#evolve incremental

[radioactivecal]

"1 soldiers were wounded in a terrorist attack on your security forces"

OK, like, I'm not complaining here, but... those terrorists suck and should consider going into a different line of work. a) we're cyclopes, we're huge, we're not exactly hard to spot and b) we just barely have a presence in Andromeda. We don't even have the technology to make nanoweave yet (so we don't have armor based on it!) and still have to trade for vitreloy. Also, all our electronics are malfunctioning.

Go home, terrorists, you're drunk.

[radioactivecal]

So I decided to get back into Evolve the incremental game after all, by editing my save file with an estimate of the prestige resources and achievements I had when my old computer crashed. I'm missing a few, but that's OK, I just didn't want to lose months' worth of progress.

Anyway, I don't play optimally. I try to pick good strategies, but if I have five okay options I don't necessarily choose the one that's fastest. I pick the funniest.

Which is why I'm now doing the Genetic Dead End challenge, and we just inherited a trait from the last species I played, so the Valdi are Magnificent.

[radioactivecal]

I’m also playing on a Mellow planet and there’s a 10% malus to production that says “Stoned -10%”