do u know where i could find the xtra content nora made? i think she herself deleted it but does anyone have it anymore??
its still there -maz
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do u know where i could find the xtra content nora made? i think she herself deleted it but does anyone have it anymore??
its still there -maz
AIC 30
Her day started ludicrously early, but suffering was just her lot in life so it made sense. Aiko was incredibly morose about it but she made it to the office at 4:30, right about the time that a wan-looking Nishikawa unlocked the doors. They exchanged a commiserating look. Aiko's protection detail merely stared at them, miserable and baggy-eyed a few feet back. The woman leaned against the wall while Nishikawa shuffled off to turn on the lights and turn off the security system.
She took a moment to wonder if her supposed bodyguard was going to keel over and die. It didn't seem like a bad option, honestly. The sun wasn't even up. Aiko was an absolute monster for causing her staff to be at work this early.
Silently, Aiko put a hand in her pocket and offered the bodyguard a candy from her stash.
The chuunin took it on a nimble reflex. Then she looked at her palm. Her mouth came open slightly and lines formed on her forehead. She looked genuinely confused about how this state of affairs had come to be. She was not ready to live in a world where there was a cherry candy on her palm. She had not prepared for it.
'I think the night shifts need to be shorter,' Aiko decided. '11 pm to 7 am is unreasonable. This lady is going to die.'
That seemed like a good time to go and start the coffeemaker. Aiko filled the one intended for her office staff and just stood there, waiting for it to percolate. Nishikawa came in as the machine was finishing up.
He gave her a mildly concussed stare, as if he wasn't completely certain who he was looking at. “Ah, thank you, Mizukage-sama.”
She meant to tell him it was no trouble, but she wound up yawning at him instead. He pretended not to smile and instead turned to pull out milk from the fridge.
She had already sorted through the dishdrainer to find the cup with his name on the bottom and set it next to hers on the counter, so she poured coffee the instant the dripping stopped. He took his mug gratefully and drained it as-is while she tore open sugar packets. He was half-finished by the time she leaned against the counter and started stirring with her usual yellow spoon. Security wasn't allowed to eat or drink from the same sources as the kage, so the chuunin went off to secure the premises.
They were both on their second cup before Aiko dredged up the will to focus on work. “Today.” She rubbed at her eyes. “I have a meeting with Sakurai at noon. Right?”
Nishikawa took a moment to respond, eyes flicking upward. “Yes,” he said slowly. “I'll make reservations and tell him where to meet you. Do you have a dining preference?”
“The private room in Koyama.” She yawned. She covered her mouth with her wrist. “Also invite Yuusaku and Karin to this lunch. I'll bring Gaara with me when I go. So make the reservation for 5, I suppose.”
He just nodded. “Would you like to order at the time, or for me to select from the menu?”
“We'll order,” Aiko decided. “Karin is picky, I think.” She knocked back the rest of the cup, and oh there was a deposit of sugar that she hadn't fully dissolved. Yes. So good. She deserved this. “Other than Sakurai, assign that group as working on the reserved space with me. Add Keisuke and Ryuusei too, tell them to report by 1:50. Kanagawa-sensei confirmed his group, right?”
“Un.” Nishikawa rinsed out his cup and filled it with water. “So you'll be out there from about 2 until 6?”
“Sounds right.” She gave a stretch. “I'll be back in the office around 7 to handle any correspondence and signover paperwork. Ask Saito-san her opinion on the two accountant candidates, but you'll make the final decision. I want someone starting on Monday.” She refilled her coffee and started tearing open sugar packets. “Priority is the letter to Nadeshiko, have Sakurai bring it with him to lunch so I can approve it. If it's good, send it with a three-man team.”
“Of course, Mizukage-sama,” he murmured. He watched her stir her coffee. “Is there anything else?”
She pursed her lips, but couldn't think of anything. “I think we're good.” Aiko lifted her coffee in salute on the way out. “Once more, into the breach.”
“It's Thursday,” Nishikawa called after her.
“I know. Twice more into the breach just doesn't sound that good,” Aiko yelled back. She heard him laugh as she opened her office door. Her protection detail had already unlocked it and circled the room to end up behind the genjutsu curtain. Aiko took pity and asked the chuunin to watch for threats from the vantage point of the couch. It did not take much convincing.
She spent way too much time doing paperwork. Other office workers began trickling in after a couple of hours, as well as her change in bodyguard. Aiko sent one of them away with a stack of documents to be filed when Mira came in. Saito came in with a particularly hard jaw to take the mission assignments. Aiko took the correspondences out to Nishikawa's desk personally.
And they were off. Gaara brought in a report about his investigation into the poison, and then sat in on her interview of the team that had escorted the relevant shipment.
“All the way from Nadeshiko to the processing,” Oda Kai promised. He managed to meet her eyes when he said it.
His twin sister nodded agreement. “We noted no irregularities. The merchants' identities and papers were verified in Nadeshiko, one of us was present and alert with the group at all times during transit, and no signs of tampering by the merchants or any outside party were discernible.”
“Right.” Aiko glanced down on the profile of the four-person merchant team. She had already checked over the information for the farmer and the processing plant where the tsukemono had been made. It looked legitimate so far as she could tell from Kirigakure. “This was the second such mission you have taken from Nadeshiko, correct? Have you done similar missions in past?”
The twins exchanged a glance. Kai tilted his head at Aoi. She sucked in the side of her pockmarked cheek and took the initiative. “Many. A truly numbing amount, but there was a break of several years between these escort missions for Nadeshiko and the missions we did prior.”
Gaara gave Aiko a sideways glance at that, but kept his mouth shut.
The movement had drawn both chuunins' attention to Gaara. Aiko considered their obvious curiosity and thought about publicly sharing Gaara's apprenticeship status. She should do that. Eventually. After she got things sorted out with Temari.
