that's why there's a suspiciously empty seat that is meant for cphil's actual canonical son because ha ha who would've thought that these so called fans ACTUALLY care about what DSMP REALLY IS WHICH IS A MINECRAFT STORY ROLEPLAY. NO cbedrock bros would not touch foreheads like wittle kitties and ctecho would not fondly call ctommy a gremlin for stealing his resourses while also smiling and laughing and also they would not cuddle in sleep and also wittle babwy ctommy would not come to big bro techno cause he has nightmares😢😢😢😢 and cphil would not call ctommy a sunshine and would not treat him like he's his son and i'm only talking about sbi part because these fucks are unfortunately(or luckily i don't know anymore) the ones that i see the most but BE SO FOR REAL WHAT IS THE POINT IN SAYING THAT YOU'RE DSMP PILLED ONCE A YEAR AND CLAIMINGTHAT YOU LOVE DSMP ONLY TO TAKE AWAY EVERY BIT OF CANON THAT ACTUALLY MADE IT INTERESTING AND COOL AND ACTUALLY GOOD???????? i DON'T have anything against changing canon a little and playing with toys but at what point we acknowlege that there is nothing left of the actually good bits of story and all that we have left is a fucking SLOP for likes and hit tweets omg