#exoticanary

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@exoticanary liked for a random starter!

"I don’t know what this is about, Birdy, but the answer is no.”

[friendlystreets]

“Wow...,” Elmo let out a surprised chuckle when Birdy mentions Tinder. “Tinder? You really think it’s going to work? I mean--- if anyone can get him on the internet, let alone a dating site, it’s you, baby bird.” She hopes it would actually work, but who knows? Grouch was just naturally grumpy. But, she did have faith in Birdy and their determination within the situation. “Plus, I think it’s easier than dragging him to work with you for someone else to take care of.” 

x // @exoticanary​​​

[grouchtm]

You wanna see this Big Bird dance?

[friendlystreets]

Elmo was shitfaced, obviously. Not just on the amount of alcohol she consumed over the course of the night, but the drugs too. New Year’s was one big celebration, and it got bigger and bigger each year. The parties were enormous, and she couldn’t help but tag along and enjoy the ride. She smashed out with her band, drank and drank, and focused on Big Bird for the majority of the time because she was beautiful underneath the light. It was no secret that Elmo had a crush on Big Bird, she blushed every time. 

When she felt familiar arms around her body, a lopsided smirk crossed Elmo’s lips, nuzzling into the touch of Big Bird. “Hi baby bird,” she cooed, running her own fingers through the other’s hand and down her back, pulling her body against her own to keep her close but also upright. They could overdo it, but she knew that they’d probably just keep going until something bad happened.

However, at this moment, nothing bad was happening. Before Elmo could continue, she felt Big Bird’s lips on hers and it felt like fireworks went off. It was warm and sensual and she almost couldn’t get enough. “Happy new year to you too, baby bird,” Elmo whispered as she brushed the hair away from Bird’s face with both of her hands and brushed it behind her ears, focusing on her eyes. “I hope it’s a good one.” 

x // @exoticanary​

[grouchtm]

NEW YEARS KISS FROM BIG BIRD YA BIG GRUMPY GREEN MAN

He’d been dragged to a party. Again. Why did he keep letting this happen? Well, at least Dawn was here to make things bearable, but she’d gotten separated from him for the moment and the countdown was happening and oh no there’s Birdy grinning at him like an idiot and he’s sure she has something up her sleeve oh no stop coming closer don’t--

SMOOCH

“Yeeuck!” Oscar pulled away, wiping furiously at his mouth in disgust. “Are you drunk? You’d better be drunk, because that’s the only way I’m forgiving you for that.”

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"Oscar!" Hushed tones as she knocks softly on his door, hoping he was alone for the time being. "Oscar! You didn't tell me you found a girlfriend Oscar!!" ( from exoticanary )

Hearing that through the door, Oscar wasn’t about to actually open it. Shit, how had Birdy found out about Dawn? She was entirely too nosy. He passed a hand over his face in irritation and called from where he sat in the apartment:

“I DON’T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!!”

[grouchtm]

" What's up GARBITCH!!! " -- from big bird

“See, you think that’s an insult, but you could say I’m garbage’s bitch. So why not?”

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‘ bored as sheeeet. ’ ( from exoticanary )

Oscar bristled as they walked through the antique mall. “You’re the one who insisted on coming with me, dumbass!”