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[plaguetrolls]

Troll Fame/Notoriety List

Because @runictrolls​ had a really good idea and setup and this will be good for potential plots/CR.

Vatrra Asilas ✦Fame: Very well-known for being a highly skilled, lowblood blacksmith. If you look for weapons, armor, even hand-crafted jewelry then Vatrra's name will come up. A perfectionist with her work.

✦Notoriety: Having a foul temper at worst and being cold at best, especially to highbloods. Has troll horns mounted on her wall and eyeballs on display. Praise for her skill often goes hand-in-hand with a warning for her attitude. Also much smaller than what you would think!

Vittez Hestur  ✦Fame: Climbing the ranks in the Knighterrors! If your troll is around his area or for some reason is interested in an archaic military branch that's still running then they may know him. He's also an accomplished athlete and competes in tournaments for jousting, wrestling, etc etc, but again: only around his home region. Also a literal giant.

✦Notoriety: A literal giant, but also seems TOO friendly? Or too dumb. His skill in combat and sports coupled with his easygoing personality don't make sense to a lot of people, maybe they think he's faking it or trying too hard to be kind.

Jolett Auudev ✦Fame: Acolyte to Mandra, and a pretty dedicated one at that. Jolett frequents carnivals and will lend a hand almost anywhere asked of them. It isn't unusual to see them going to help Mandra before anyone else, as he's their main priority. Also skilled in tap-dancing, very entertaining and WILL fall face-first into a pie if one is set out for them.

✦Notoriety: Mandra's acolyte, somehow still alive and rarely tired of Mandra's dedication. Dresses in VERY traditional clothes for clowning and is probably seen as a little weird for it. Also tries very hard to be vocal about how great the church is and why all these heathens should join in! It's probably annoying to be scouted by an acolyte.

Warron Taucer ✦Fame: Has a nice little name for herself as a florist/botanist. Nothing too special but she boasts cheap prices, flexible delivery times/locations, and quality plants. She can boast these because she's a powerful florakinetic. Her online handle may venture into less-than-legal parts of the internet on the subjects of extending lifespans, raising the dead, things like that. That online handle is also a good one to contact if a body needs to be disposed of for a (relatively cheap) fee.

✦Notoriety: In real life, Warron may have a rep among repeat customers for being ballsy as hell, delivering to dangerous places, sassing highbloods, that kind of thing. The only other weird thing would be her choice to cover herself from neck to toe. Her online handle will be notorious for shady body-disposal (nobody knows WHAT she does when she cleans up, she just Cleans Up). If your troll has a sensitivity to the supernatural, Warron sets those kinds of people off due to horrorterror influence, just a little bit. Something about her seems off, but they won't be able to pin down a reason!

Sielan Reisov ✦Fame: Sielan (legally) runs a network of trolls that help immigrants acclimate, find jobs, learn the local language, etc. She's known as a by-the-rules troll and is "supervised" by a cerulean (one of her partners in crime, Basill) who keeps everything in order. If your troll is interested in these services, whether it's for themselves/someone else or if they're interested in joining the network then they would have heard of her.

✦Notoriety: Sielan is the head of a highly illegal outfit who specializes in trading or selling classified information, identity changing/protection, and falsifying documents. She will also use her legal business to cover up for people seeking an identity change. Want to dodge the draft? Sielan can do it. Need a new identity? Sielan can do it. Change your chrome number in official documents? Name/gender change on legal documents that the local gov just won't do for one reason or another? Need to escape and start a new life? She can do it all.

Mikkel Idiias ✦Fame: Touted as one of the most interesting contemporary artists out there, Mikkel has a decent mainstream following and a HUGE underground following. While his best work (and his favorite) are his sculptures, it's his paintings that people adore. He paints weird, controversial, grotesque, beautiful, and more all on each canvas he has. Known to be a little dramatic, and to have a missing arm with no reliable explanation. He absolutely HATES being famous for painting and people think his chagrin is either an act, or "idk just a moody artist thing".

✦Notoriety: A huuuge, HUGE diva with dangerous temper tantrums! Really only known to others who have worked with him closely or have been unlucky enough to be in his studio when he has a meltdown. His painting commissions are also notoriously difficult to get (but just because he hates them). Harsh with critiques. Not unjustly so, but blunt and with little discression between someone who knows how to handle critiques and those who are still learning.

