#evil hatterhare

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get little? little?? small, even. microscopic maybe….

f/o uses she/her, s/i uses she/it | im non-sharing! doubles dni!!

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one year of loving my wife !!

closeups under the cut :) click for better quality

( i am nonsharing; doubles dni )

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TUOYS FOREVER

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this is sostupid and they both look so bad OHH MY GOD whatever. im having fun

im not doing closeups this doesnt deserve it

( i am nonsharing; doubles dni )

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FIVE HUNDY !!!!!!!!

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how would jervis and edith react to a thousand mice in their living abode after getting home from long day - this is clifford btw im too tired to turn on anon

for some reason this gave me to vivid mental image of jervis just going “oh, pesky things :^/“ and then hitting them with a broom

and i think edith would just Cry

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🩷 and/or 🖤? For the F/O opinions ask game! :"D

doing my cancelled wife

🩷; do you think ur relationship would change canon at all?

hmm im not too sure …. probably not much. in the series, trial is basically the last time jervis expressing true obsession over alice (out-loud, anyways) and just turns to overcomplicated yet ultimately selfish theft (the worrymen) and also ‘ITS FOR SCIENCE’ jargon (animal act). i just think her obsession would turn from alice to edith (as it does In Lore, sort of. edith is ultimately a replacement) but its more mutually obsessive …. maybe thered be more hints of that within her dialogue?? but aside from that, not many differences except theres some twinkgirl hanging off her arm now. yay. oh and also the tie-in comics where jervis is pining over/kidnapping alice again wouldnt happen, but thats not really too connected with the show in the first place because none of the events are brought up/refrenced afaik soooo WHATEVER

🖤; if ur f/o has any friends/colleagues/family, how do u feel about them? would u get along? whats ur relationship with them like?

i would say alice was jervis’ only real friend, but after All Of That. uh. not anymore. anyways edith and alice do not really know eachother, but edith does know Of alice. she feels extremely bad about kissing her stalker and just hopes that shes doing well after all of that …. but they never meet

do i count bruce?? jerv did work for him …. edith does not know bruce but she does know batman. she does NOT like him for reasons that i feel are pretty obvious considering who shes with and what she does. batman thinks shes capable but not too much of an issue (and should probably break up with tetch for both their sakes)

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