“The merchant company that came left Kirigakure after less than 24 hours within our walls. Does this align with their implied plans before your arrival?”
Kai nodded. “It does. And while that is an unusual profile for many merchant visitors, it aligns with a merchant delivering a pre-arranged contract. They would have a financial interest in returning as soon as possible to their home state.”
The interview didn't yield anything outright useful. Gaara rounded on her when the door shut behind the chuunin.
She leaned back and took a deep breath.
“The long period of time between their previous escort missions and the Nadeshiko escort is a discrepancy. Why?”
Aiko wound some hair around her fingers and pursed her lips at her student. She tried not to look too disappointed, because the answer there was easy. “You need me to tell you why that's true?”
Gaara looked a little affronted. He stood perfectly still and narrowed his eyes at her.
She tilted her head.
“Changes in leadership and economic troubles,” Gaara said.
“Pin-pon.” Aiko gave him a thumbs-up. “Good thought. They would have done that kind of mission routinely as experienced genin and novice chuunin. They would not be taking those missions now if we had caught up on the backlog of low-level missions.”
“So it is not relevant to the poisoning.” Gaara looked away.
“It isn't,” Aiko confirmed. “But it was good to notice that detail.” She felt mean to shut down his line of inquiry, but not all ideas were correct. Noticing the oddity in the first place and wondering about it was a sign that Gaara was applying analytical thinking. He was doing well.
She shook the thought off with a sigh. She'd bring it up at his next performance review. Giving feedback all the time wasn't a good use of their hours together.
“Do you want to personally come with me to Nadeshiko to speak with Shizuka?” Aiko put away his report and started digging for what she would need next. “I'm going to wait until a day or so after she should have received our official complaint about the issue. She will undoubtedly look into the incident on her end immediately to ensure that none of her people put her in breach of contract. So it's best to give her some time and cut down on waiting.” Aiko found what she was looking for and unrolled the long scroll onto her desk top. “Look at this, please.”
Gaara took two steps closer. “Accompanying you is acceptable. Is this the park project for the day?” His tone was neutral.
“It sure is,” Aiko said cheerfully. It was nice to be done with the absolute desperation measures. The bare bones of infrastructure for safety and housing were in place, so some community works could be done before pivoting to updating things like aging water lines. “You're going to help me dig out this lake here, and move the soil and sand over to form this bank and planting area. At that point, my genin- chuunin, sorry, my chuunin and the two genin teams will work on filling the lake with fuinjutsu while we go and retrieve the saplings.” She flexed her fingers. Then she went to dig out the hospital funding report, because she needed to talk to some old people about hallway width and secure storage for medicine.
“And then I will direct the Academy students in planting small trees,” Gaara said.
Aiko gave him a quick look through her eyelashes, because it was hard to read his mood from his voice there. His face didn't bring more enlightenment, so- “Yep. And poor Yuusaku gets to direct his teammates and Karin in using all the lumber to assemble the planting beds and park benches. Or maybe split them up from the genin teams...”
Gaara actually looked at her for that. He took a long, slow breath in. “Karin-san will not be pleased.”
“Karin is a genin,” Aiko said absently. “She can be as grumpy as she wants, she is a village asset just like everyone else. And we are making a pretty park together like a family.”
He gave her a long, steady look that implied he was weighing her chances of surviving that conversation. “This path here. What purpose does it serve?”
Aiko took a look. “Running path, for civilians and Academy students. It's a safe, central location away from the training grounds. It will also be very pretty when the plums and cherries are blooming.” Eat that, Konoha. They had pretty shit too.
“And the herbs will scent the air,” Gaara said. He seemed to be just a bit amused by the whole thing.
“That's practical,” Aiko defended. She sat back in her chair. “Planting herbs and fruit trees and vegetables for public consumption is part of combating poverty and hunger. In combination with the rice subsidy-”
“I did not mean to criticize.” Gaara unfolded his arms. “My apologies, Aiko-sama.”
She watched him suspiciously for a moment, but allowed her student to back away from his sass. “Go survey the area,” she ordered. Her attention was already turning to her next meeting. “Take the plans with you. After that, the morning is yours until you will meet me here at 11:45 to head to lunch.”
“Mizukage-sama.” Gaara rolled up the scroll and tucked it under his arm. He paused at the door. “There was one more thing.”
“Oh?” She tore herself away from the report. “Not about the poisoning- our guest?” Hell, they still had Raidou. Maybe they should, uh. Let him go or something. Or move him into diplomatic housing once it had electricity. What was he working on now? She should check up on that...
“The unconscious guest.” Gaara, bless him, said with with no humor at all. “He has awoken. About four minutes ago.” He seemed perfectly fine with the party line about the Konoha delegation and how they were enjoying splitting their time between Mizukage-inflicted hospital arrest and hard labor.
'Not like Utakata. The sighing every time he has to talk about the situation is getting old.'
Aiko considered telling him not to leave his sand on strangers to spy on them, but it seemed counterproductive. It was useful. “Alright, thank you. I'll go check on that soon. For now, he should be in good hands.”
'Am I being a bad mom by not correcting his manners, though? He should respect peoples' privacy. Sometimes. Why did he even want to spy on Sai? And why didn't he get bored with that? Sai has been unconscious for weeks. That was commitment. I want to be impressed but I also want to make him apologize.'
She touched a pen to her lips as she leaned back to watch her most confusing child leave.
Sanbi heaved a sigh and rolled over. He didn't even pretend to be interested in the dilemma.
God. She leaned on her elbows a bit, reflecting about how sorry she felt for herself. She would never have imagined her life turning out this way. She was a single parent and manager of a large flock of murderous lunatics. No one else was going to help, so she had to raise all her illicitly relocated children by herself.
...Actually, fair enough.