Aardyg Tacoul ✦Fame: Locally he's known as the weird hemoanon guy who will run your errands for you if you pay him. He tries to keep a low profile, but if your troll lives further down on the mountain he lives on then they probably have seen him buying someone's groceries or delivering takeout. Also a good photographer if you want some nice photos to hang around the hive.

✦Notoriety: Weird hemoanon hermit, suspiciously old, and lives WAY farther up on the mountain than anyone should be any more. It's known around the area that Aardyg lives around an abandoned town and keeps the area safe, but it's seen as sketchy and weird by some people.

Vyotia Cephes ✦Fame: Instagram famous for fashion! All about hipster and pastel goth #aesthetics.

✦Notoriety: Not much other than people online who don't like her fashion choices or "likes that fake-ass rainbowdrinker crap too much". Keeps her undead status a secret.

Sorrja Uhruhz ✦Fame: Known for selling carved-bone beads and decorations online. Known in real life for being good at brawling, hunting scary-big animals, and BEING a party animal. Sorrja frequents parties and is a social butterfly, often hanging out with Pertha (which creates MORE chaos). Sorrja is a huge flirt as well and isn't shy about taking trolls back home.

✦Notoriety: Being a masochistic brawler, and COVERED in scars. Even if she's not known by name, if someone frequents the same kind of events as her they'll recognize her due to the scars - especially the facial scar. Sorrja is also a huge flirt who has problems with red/black quadrant bleeding. She'll flirt one way and then decide it's more interesting if she does the opposite, or keep your troll on their toes so when they walk away they're like "wait was she trying to be pitch or...".

Ennkoh Poulpe ✦Fame: Well-respected in the clown community for being a fantastic contorturist, Ennkoh is seen as a strong, fear-inducing subjug who will get the job done well and in a timely manner. She's seen as dedicated to the church, but also a little morose. She is also known for her extensive knowledge in religious studies and can easily identify lots of sects of the Messiahs, as well as other non-clown religions. Some sects will know and respect her as the descendant to Tienne Poulpe, a historical clown martyr, but how much any troll would know that/be able to figure it out depends on the individual. She is also a skilled ballerina/comballerina and spends her free time dancing. Friends with the other Winterlands clowns.

✦Notoriety: Scary and seemingly unapproachable! Ennkoh comes off as very serious, and is pretty tall (and will only get taller), and even though she isn't ACTUALLY as scary as she looks, it's enough to ward off people. Depending on the sect, her being Tienne's descendant might add to the "scary" reputation because Tienne was widely feared. Ennkoh is also the odd-man out in her dance troupe because of her size and caste, and the fact that she doesn't seem to be close with the other dancers.

Clavis Icanum ✦Fame: Youtube famous (on accident) for being filmed while supernatural bullshit happens to him. Probably made fun of for it, at least a little. Also can be known through supernatural cleansing business, OR construction. Clavis likes to build and isn't opposed to helping someone renovate.

✦Notoriety: Probably became an internet meme for a while, and supernaturally-inclined trolls will feel a pull towards him. He attracts spirits and is known to flip-flop between aloof and over-friendly.

Arocle Donarr ✦Fame: As a tyrian he's known for being ruthless and a damn-near genius tactician, Arocle has orchestrated large and small events as a show of power not limited to his tyrian assassinations. In his neck of the woods as an "indigo", he's known for keeping large, dangerous animals away from neighbors' land and lusii. Arocle is also known (in real life and online) as being a literature buff as well as a history buff (more focus on literature though). He translates when needed and is an avid collector of tales (especially if he can get a copy in it's original language). Huge nerd.

✦Notoriety: He's a supposedly missing tyrian who has assassinated other heirs/heiresses before vanishing. Within his indigo persona, Arocle is intimidating and can be intense. He definitely gets what he wants with a combination of intimidation and having a silver tongue. Definitely known as a good friend to Widsth and will back him up (for good or bad) in a situation. Has and will kill for the chance to explore ruins before anyone can fuck them up.

