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I am learning the basics
I am learning the basics, and it is hard, and I am scared, and it is hard, and it is hard, and I am scared, and it is hard, and I am scared, and it is hard, and I am scared, and it is hard, and it is hard, and I am scared, and I am scared, and it is hard, and it is hard, and it is hard, and I am scared
You are so fucking annoying
you're wrong i'm actually a very special snowflake. you are simply a generic internet user who has never done the thing i like, which is to argue about stuff online
I am a good Christian girl
No, you are not, you are a terrible person who is not at all "good" and we should not have anything to do with you
Good night Wesley, good work to day. Sleep well, I’ll most likely kill you in the morning
You're not going to kill me, you're not even allowed to kill anyone, that's way above your clearance
Pengy
Yes, thank you
This is what I get for trying to look sophisticated
@extra-garlic replied to your post “me, at Walmart getting ingredients for marinating tofu: Hands cashier $4.50: "That should buy some thyme"”
I was at walmart yesterday and they tried to overcharge me like $3 for some lean cuisines and the poor dude helping me was like oh you were buying the "slavish meatballs"? and they were swedish meatballs. I've been there and I wanted to tell him he could get a better job than walmart bc he seemed to care about doing a good job as the employee watching the self checkout
They tried to charge me $8 for a 1.5 pound package of tofu and the cashier guy was like "hey man, I'm just trying to do my job." And I was like "man, I could use a job if somebody could offer me one."
Were you watching me talk to my therapist
I was. I will now continue pretending I was not watching you talk to your therapist.
Top 10 sandwiches
1. (tie) "Tuna sandwich with pesto, capers, and red onion," from the "Hors d'Oeuvre" section of The Cheeseburger Love Story (a book about, among other things, the search for the perfect burger), by Eric Kampowski
2. "Cheeseburger" from The Cheeseburger Love Story
3. From Bistro Gras, a small French bistro in Somerville, MA, whose name translates to "Pizza Place" (after the other nearby pizza place, Pizza Gras) but in all likelihood refers to the owner and the Italian pizzeria/restaurant, also called Bistro Gras, he bought and renamed (because the original was a place where he liked to eat); the menu includes "Pizza Gras" (French for "Pizza Grasse"), as well as a kind of cheesy fish sandwich that is not really a fish sandwich at all, but which may or may not be my favorite sandwich of all time
4. From "The Restaurant at the End of the Universe," a book about, among other things, space travel, by Douglas Adams
5. A few years ago, I ate at a particular Mexican restaurant where the waiter brought me a bowl of black beans and rice which I didn't dare mix together because it had a huge amount of onion in it, and I also ate a "gordita de pollo" but I have no memory of what that was, so instead I will describe two sandwiches I ate recently that both had similar stuff in them, and then maybe you will know which one I mean
First, at a restaurant called Velvet Crevice (it has velvet for the walls) in a town called North Hollywood, CA, with (as the name suggests) lots of velvet on the walls, and a very large number of other "crevices" or "corrosive elements," including a rugby footballbarbie, which you could use as a kind of "fist" in order to try to knock people out, or who knows what. Anyway, the "crepuscular elements" also extended to the menu, with a category for the dishes in a section called "crepuscular," for example there was something called "Spicy Crepe," and a Crepe with Pomegranate Seeds, although the actual menu item I remember most clearly was this one, called "Crepe with Pesto Cheese and Pesto Sauce":
In the middle there was a picture of a girl called "Crepe," doing nothing but looking kind of bored.
And second, over at Zaxs, there was a booth called "The Meatball Bar," which (as the name suggests) had the (obvious) "meatball" as the centerpiece, which could be dipped into a sauce, which also happened to be delicious.
The meatball was small and round, and tasted kind of like bread. It was like eating a bread-saltine. There was a "Crisp" on the side. There were three flavors: "Sweet," "Savory," and "Chocolate" (though "chocolate" was not really the thing that was there to taste). There was also an actual "hour" in the shape of a ball, with a "hand" at the end. It was a pretty great lunch.
I ate those two sandwiches because they were good sandwiches.