'But no, Karin is above-board. Her village head knows she's here to spy on me. So I didn't do anything illegal there anyway.'
Sanbi slapped against her mind. “Please let me rest. Your justifications are giving me a headache.”
The moral highground was a lonely place. Shame that all the turtles were down in the lowland of sinners.
The hospital board came and went, although they had the newly appointed head doctor with them this time. Utakata stopped by to make sure she drank some water and hovered until she finished eating the apple he cut for her. Someone came to apprise her of the change in Sai's condition and confirmed that her genjutsu hadn't fried his brain, which was pretty good to know. She approved some serious painkillers for him and fought her way through the rest of the morning and tugged her hair unpinned as she and Gaara left for lunch. It fell over her shoulders with interesting pin crinkles and some humidity frizz. Aiko made a mental note to get a haircut, because she had uneven ends from some fight or something. She couldn't keep track anymore.
Sakurai kept remarkable composure when his working lunch ballooned into a social gathering. Yuusaku arrived next, looking neat in his new chuunin jacket. That netted him a look of approval and a few minutes of chatting until Karin strolled in and pulled out her chair with a screech.
“Good afternoon,” Karin said cheerfully. She was already flipping the menu open. “It's a good day for oden, don't you think?”
Gaara sat back and watched her as though he suspected she might choose to bite someone. He didn't seem afraid for himself or anything, just as though he was certain a sudden smiting was an easy possibility.
'I wonder if that healthy wariness has to do with Karin herself or if it's an impression that Temari left about older sisters.'
“No, not when we're going to be using a lot of chakra. Oden is relaxing at home on a cold day food. I want steak,” Aiko said. She signaled over the waitstaff. “Hello, thank you. Could I get this? The sweet potato side, and tea. Water as well.”
Karin gave her a sharp look, but amended her order to katsudon. She didn't say anything else until the man left to take their orders to the kitchen. “What's this about a lot of work?” She turned her face a little to the side and tilted it so that her chin was at a positively dangerous angle. “I have a full day of training planned.”
Gaara went so still that it was obvious he was working not to lean back.
'I guess Karin laid down the law. Maybe about the way he drips everywhere out of the shower? That would drive her mad. I should be home in the evening more to keep an eye on them.'
“Karin, this is Sakurai-san.” Aiko gestured and repeated the introduction the other way. “Karin is my relative, a current genin. You might have heard of her. And Sakurai-san is a member of my administration who oversees the city development and planning.”
Karin's eyes glazed over. “Wow. That must be a fun job.”
“I like it,” Sakurai said mildly. “It's very nice to meet you. Will you be working with us today on the park project?”
“She will,” Aiko said cheerfully. The look she got from her prickly daughter was pure poison. Karin was going to be vicious one day and it was absolutely precious to look at the seeds. “She's going to learn how to interpret the diagrams for the wooden parts from Tazuna before he leaves today, and then she will be in charge of supervising the two genin teams working with us today.”
It was kind of beautiful, Aiko reflected. Karin puffed up to argue until the part where it became she was being involved as management. Then her curiosity won over her pride and she leaned in to ask-
“What is this project about?” She adjusted her glasses, because Yuusaku was frowning at the way they reflected light into his eyes.
Aiko nodded to Gaara.
His voice started off a bit gravelly. “It is a community welfare project that will increase the attractive qualities of the city, as well as serve as intensive training in water and earth ninjutsu for the lower-ranked shinobi involved.”
Karin frowned, but she didn't seem sure of what to think. “I see.” She pursed her lips. “I can see why you'd want to clean the place up a bit. It is pretty bleak.”
'Fuck is she talking about? Is Otogakure lined with fucking daisies? Orochimaru got a lot of fountains?'
She could feel a scowl coming on.
Sakurai swooped into the conversation, even and reasonable and ever so deserving of a raise. “We have many projects planned that will increase the visual appeal of Kirigakure as well as raising the quality of life here. We believe that it is an important factor for morale and mental health.”
blood splattered on the cobblestone steady steps behind but she was racing ahead of Tsunade. Touch one, two, three. They fall, they fall, they fall-
Aiko shook off a memory and crossed her legs. Kirikgakure didn't always make a great first impression, it was true. “This is going to be a large park, the west side dominated by a lake with a running path surrounded by various scented and edible trees and plants,” she said. “The east part is planned to be recreational fields as well as some gardens for relaxation and consumption.”
“Huh.” Karin wrapped a fist around some of her hair and leaned forward. “That seems alright, then.” She sniffed.
“Yuusaku will be supervising the jutsu usage of his team and supporting an Academy class in clearing the riverbed.” Her student seemed pleased to know his role, smiling slightly. “Gaara and I will help around, and then work on filling flowerbeds with the plants we have so far.”
Sakurai was hard to read, but at the least he didn't protest about the staff she had chosen for the project. The odd group got through lunch alright. Afterward Aiko snagged a finger through Karin's collar and tugged her along to meet Tazuna. He and his men were already packed up and ready to go. The village head was clearly waiting. He impatiently walked to meet her, face verging on thunder and precious architectural plans held in the hand that wasn't a fist. Aiko smiled at him and waved to some of the men milling behind. One of them ducked his head away, but a couple of them nodded. Three of them appeared to be sleeping on their luggage.
'It is definitely time for them to go home for a break. It is probably a week or two past the time they should have gone home. I need to make sure they're adequately compensated. I can't afford them to have a negative preconception when we are remaking our image.'
The brusque old man opened the plans and started talking as soon as Karin was within earshot. “I'm not repeating any of this. The namby-pamby arches are going to be death from above if you forget about the support here, so don't. It needs to go in at this angle. Benches are less dangerous, worst you'll get is a sore ass if someone screws up.” His grouchiness levels went down slightly at that point.
Karin gave Aiko an incredulous look. She smiled placidly back.