[trollyandcool]

some stuff i was figuring out based on that post:

2/83

Trolls are 3 feet & under

13/83

Trolls are within 4 feet

48/83

Trolls are within 5 feet

16/83

Trolls are within 6 feet

2/83

Trolls are within 7 feet

42/83

Trolls are ‘lowbloods’ (jade-rust, mutant inclusive)

41/83

Trolls are ‘highbloods’ (teal-fuchsia, mutant inclusive)

23/83

Lowbloods (rust-lime)

30/83

Midbloods (olive-cerulean)

30/83

Highbloods (blue-fuchsia)

Averages: (by caste)

Its 2am im not doin g this

Correction: 2:30 am. Ill repost this later, added on w more stuff

[trolloled]

Nobody asked for it but I’m giving it to you anyway:

The inspiration-behind-the-trolls master post:

Damath: I saw a lot of haughty seadwellers super proud of their status and thought ‘what if there was a seadweller who lost at being a seadweller’ and damath was hatched. I basically wanted an asshole desperately clinging to his old status, and he hasn’t changed too drastically since then.

Haydel: I listened to Barrett’s Privateers and became inspired to write my own ‘pirate’ troll. She was fairly flat when I first wrote her. She didn’t even have a proper profile until recently despite being first designed several years ago. Originally she was just a drunkard pirate with bad aim, but now she’s a drunkard dancing pirate with middlin’ aim and a strong desire to kidnap trolls to be her lackeys so she can prove herself the toughest of all seadwellers.

Vollia: I dunno, I think someone literally just suggested ‘what if there was a troll based off one of those repo-men shows’ on MSPAF at one point and Vollia was hatched. She’s changed drastically since then. Original incarnation was still a drinker, but only to deal with the stupidity she dealt with on a regular basis. She was also fairly bloodthirsty and absolutely loathed subjugglators for ‘ruining’ the good name of indigos

Deviex: I was fresh off playing Bioshock and I wanted a lunatic doctor of my own. He was never a direct Bioshock rip-off, but I slipped in a few steinman jokes here and there and unfortunately that got him l labelled as such. He originally had a yellowblooded moirail that kept his homicidal medical intentions in check, but since her RPer turned into a huge prat stopped roleplaying, that is long gone and Deviex has since had no one to stop him from flying into a rage when told someone won’t submit for medical testing.

Remiva: ‘what if there was a highblood who made it his job to deal with these nice highbloods?’ I think I originally just designed him as an example profile for a fantroll help blog I used to run (boy that was a dumpster fire). Since I liked the concept of someone being a deliberate asshole to lowbloods for the sake of status while stabbing other people in the back to prove some philosophical point, I fleshed out his profile completely.

Charsa: Originally designed for a dieselpunk SGRUB rp that never took off, she used to be a very energetic and excitable inventor who routinely broke everything she made out of excitement. In the translation between that and here, she lost her excitable nature and become more tired than anything, partially as a result of how her AB turned out. Which is all well and good, I prefer the lazy/tired inventor archetype to the excited one. Plus she kept all the eccentric nature of what she builds with a mildly amused, nearly asleep-college-student attitude.

Kormut: He was my first fantroll. I just wanted a highblood that couldn’t be considered overpowered since I was super worried about accidentally being some sort of newbie rper who busted in with overpowered trolls that everyone auto-loved. So I gave him inexplicable bad luck. Some people guessed that his bad luck was entirely in his head, but it really wasn’t. He’s stayed pretty much the same since his inception, though his lusus turned from a Dune-esque sandworm into a slightly mutated lusus cougar instead.

Sapant: Hatched from the idea of ‘take an obscure character from a popular work and make them into a fantroll.’ He’s Owl Eyes from The Great Gatsby, albeit with his niceness significantly toned down to fit in with troll attitudes. He’s too new to have changed at all!

Newsen: One of the first new trolls I made following my impromptu hiatus. I saw a pair of torn jeans and a wicked hairstyle on a sprite sheet while listening to Dirty Laundry, so I figured a reporter intentionally sabotaging everyone else’s success for his own gain would be pretty amusing, especially if he was pretty disgusting himself.

