#everything is fine!

[theorangepdf]

sometimes i feel existential dread and a sort of catholic-esque guilt i can't figure out and then i realize i just haven't responded to texts from my loved ones in a while

[qqueenofhades]

hello!! hello!!!! i promise i'm not going to liveblog the movie into your askbox but i am vibrating and i have nowhere to turn i am finally watching oldguard 2 fast 2 furious and the CAR BOYS

YES HELLO WELCOME TO THE AGONIZING PAIN UH TOTAL FUN AND JOLLITY AND GAY FRIVOLITY OF 2OLD2GUARD, EVERYTHING IS FINE AND YOU SHOULD ON NO ACCOUNT BE MORTALLY AFEARED OR ANYTHING. YOU SHOULD JUST ENJOY NICKY AND JOE BEING THE MOST MARRIED AND ALSO THE MOST STUPID CAR THIEVES IN EXISTENCE, EVERYTHING IS FINE

(in other news, I cannot emphasize enough how totally under control things are with the new fic):

I may, uh, start posting it this weekend. We will see. Shh. Also send help.

[spiicii]

TW: Opinions

You know what, I’m just happy the Usos are on the Mania card. The booking is horrific for everyone, so at least it’s not just them. I feel really bad for LA Knight and Austin Theory too, but I’m glad they weren’t excluded from Mania. So instead of getting angry, I’m gonna try to be positive!

The Usos will be at WrestleMania! So many people have been excluded this year, so this is a win.

They haven’t wrestled as a tag team at Mania since 2023 so I’m happy to see them together.

Their gear is gonna be fire, I just know it!

Maybe we’ll get to see them in some nice suits at the Hall of Fame. Jey looked so good last year.

We get to see the Usos beat tf out of L*gan P***

LA Knight and Austin Theory have something to do and aren’t stuck in catering. They deserve better, but I’m glad they’re on the card.

We know the Usos aren’t the only wrestlers with bad stories right now (it’s honestly everyone atp) but they’re still gonna put on a fire match. They always do.

Speed will put a lot of eyes on this match, giving the Usos a lot of shine. So many new people get to see our boys!

Other positives for this year’s WrestleMania:

Roman beating CM Punk

Trick winning the US title

Je’Von winning the IC title

Penta going into Mania as champion

Oba beating the shit out of B**** L*snar

Jacob getting a great match with Drew

Demon Finn possibly returning

Seth getting a match with Gunther (I was worried he wouldn’t be healed in time so I’m glad he’s on this year’s card)

Possible Bron Breakker return

Funny Danhausen spot

I’m gonna ignore the fact that this is a huge downgrade for Jey, our former world champion. I’m gonna ignore that Jimmy should’ve had a singles title ages ago. I’m gonna ignore that LA Knight should be a world champion by now and is being done so dirty by this company. I’m gonna ignore that Austin Theory was set up to be in a good position and they fumbled him. I’m gonna ignore that Carmelo got screwed out of his Mania moment. I’m gonna ignore that Cody vs. Randy was so easy to do but the writers are lazy and can’t tell a good story to save their life. I’m gonna ignore all the celebrities taking spots away from deserving wrestlers. I’m gonna ignore that all the stories are garbage right now and the product is horrible.

[chopshajen]

My current Curse of Strahd PC, Zhouzhen, a twilight cleric of Verity! She’s 2.5 ft tall and full of mischief :3

One million thanks to our wonderful DM @fullofvexation for reskinning light foot halflings to let me live my bunny person dreams

[trashworldblog]

celebrating the return of the c dogs joke

[epitomees]

There is nothing wrong with this picture.

[sadhornydemons]