Tazuna drew his posture up aggressively, earning Karin's attention back. “But don't screw up anyway. Look at this here- don't skip it, I know it looks ornamental and it's a pain in the ass but it'll keep the damn thing around til the wood rots.” He cleared his throat and put his free hand on his hip. “You got all that?”
“I do,” Karin replied primly. She took the plans in a quick movement that Tazuna clearly didn't register until she was holding them behind her back. “I'll follow the instructions precisely. Is that all?”
Tazuna blinked at his empty hand. Then then veteran construction worker seemed to really look at Karin for the first time, with her sharp eyes, confident posture, and neatly tailored jacket. He sighed. “I liked those Konoha ninja I had around for a while, but I gotta say they make 'em a bit smarter in Kirigakure, don't they?” Aiko covered a snort as Tazuna shook his head. “You're a young lady like Hikari-chan, aren't you?”
'Ah, right. She has no idea that he thinks that's my name.'
Karin followed his nod to Aiko with a carefully neutral expression and no comment.
“She is,” Aiko said. She looked at her clever little cousin and felt proud. She swayed just that little bit closer to give Karin a companionable bump with her hip. “She's spying on us for a foreign country, but I like her just the same. I was sneaky when I was a teenager, too. It's a good phase.”
“What.” Karin's lips didn't entirely close. She took just one step back, turning so that her body was facing Aiko. She looked remarkably like she had been hit in the face with a squid. One hand slowly crept up toward her chest and stopped, unsure of what she should be doing. Panic? Become defensive? Deny it? Run away?
Sanbi started laughing. “Your youngling-” he cut himself off with a chuckle. “Her face. Ah, I think she understands my suffering.”
'It's good for a girl to be knocked off her high horse every once in a while,' Aiko thought unrepentantly. 'Tsunade did that kind of thing to me, and look at how I turned out.'
“Moral and considerate?”
'Nah. Sturdy.'
“Could do worse,” Tazuna agreed mildly. “She does remind me of you at that age.”
Aww. He was so dadly. Aiko tried not to let her expression soften as much as it wanted to. He had actually met her when she was not much younger than Karin. Not this specific Tazuna but hey, details. Aiko warmed at the implied compliment anyway.
“Yes, I hope she also ends up deposing someone to rule her own country when she grows up.” Aiko put a hand to her cheek and smiled warmly at her cousin.
She gave a quick check over, trying to read the younger girl's thoughts from her face and body. Karin's heels were thoroughly on the ground, her body language tense, her chest facing Aiko dead-on. A little defensive, but… Karin had correctly read the air and skipped right over the fear reaction for confusion, which meant anger was coming any time now. “We Uzumaki are born to be queens.”
Tazuna snorted. “Are we ready to go, your highness?” He made some fluttery motion that was probably not respectful enough for her station and dignity.
“Hold up.” Karin made a sharp hand motion and scowled. “Wait, what? You know that I'm a spy.” Karin crossed her arms and widened her legs. She was smart enough not to try denying it. She was brazen enough that the statement came out as an accusation. “What are you thinking?”
Tazuna sighed and turned around to rejoin his workers.
“Of course I know,” Aiko said mildly. She tilted her head down at her cousin, because come on. It had been very silly for Karin to think otherwise. “But I'm not worried. You don't know anything that could damage me, you haven't yet been contacted, and I'm going to have to kill Orochimaru-san anyway.”
Fury sparked in those red eyes. “Like you could,” Karin spat. She leaned into Aiko's personal space. “Orochimaru-sama is incredibly powerful.”
“He is,” Aiko agreed. “He's certainly one of the best shinobi in the world, and a genius. I would not feel eager to face him alone.” It wasn't difficult to keep her tone and body language neutral, because Karin just did not intimidate her at all. “But I'm strong as well, and I am working with two other nations to get back something that he stole. This is the way the shinobi world works- your personal strength is not always enough. A shinobi who lives without powerful allies is always at risk.” She put her hair back up with the ponytail on her wrist. It was time to get back to work.
“Hm.” Karin just watched Aiko adjust her hair, angry but silent. The vertical lines pressed between her eyebrows were proof enough that she was thinking over every possible angle. “You're very certain.”
Aiko nodded at the point, because of course she couldn't absolutely know. “We will probably kill him,” she amended. “If Orochimaru-san kills me, of course you would be wise to return to Oto. But if Orochimaru-san dies, I hope that you will consider staying with me. Family is important.” She smiled.
Karin was silent and impassive.
'Look at that. Two minutes after having her cover blown by a foreign kage, and she isn't panicking or putting herself at risk.' Aiko tried not to be too visibly proud. 'I told you that she was a clever girl. She has all the self-preservation instincts that skipped over the rest of our family. She'll outlive us all.'
“I did not contest her wit,” Sanbi said. He was clearly having a good time. She got the sense that he was leaning forward to catch every word that was said. “Now say something disinterested and walk away. That will be satisfying.”
'You're my best friend. Of course I'll be dramatic.'
Her voice came out serene. Aiko was hyper-aware of how having her hair up made her neck look long and dignified, her chin tilted at just the right angle to look at Karin through her lashes. “In any case, your outside loyalties are why you cannot be promoted or given much responsibility at this time. When and if you reconsider, you may be elevated. You may follow Yuusaku now.”
She nodded to the figure waiting not too far off, because keeping an eye on Karin was part of his job. Then she made eye contact with Tazuna and held up a hand to indicate she was ready to go.
Her sweet baby cousin stiffened at the dismissal. Karin looked like an offended Pomeranian, with her round eyes and wrinkled nose. If she'd had fur, it would be standing straight up. “Ugh.” Karin gave her a look somewhere between confusion and disgust.
Aiko gave a little wave and sauntered away.