Yegeri: He’s somewhat inspired by the Pinkerton Detective Agency (His name is formed from two different prominent Pinkerton detectives). You know, before they became some weird private security group. When they busted rum runners and such. He doesn’t get much any use because I’m not a big fan of the sprite I made for him, but I still like his personality.

Hovend: I wanted Yegeri to have a distaff counterpart that was absolutely not suited for police work whatsoever. What would happen if the worst person possible was thrust into a position where he had to do what he hated most? The answer is apparently regress into anime and origami folding.

Xrumon: Not gonna lie, I made him because I was annoyed with a certain someone’s representation of a troll brought back from near-death in robot form. Not to worry dear weird person reading this, it’s nobody that follows me. Their representation had the troll...blandly accept being saved, and they weren’t at all concerned with the ramifications of their new body. So I said ‘I can do it better’ and wrote up the mean spirited son of a bitch we all don’t know and certainly don’t love today. Turns out being trapped in a robot shell sucks.

Portec: There’s an episode of American Dad where Stan really, really, really wanted to get a helicopter or some shit. I saw that and decided I wanted a helicopter troll because it’d be funny (That’s a common theme). So Portec became reality, formed with a strong desire for coffee and a reckless attitude, he...really hasn’t changed all that much.

Deveii: He was originally a self-insert! Oh no! He had my worst personality traits of course, namely being my absolutely awful temper at the time along with cowardice. Thankfully he quickly grew way the hell away from being a self-insert through the power of Zagaya (his first moirail) taking him under his wing. He always retained his bad temper, however, and accidentally gained an affinity for dating highbloods.

Evelsi: I think rai dared me to make a troll that only spoke in like 50′s slang or some shit like that. For a while, that was basically his quirk! I had a whole page written up of various slang terms to use, while Evelsi was basically ‘hey remember the American 50′s? Weren’t those times wild?’ the troll. From that I gradually added onto him so that he became more of a rock n’ roll troll with a penchant for helping others gain friends/quadrants, and pretty much entirely dropped the 50′s schtick.

Remune: “I want a bartender that nearly kills people with what he makes.” That’s pretty much it. His sprite is one I’m really proud of, even if I used a base. His hair was a total bitch but I love how it turned out. He hasn’t changed much, though he originally had telekinesis as a power. I changed that to seismic sense so that I could play it into his alcoholism (Booze deadens the constant noise other trolls generate for him).

Gaveyo: I kinda just wanted an explorer type troll? I listened to the Legionnaire’s Lament by the decemberists and wanted a troll that evoked that song. A lot of my trolls are inspired by music. At first he was just gonna be a lil grumpy and v. tired and v. world weary, but he somehow turned into fat dickhead who ruins people’s nights for laughs. At least he kept his trait of collecting trinkets and mementos. Fun fact, his last name is a rearrangement of the word cloyed, which iirc means something that is really sweet or overly sappy. I have actual reasons for keeping it that way.

Chamlo: I wrote him for a special RP where mutants/undesirable would get to duke it out on an island. The last one standing would be allowed to rejoin the troll empire at large, having been granted the gift of life! And every other troll in the empire got to watch a sick, extreme version of survivor! Unfortunately the RP didn’t get enough applicants and then the MSPAF got nuked so oh well.

Adabon: I listened to Delta (C2C) and suddenly got inspired to make a troll who was a fan of bombs. But since that felt a little cliche, I wondered what else could one do w/ bombs. And then I remembered seeing a cartoon where some fool used an explosives challenge to paint a shitload of stuff at once and figured that’d be pretty fun! It worked out pretty well overall, I’d say.

Yarrex: Second fantroll ever. Most of his characterization came from when I first used him on MSPAF. I can’t remember if the cafe interactions or his profile came first. Either way he soon turned into a troll obsessed with balance. Then I did the stupidest thing ever and wrote myself into an Edgy Fanfic Corner(tm) by burning his hive down and killing his lusus because itsbadwriting.gif. Fortunately, people still liked him for whatever reason. I’ve retconned all of that so his lusus is quite alive and his hive is still standing, but I still have him reference his hive at least getting singed sometimes as a nod. 

