#ewanmcgregorspenis

[minus-the-x]

HI ME TALK TO ME ABOUT ME

1. First impression: I've already told you about my first impression of you, but i suspected you for reasons i'd rather not repeat but they were pointless and misguided reasons.2. Truth is: you be on some other shit but i be there with u3. How old do you look: 224. Have you ever made me laugh: you do on most days in some way or another.5. Have you ever made me mad: nah6. Best feature: your super expressive face. your selfies are always great7. Have I ever had a crush on you:8. You’re my: Hat Twin! comrade is silly endeavors. we'd probably get into lots of outrageous shit together9. Should you post this too? go for it

[artisinalbussy]

ewanmcgregorspenis replied to your photo:GRE prep

u got this boo

ty. i hope you're right. this summer prepping is going to be horrible. no no no

[improvingpanda]

[minus-the-x]

ewanmcgregorspenis replied to your post:so syfy is playing Sin City I forgot how hot...

in every movie*

you're not wrong

[minus-the-x]

ewanmcgregorspenis replied to your post:ewanmcgregorspenis replied to your post:i’m mainly...

this makes me sad we were so close to being hat twins

don't worry, the day shall come.

[minus-the-x]

ewanmcgregorspenis replied to your post:i’m mainly mad about my hat having to be re-sent...

oh no did it get sent to the wrong place D:

remember how i was talking about how it looked like my shit had been sent to Minnesota? that is legitimately what happened. apparently someone with a similar name had an order around the same time. so yeah i had to start the wait over again.

[minus-the-x]

ewanmcgregorspenis replied to your photo:tagged by sailorsnail 1. Your name 2. URL/handle...

what do

handwrite the stuff on the list.

[minus-the-x]

ewanmcgregorspenis replied to your post:this entire movie was worth it

explain

Well, during the "big confrontation" scene Jonah runs up like "wtf isn't Parker here taking pictures of this?" So he asks this little girl who's standing next to him with a camera if she wants a job and ofc she's like "bitch i'm 10 what i want a job for?" 

So he's like "alright how much for your camera?" "$100 dollars" So he pulls out his wallet and pays up and starts snapping pictures but oops, no film.

"film is extra"