“Ah, satisfying. That was an interesting approach,” Sanbi said. “Why do you not employ secrecy?” He sounded curious, not judgmental.
'Karin is direct, and it's important for her to respect the people she works for. She would never respect me if she thought that she was more clever than I am,' Aiko responded absently. She gave a little stretch before holding an arm out to Tazuna. 'If I let her view me as a mark, she won't want to stay here. I'm letting her know that she has actual options. If I just killed Orochimaru, she might stay here, but she would have the baggage of trying to conceal her original reasons for coming and fear of repercussions. I'm removing that consideration.'
“Seems like a sweet kid,” Tazuna said absently. He hefted his knapsack and kept his left hand on the straps. His right reached out to shake her hand, which had not been the plan but whatever.
“That's true,” Aiko agreed instantly. She grabbed the closest construction worker by the shoulder and took them to Tazuna's house. “I love her.” She let go of those two, flickered back to Kirigakure, and motioned over two more men.
But it was understandable that other people might not realize how sweet Karin was off-hand…. Aiko took a moment to ruminate on how ridiculous the first group of young shinobi Tazuna met had been. She dropped two construction workers at Tazuna's house. She went back to Kirigakure and motioned over two more people. Team 7 had set a false standard for young shinobi eccentricity. She thought it over while she efficiently transported the entire crew back home.
It was better not to correct those misconceptions, she decided.
She stood around and smiled and said the right things when Tazuna gave a little post-trip speech to his workers and their gathered families. He was supposed to wait to announce it, but he launched right from talking about how much money they had made to how Hikari and her little friends were going to revitalize their village by building things. For a group of about 30 people, they made an impressive ruckus when Tazuna started talking about how a girl from their village was the Mizukage. Wives, children, and random assorted relatives gave Tazuna delightfully baffled expressions at that. Tazuna and his men looked at her cheerfully.
There was a visible ripple of confusion from the villagers who had not spent two months in Kirigakure. They looked Aiko. She looked at them. She clasped her hands in front of her hips and gave a pleasant little nod in response to all the scrutiny.
Aiko smiled, but she felt tension run through her body. She didn't want to use genjutsu on any noncombatants if she could help it. She was not good at that. Sai still had a heaache. She looked over the crowd faces, cataloging their thoughts and reactions. Would anyone refute it?
“Wow,” someone said. And then the crowd erupted into excited conversation. A middle-aged woman gave Aiko an interested look and leaned to ask her husband something. He shrugged in response, showing his palms and a cheerful flash of teeth. Similar interactions were happening all around.
She tried not to laugh. 'It almost looks like none of them remember me,' she told Sanbi. 'How odd.'
“They take him at his word,” Sanbi noted. “This is unreasonable.”
'It makes some sense,' Aiko disagreed. 'Most people don't like to publicly tell their leader that he's wrong. And it's in their best interest to believe it- it's flattering for them. They'll probably spend the next couple of days deciding that they remember me just a little bit, especially as the people I put under genjutsu months ago chime in with unremarkable stories about my mother coming into town occasionally.'
The day dragged on. She returned to Kirigakure and hollowed out a lake. She and Gaara moved the leftover soil to the planting beds that Yuusaku had managed to direct into being so far. He gave her a tortured look over the heads of shrieking, muddy Academy children who were nominally helping. Keisuke was bent over picking a splinter out of someone's thumb while an Academy teacher directed the more obedient children in laying boards.
Aiko nodded at Yuusaku and gave a stretch. She swiveled her head over to check that Karin hadn't killed any genin yet. Everyone looked quite alive. Good, good.
She brushed her hands off and took Gaara to pick up the plants she had prepaid for. The salesman gave her a look of polite confusion that became stronger every time she carried potted plants behind the building, set them in Kirigakure, and hiraishin'd back for another peach tree. He gave his watch increasingly concerned looks and left at one point to splash water on his face.
“Will he ask?” Gaara said in an undertone.
Aiko shrugged. She bent down to deposit a particularly large plum tree with the small forest they were settling a few hundred feet from where Karin barked orders. “If you thought some two strangers were buying your whole stock and putting it in your alley, would you want to say something?”
“Yes.”
“Huh.” She cast him a curious look. “We are different people. I would just let that go. Sounds like none of my business.” They twined arms, crossed continent, and then dropped their contact to briskly walk into the greenhouse again.
The elderly man behind the till gave them a distressed look and pretended to be reading a newspaper. Aiko put a plum tree on one hip and a rosebush on the other, held the door open with her foot, and walked out the door and just around the corner. Gaara was carrying four plants with no sign of strain or wobbling, which was unbelievable until she looked close enough to see that they were actually hovering in place. A pot of lavender bumped cheerfully against his heel where it couldn't be seen from behind the counter. She suppressed a smile as she led them into the alley. As soon as they were out of easy sight Gaara obligingly touched his elbow to hers and then they were in Kiri. They set down plants. They returned. The old man took a step back from the window and started talking under his breath.
“Aiko-sama.” Gaara sounded thoughtful. She glanced down at him. “I will arrange the transport for the second shipment of seedlings.”
She shrugged. “Whatever you like. One less errand for me.”
“You will transport me,” Gaara disagreed. “And attempt to have a pleasant conversation with the floral staff while Yuusaku-san and I put plants into a wagon. Then the wagon will be pushed out of town. At that time, I will ask you to use your transportation technique.”
Aiko sighed and wiped some dirt off her shirt. “Your way sounds fine too.”
“Mizukage-sama.” Mei casually surveyed the work happening around, eyes lingering on the line of genin doing their best to fill the new lake. It was going slowly, but, uh, they were genin.
“Mei,” Aiko greeted. She kicked a pot over a few centimeters. “It's lovely to see you. Did you have a report from Ao-san?”
“Yes.” Mei's nose wrinkled. “We will have a visitor from Konohagakure in two days.”