Argumi: “Boy, reading everyone’s thoughts would actually be a pretty horrible power. I know! I’ll make it so that you can’t turn it off! And you’re an empath!” And so began Argumi’s suffering. Most of my trolls are ‘inspired’ by sudden thoughts, really. First he was just an empath, then he turned into a mind reader, and now he’s an empath AND a mind reader. His life just gets worse every rewrite. But at least he’s more functional now than he used to be.

Famynn: Was written originally to be the Totally Awesome Doctor(tm) in a pirate RP. He would have performed surgery listening to stirring operas and complained about everyone else being little kids. Basically an incredibly old fashioned, anachronistic, asshole. But then the owner of said rp who shall remain nameless repeatedly made me lower his caste so their friends could get in instead. So he became brown and hopelessly incompetent as a doctor. Then the RP ended because oops the earlier mentioned prat was in it and the owner was no better. Later I used him in a better RP called Hunters (of the lost planet) where he was still the ship’s doctor. That’s where he got his jealous nature towards highbloods from! He’s been pretty much the same since, although his Alternian form has no doctor incliniations.

Marnin: I listened to Convoy or something one too many times and wanted a badass trucker troll. He was Not Great(tm). Really flat for my tastes and I’m a little embarrassed at how one-note he was. I was recently convinced to revive him by someone who actually liked him. I used it as a chance to completely revamp his personality (i.e. actually give him one) and change what he did completely. He’s not the same troll he used to be.

Abnage: I just wanted a con artist, really. His sprites belonged to a failed troll concept I tried out for a while, involving a hobo that flagrantly violated society’s norms to make some dumbass moral point. Unfortunately, that would mean being nice on purpose, and since everyone else’s trolls were nice at the time, the point was lost in translation. 

Gerrel: Third fantroll ever! I wanted the ‘ideal’ lowblood, in a similar vein to how Kormut was a purposefully underpowered blueblood. I didn’t want people calling me mean names if I made an upstart lowblood, so I went in the opposite direction. Just about the only personality trait he retains from his original incarnation is his workaholic-please-everyone attitude. He used to be somewhat suave (at least, what, 15 year old me thought so?) and utterly confident in himself. He bored me to tears, honestly, since I wasn’t a very good writer and couldn’t work with him very well. He’s gone through the most rewrites out of all my troll’s until we got to his ULTIMATE FORM (the one he’s in now). Unfortunately this came at the cost of (oopsie) alienating the fire nation his matesprit, since I never RP’d him much and also randomly went on hiatus.

Platar: I wanted a gas mask troll who burned things. I think the original ORIGINAL idea I had was just ‘world war 1 troll.’ He always carried deadly clouds of poison around with him in sealed containers to show off to other trolls. He was also hideously scarred under his mask thanks to accidentally exposing himself to a large batch of mustard gas, a secret no one ever actually found out. He’s changed entirely up to this point, since he’s now an extremely loyal member of the empire hellbent on proving the worth of his supposed ancestor and burning out all traces of heresy and criminality from the glorious Empire.

[trolloled]

Valentine’s Night’s Activity

What are they up to on a night dedicated to quadrants when most of them have none?

Damath: Drinking wine and working on his autobiography in a room lit by but a single candle.

Haydel: Nothing different from usual. Though she now specifically targets happy couples to split up by shangahaiing one of them. She gets a delicious sense of cruelty from it.

Vollia: Burning romcoms in the fireplace while rewatching her favorite soap opera series.

Deviex: Blood transfusion work. He’s taking blood from happy matespritship/kismesitude trolls and comparing it to lonely losers to see if there’s any difference.

Remiva: Seeing so many people happy drives him to distribute anonymously sent boxes of chocolate. The boxes are heart shaped and the chocolate is laxative.

Charsa: Invents a mailbox that can receive a valentine’s note and automatically reject it by comparing compatibility between you and the sender. Getting rejected results in a flamethrower activating.

Kormut: Lamenting the lost Lenore Geyith

Sapant: He’ll attend someone’s valentine’s party to observe those that come alone or end up getting stood up by their dates. Offers therapy to those depressed by this, mostly just to see how badly getting rejected can affect you psychologically rather than out of compassion.

Newsen: Like Sapant above, actively seeks out those who get broken up with or stood up. Then speeds back to the station to report their names as fast as he can before getting pulled off the microphone.