She eyed her subordinate. “Is it Jiraiya?”
Mei's jaw was tight. “It is.”
Aiko sighed, and it was like all her energy left in that breath. Great. Jiraiya. He was such a great houseguest. “I'll greet him personally. Anything else?”
“Sunagakure has sent word ahead that we may expect them at the outer border tomorrow.” Mei cast a lazy stare on Gaara. “We will host a three-man team.”
“Ugh.” Aiko scrubbed at her face. “We'll have to work to keep Jiraiya ignorant, he's such a goddamn snoop. I'll babysit him. In that case, I need to run an errand out tonight. I don't want to leave Kirigakure while he's here unless I can help it.” She yawned, feeling a wave of exhaustion pressing down while the sunlight faded. “Thank you for the information. Oh- Raidou. Have him in my office at 9pm. I'll have a talk with him.”
“As you wish.” Mei nodded and turned away. “Mizukage-sama.”
Aiko watched her go and admired the way all that red hair moved in the wind. “Gaara.”
Her apprentice stopped and gave her an expectant look. The line of potted plants hovering en-route up the hill stopped and bobbed in place.
She reached out and ruffled his hair. “I'm never going to be as impressive-looking as Mei is, am I? She looks so cool. All the time.”
Gaara sighed.
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This is part of Nora’s extra content, you can find it here! Thanks for the ask.-Aaron.
Hi so I keep on seeing people reference jack and sheena and Neil punching jack but I can’t find where that originally happens anywhere. I know you generally find fics but I was wondering if you could help me find this?
Jack and Sheena are characters that Nora mentions in her extra content on her blog @/korakos so you can find all of that there! And they feature in a lot of the longer fics on our postcanon masterlist, so if you want to see more of them after the extra content then there is a good place to start!-Aaron.
AIC 29
“Thank you all for coming so promptly.” The Sandaime seated himself at the end of the table, nearest the door. ANBU filed in to dot the walls and crowd his shoulders. “I'm afraid that we have a lot of news to discuss.” Genma kept his lips pressed shut and his back straight. Maybe no one would notice him if he was very, very still. 'Clan heads, commanders, councilors... This isn't good. Judging by this group, the news is above my paygrade.' Tenzou looked similarly terrified and out of place. Genma would have saved the other ANBU a seat if he'd known the young man would be attending, but so much for that. “First off all, we do have one more member.” The Sandaime raised a hand, and the door opened once more. “You may have heard rumors. It is time to lay them to rest here, and then with the public. Namikaze-san, if you wouldn't mind?”
Inuzuka leaned back and let out a low whistle. Maybe it was shock, maybe it was commentary on how damn good the man looked. 13 years dead, and he was in his prime. The long-deceased Hokage gave her a polite nod while he passed to the only unoccupied seat. Tenzou looked absolutely mortified when he realized he'd wound up next to the Yondaime. He slunk down in his chair. It was hard not to smile at that. On Minato's other side, Jiraiya sat up to his full height and clapped his student on the back. 'I haven't seen Tenzou in months. This is not where I would have expected him to pop up. He doesn't look like wants to be here, either.' “Hello.” The Yondaime paused before he sat. He smiled around the table. “I apologize for the strange situation, but I am glad to be here.” He met everyone's eyes one by one in that steady, personal way he had. He got varying reactions. The councilors were clearly prepared for this introduction, a silent wall of solemn faces. Some of the shinobi who had been informed or involved in vetting Minato offered nods and bows. But Inuzuka Tsume was eyeing him critically, dark eyes clever and sharp. Hyuuga Hiashi was implacable, but probably pissed as anything that he'd been in the dark. Genma gave up on being still and silent. He waved subtly. Because Kakashi wasn't there to do it, the absentee little bastard, and the Yondaime needed some support.. 'He's either on a mission or something has gone wrong. He'd be here if he could, no matter that it would ruin his late streak.' The last possibility was too dire to linger on for long, even direr than the chance that Kakashi might be dead- the possibility that the Sandaime had chosen not to invite him, because Kakashi would be too loyal to the Yondaime. The chance that the Yondaime might be judged as a traitor for whatever he'd probably done. “As you know, Orochimaru was successful in reviving the First and Second Hokage for the purpose of fighting me,” Sandaime said. “He failed, however, to revive Namikaze-san.” “Namikaze-kun was successfully revived for unknown reasons by the woman later determined to be the Godaime Mizukage.” Kotaru raked her milky eyes down the table. “Following preliminary vetting, we are now confident that he is who he appears to be and is not under and compulsion from the Mizukage or other parties.” She folded her hands on the tabletop. Inuzuka let out a barking laugh and shook her head, her skepticism fading to sharp-toothed joy. Tenzou looked like he really needed to breathe in soon, but had forgotten about it in favor of gaping. Genma mostly felt ill. 'The counselor didn't say that she trusted Namikaze. Nothing about whether he'll take up his old role.' “On to current affairs.” The Sandaime seemed impatient. That really did not bode well. “The breach of security was the entrance of two enemy shinobi, Hoshigaki Kisame, formerly of the Mist, and Uchiha Itachi.” “Dear god.” Utatane's fingers fumbled on his glasses. Koharu's expression didn't change but she leaned back and her hands flattened on the tabletop. Danzo glanced at his peers, expression serene next to their evident surprise. “This is bad news,” he observed. “What was their purpose?” “They attempted to kidnap two genin, including the Kyuubi jinchuuriki. In the process, they attacked jounin Hatake and genin Uchiha.” Sarutobi seemed so tired. “The genin, Uzumaki-kun and Haruno-san, have been returned to Konohagakure and released from the hospital. Hatake and Uchiha are stable, but show no signs of recovery from genjutsu.” 'That explains why Kakashi isn't here. Is Tenzou his stand-in?' He glanced over at the ANBU. Tenzou was pale under his tan, but unsurprised. Yeah, he'd already been told. He was probably Hatake's medical contact. “How were they returned?” Homura was incredulous. “Surely Uchiha Itachi was not outmaneuvered by genin.” The Sandaime turned to look at- Oh, no. 