Yegeri: Issuing citations for noise violations for various parties. Sometimes he beats couples making out into bloody pulps for violating the law against PDA that he passed. In his own mind. It’s still justice.

Hovend: Wishing his waifu was real and rewatching his favorite shipping moments in his anime of choice before getting yanked by the ear into the field by Yegeri.

Xrumon: Shuts himself off for the night. He hates this holinight.

Portec: Drops bombs filled with valentine’s cards he was told to deliver as part of his new delivery service. While the casualty rate is high, the amount of pink fluttering through the air is very festive.

Deveii: Spends the night with his matesprit, burning down hives and laughing at others’ misfortune. He also make sure to call in to his moirail and make sure she’s okay, arranging to get some food together the next night so she isn’t ignored.

Evelsi: Throws a valentine’s party! Trolls from far and wide are invited so he can try to matchmake them with whomever else ends up attending! This has a low success rate, but he does get to sing lots of love songs for once without shame.

Remune: Sets up a stand selling his own patented brand of booze. One brand is assured to give you more confidence, the other is made for people trying to forget. Sells out of both within hours.

Gaveyo: Pointing and laughing at people alone on this night. When pointed out that he is alone, will simply point to his kismesis and call people thinking this night is only for red quadrants ‘not only dangerously brain damaged, but also downright moronic.’

Chamlo: Rereads his favorite slow burn fanfics and dreams wistfully of meeting ‘the one.’

Adabon: Instead of ‘painting’ his symbol on buildings, instead paints hearts and spades. Sometimes he merely spraypaints his phone number on buildings as well to see if anyone calls!

Yarrex: Calls his ex-matesprit up to prank call her, then bursts into tears halfway through. As he does every half-sweep. Completely emotionally recovers once call ends and then he goes out to heckle more people about how stable their relationships really are.

Argumi: When not keeping Newsen off the microphone, opens his talk show up to people feeling lonely this night of all night. Tries to get people to change their depressive thinking ways. Mostly for his own benefit.

Famynn: Locks himself into his hive and furiously ignores all phone calls, even from his kismesis. He hates that this night is so red biased.

Marnin: Goes to singles night at the local saloon, takes part in a square dancing contest and takes second place. Then drinks winner under the table and steals his trophy.

Abnage: Sells chip trinkets that he claims will GUARANTEE to make your ex love you again, give you more confidence, ensure getting ‘lucky,’ etc. Sometimes, they actually work, much to his surprise.

Gerrel: Most likely running himself ragged should his boss throw a quadrant’s night party. Makes sure to brush up on swallowing his emotions every time he sees a joyful red couple. Emotional scars are brushed aside. Ends night drinking himself into a stupor. If there is no party, since he lacks any other plans he’ll just skip to the hive-drinking.

Platar: Since everyone is out enjoying the night, he gets to double up on the amount of people he chases while brandishing fire. Spends ten minutes lamenting his own pathetic quadrant situation in a moment of sanity, then shakes his head. His ancestor must be done proud. Burns down an entire lawnring in rage when he sees someone spooking their matesprit by dressing like a mutant.

[trolloled]

actual human au this time

assuming they’re like

college aged

Damath/Derrick: 

That rich kid who got kicked out of his home for being too much of a shit. Now he works at the campus bookstore and also at the starbucks to make ends meet while keeping up with studying. He gets very snappy at everyone who makes fun of him and barely holds it together while working to avoid getting fired.

Haydel/Hadley:

She shows up to campus every day dressed like a pirate and somehow manages to pass, barely, her classes. Eventually becomes the football team’s mascot.

Vollia/Valerie:

Is the head of the anime and movie club and never ever shows up to class. Because all her classes are online. She’s the only one to figure out how to take an entire college major’s courseload online through a physical campus. Seeing her on campus is the equivalent of finding bigfoot.

Deviex/Damien:

The overworked med-student who seems just a little deranged from how much studying they have to do. He’s really into biology lessons and is willing to tutor people but he always looks really creepy so everyone avoids him. Has threatened people with a scalpel for trying to touch his anatomy homework.

Remiva/Reginald (Goes by Rob):

That smug asshole in the honors college who, despite being rich, also gets a ton of scholarships since he’s the only one with the patience to write 500 essays for every scholarship available every semester. Spreads rumors just to see people’s reactions.