'That's why he's here. So why am I here?' Tenzou looked like he might faint at all that attention. He cleared his throat. “I have spent my last mission in Kirigakure determining what relationship we may have with the new leadership.” The tone was so diplomatic that he had to be full of shit. “The Mizukage heard about the abduction. I do not know how. Using what I can only assume to have been a space-time ninjutsu or fuinjutsu, she took me and two of her private guards to engage Uchiha and Hoshigaki.” 'Holy fuck.' “She knew before we knew about the intrusion. From Kirigakure,” Jiraiya said flatly. Tenzou nodded. “And came to Fire Country. In minutes. Before we knew.” Tenzou nodded again, miserable. Jiraiya tilted his head back and said something to the ceiling that ought not be repeated in polite company. Utatane ignored him, leaning forward over wrinkled hands. “Are we to understand that the Mizukage, engaged enemies of Konohagakure for no perceived benefit? She allowed the jinchuuriki to return?” His tone was exactly as incredulous as it ought to be. Any reasonable person would be wondering what the hell was Uzumaki up to, what angle she could possibly have. Genma wished he was wondering. This felt like it was going to go badly, fast. “She took him back personally,” Minato-sama said. His tone was hard to read. He didn't seem surprised, but Genma didn't assume he'd be able to tell. “Along with Haruno-san. They chose to stop at training ground 7 and accompany Kakashi-kun and Uchiha-san to the hospital on their way.” That seemed like an acceptable time to bury his face in his hands. 'Uzumaki is a hard woman to predict. I wish I hadn't pissed her off. I want to understand the way she thinks.' “The Mizukage chose personally to engage Uchiha Itachi,” Tenzou added, because apparently he was going to get all of this over with. The Sandaime seemed too miserable to prod him for more answers. “She killed him.” The table erupted in a din. The loudest voice was- “Holy shit!” Tsume slapped her hands on the table. “Uchiha Itachi, dead? Uchiha Itachi?” That was interesting data. Genma turned it over in his head, considering just how the international community might react to news like that. It was a bold move, especially considering how weak Kirigakure had to be. Drawing that much attention was a risky move. 'I was wrong. I didn't piss her off that badly. She'd have killed me if she really wanted to. I don't think she gives a shit about consequences.' Still might be a good idea to send an apology. A fruit basket, maybe? And a nice card. Tenzou raised his voice to remain audible. “Working together, we drove off Hoshigaki-san. I remained with the Kirigakure shinobi to explain the situation to the border guards who came to investigate the fight.” He sat back down and tried to sink under the table, as far as Genma could tell. “How did she kill Uchiha?” Genma didn't realize the question was coming out of his mouth unless everyone was looking at him. But he didn't regret asking. He'd never really thought someone would manage to kill that monster. Not while he was still in his prime, anyway. Yamanaka Inoichi nodded agreement. “I saw her fighting the Nidaime. If it had continued, I believe she would have lost the match. From that, I wouldn't have thought it certain that she could kill Uchiha Itachi.” Tenzou made an uncomfortable little sound from the back of his throat. He seemed to decide not to stand up again to answer. “It was faster than I could completely observe. I understand that Uchiha-san activated his Sharingan in preparation to cast a genjutsu. Uzumaki-san drove her hand through his chest in retaliation. She was using her bloodline limit at the time. I do not know if she managed to attack before Uchiha-san managed to use a genjutsu on her, or if she deflected it. The attack she used appeared to be suijutsu of some sort.” An elemental technique that the user drove through the victim's chest at speeds fast enough to counter a sharingan. That was uncomfortably familiar. And very specific. Didn't seem like the kind of thing you just came up with on the spot. 'That's an uncomfortable amount of high-level skills that she didn't feel compelled to use against the Nidaime. Why wouldn't she have used everything she had in her arsenal, if she really was pressed to win?' “There is on final matter to consider. The Mizukage alleged in my office that her parents were Konohagakure shinobi.” The room fell dead silent. The air had changed. The Sandaime looked around slowly. The weight of his attention and anger pressed down. “Is this true?” He paused. “Minato-san.” “Yes,” the Yondaime agreed easily. He leaned forward and then stood up as though he was answering a question in class. “Aiko is my and Kushina's firstborn. I admit I had hoped for one of them to one day be Hokage, but this is something of a surprise, isn't it?” 'And that explains her benevolence to Naruto- it's familial loyalty.'The conclusion was not satisfying. He just felt tired. The room erupted. Several people stood up. Homura cried out in outrage that could be heard over gasps and exclamations. For once in his life, Danzo looked like he'd been shocked silly. Having the confirmation made things real, finally. What the hell had Minato been thinking? The two Hokage matched stares, neither backing down. In contrast to the Sandaime's grimness, the Yondaime was calm and unbothered. He wasn't surprised. He wasn't ashamed. 'How did he hide this? What possessed him to do it?' “This is why you recognized her when she revived you,” the Sandaime accused steadily. His only answer was a nod. “You withheld critical information.” “I was choosing to evaluate the situation,” Minato rebutted. “Surely you can understand a bit of caution at seeing the world of the living for the first time in over a decade.” His voice was dryly amused. Genma felt a shiver walk up his back. He had an unpleasant premonition that they were about to learn more than they really wanted to know. “There is one additional, crucial piece of information that I have gathered in the weeks I have been here. I saw the first hint of it after being revived and I chose to hold my tongue until I understood where I had found myself.” He smiled, miserable and cold. “This is not my Konohagakure. Aiko was not born in this universe. If she had been, she would be 13, Naruto's twin. As far as I can tell, she has found herself in an alternate timeline. When she was ordered to summon me, she rose the Minato that she had personally known. Not the soul of the Minato who lived in this world. He must still rest in the stomach of the death god.” The report was bland, slow. Insane. “That.... matches what the Mizukage claimed.” The Sandaime seemed to understand something new. He leaned back slightly, but not in a relaxed manner. “I thought that she was mocking me when she said that Jiraiya might guess what I cannot.” There was a hint of a wheeze in his voice. “I don't know why she's here,” Minato admitted. He didn't seem upset about it. “I do know that she specializes in space-time manipulation fuinjutsu. She relies heavily on a modification of my hiraishin. That's why she's faster than you can see, by the way, Yamato-san. I can only assume that Jiraiya gave her the materials after my death.” He stopped for a few moments, but no one spoke or even breathed. 