Charsa/Chloe:

Straight up sleeps through every class but somehow has a 4.0 GPA. When class ends she’s still asleep until the professor nudges her awake. Then she stumbles all the way to the next class, half spilled cup of coffee in one hand and a tape recorder in the other. Plays video games all night and binges on cheetos.

Kormut/Kenny:

Manages to get the meanest, angriest professor every time. Also manages to not have any friends despite living on campus. Probably cries himself to sleep but still pulls himself together in the morning so he doesn’t drop out this semester. Maybe.

Sapant/Steven:

Psych major who keeps trying to act like he knows everything there is to know about how people work. Will not stop pointing out patterns you accidentally fall into and has very few friends as a result. However, he also brews the best coffee and therefore many people try to be nice to him. He may have done this just so people will listen to him.

Newsen/Nigel:

Helps out with the school newspaper and is frequently seen double fisting energy drinks in the back of class. Someone said he was a journalism major but nobody has ever seen him write anything.

Xrumon/Xavier: 

The TA for the course on applied robotics. Nobody knows what his actual major is or what his interests are, just that he seems to grade more harshly the more people actually try to reach out to him for help. Also doesn’t seem to actually appear outside of the professor’s classes or office.

Portec/Paul:

He joined the air force, not college. He’s lovin’ it.

Deveii/Devin:

Made it on a sports scholarship and is probably the most aggressive linebacker the school has ever seen. Not BMOC since his anger drives a lot of girls and guys away but he has a few friends who somehow manage to look past it. Once punched a mugger in the nuts.

Evelsi/Evan:

Throws a party every single night and pisses off the RA as a result. Somehow manages to pass his courses despite nearly falling asleep in every class because he never sleeps at the right time. Joins the most party heavy frat as soon as possible.

Remune/Roger:

Took a bartending job as soon as he turned 21 and started working to put himself through college. Nobody knows what his major is, but he’s willing to give out beer to underage drinkers for the right price. Snitches will get stitches.

Gaveyo/Gabe:

The culinary arts major who looks like dom deluise. He gets invited to parties just because he can cook decently and they pay him for it. Is renowned for his superb hotdogs and his overuse of spices. Will eat ghost peppers for money.

Chamlo/Charlie:

The guy who blends into the background. Who is he? Does he go to this school? What’s his major? He seems to appear in every class but nobody knows who he is and people are getting scared to ask.

Adabon/Adam:

Joined the army and got shuffled into the bomb disposal division. Lovin’ it.

Yarrex/Yale:

Officially Too Cool For School(tm). His major changes every time you ask about it and he’s really into hunting. Has a whole closet full of camo stuff and wears it without a trace of irony. People joke about him being a redneck and he takes it in stride. Is a big sucker for cookies.

Argumi/Arnold:

Wishes people would stop coming to him for advice. For some reason everyone sees him as a great friend to talk to for advice and he’s getting broken by it but refuses to tell anyone to screw off. Sometimes seen with Sapant trying to clear his head.

Famynn/Frank:

The music major who seems to forever be practicing wherever he goes. Smokes to look cool and just pisses everyone off while doing so. But he also knows the best clubs and bars to visit in town so if you want to get crunk in a good place you better talk to Famynn.

Gerrel/Garrett:

The double major who also takes at least 5 levels of foreign language courses. Apparently worked since he turned 15 and still holds down two jobs while attending classes. Doesn’t have much spare money but is always willing to tutor for some spare change, even for free if he’s friends with you. Internally falling apart from stress issues but never speaks up about it or attends university counseling.

Platar/Phillip:

The intern for campus security. Likes to write tickets for anyone parked illegally on campus and frequently patrols the dorms to berate anyone getting home super late. He knows a lot about crime and prisons and is seen putting up anti-gang and anti-drug posters all around the school.

[plaguetrolls]

@runictrolls @mirkstrolls

I have all the blood colors for all the trolls Grumo and Mirk have right now. I wanted to organize them in a document so I could still get the right colors if I didn’t have my SAI settings

I made my trolls too bc why not. And all the trollsonas.

also lmao Grumo and I have so many damn trolls and Mirk is a reasonable human being.