'Do I believe any of this?' “That may be relevant to how she came to this place. But we have also seen that she has somehow found herself in the service of the god of death.” His lips twisted in a bitter way Genma had never seen in his years working with Minato. “As she is Naruto's twin, I obviously did not know her long. I can provide some information.” His eyelids slid low. “The dead are not entirely unaware of the living.” 'Very creepy.' Jiraiya cleared his throat. He looked up and down the table, cataloging expressions. When he looked at Minato, he seemed pained. “Well, shit.” “I am very pleased,” Aiko said, because her jounin seemed kind of nervous. “Thank you for coming today.” Hayashizaki gave her a smile, but he still looked a little ill underneath the professional veneer. 'Probably, if I was the first person to publicly challenge the woman who became my kage, I might not be totally chill about her calling me in to a meeting. That seems like exactly the kind of person a different Mizukage might make an example of.' Fair. His terror was well-founded. “I am not displeased,” she said again. Maybe it would sink in this time. “Actually, I decided at the time that you were one of the more sensible people present.” Aiko nodded at him. “You were right to challenge my qualifications at the time. Any patriot would wonder who the hell I was and why I thought I deserved to be your kage. Only you were brave enough to demand an answer.” She flicked her attention to Sanbi, expecting an insult. It never came. Disappointing. Well, then. Despite her best efforts, Hayashizaki was still waiting for the shoe to drop. She sighed and gave up being soothing as a bad job. Aiko wasn't suited to it. “You've never taught. Do you have any interest or inclination?” “Not in particular.” He was trying way too hard to look impassive. “What would you say are your strengths?” Hayashizaki faltered. “My suspicious personality?” He said, but it came out more like a question. “I am methodical and detail-oriented. I am quick to notice irregularities. My genjutsu is above-average.” He seemed to get a bit desperate as she just waited. “My fire-nature chakra is an unusual asset in Kirigakure. Aside from the expected weaponry, I am proficient in Gunsen and manriki-kusari, which make me a valuable asset in non-lethal disarmament or in combat in open air and expand my tactical flexibility.” 'Wow. He just keeps talking.' “I bond well with others, as evidenced by my record of team cohesion and string of successful partnerships.” 'This is a thing that works? I can just look at people and they feel uncomfortable and talk forever?' He seemed to realize he was going a bit far. He tried to deflect with humor. “I can also make a completely edible nikujaga.” Then he finally had the sense to stop talking. She gave him a good minute and a half of pointed silence to see if he'd restart the babble, but he'd figured it out. She made a note to remember the nikujaga thing, though. Only a fool would let that slide. A possible source of meat and potatoes should not be passed up. Aiko sniffed. “Weaknesses?” “I've heard that I am not prudent about minimizing my words,” Hayashizaki said promptly. “Prone to outbursts, and a disappointing swordsman.” Aiko thought back to their first meeting, when good sense but an underdeveloped sense of self-preservation had meant he was the only one with guts to ask her who the hell she thought she was. “I see.” 'The Utakata was wary about exposing this person to you,' Sanbi said thoughtfully. 'I had assumed that he feared your violent retribution for wounded pride. Perhaps he was instead concerned that you might intimidate the boy into incoherence.' Plausible, actually. Utakata had said that they were agemates. 'I don't think he's actually timid,' Aiko decided. 'These are unusual circumstances. I think he's more generally hot-blooded. And I saw a strong sense of justice which was offended when he thought someone unworthy might become his leader. That indicates a healthy respect for social institutions. He mentioned his social skills among his strengths, which could be pandering in Konohagakure but in Kirigakure probably does indicate that he is socially oriented.' Sanbi made a listening sound. 'I think he's a good fit. He's young enough to present an attractive face but old enough not to be dismissed out of hand, is less likely than the average to demonstrate controlling or abusive tendencies, and could build relationships on the ground. What do you think?' “My only reservation is the allocation of your resources,” Sanbi admitted. “Had you twice the shinobi you have now, I would wholeheartedly endorse this plan.” 'Thank you for the input.' Hayashizaki was still waiting, ramrod straight and expressionless. He'd do. “We are expecting company,” Aiko said in a mild tone. “Sunagakure and Konohagakure, certainly. That will mean a significant increase in guests passing through Wave Country.” Hayashizaki nodded, cautious. “I see.” “We will be establishing a temporary outpost on the nearest island of Wave country,” Aiko continued. “As the shinobi traffic is at our behest, we are taking responsibility for ensuring that a burden does not fall on the civilians living there.” That was diplomatically prudent. The Daimyo of Wave clearly didn't know or care much about the inaka, but he might manage to be offended enough to get involved if she caused his people too much trouble. “You will be posted there to provide assistance to our visitors and protect the interests of Higashi-Gyoson. Their village head, Tazuna, is working on reconstruction efforts here, so your contact will be his heir and daughter, Tsunami. Do you have any questions about this objective?” “I do,” Sanbi said. He sounded surprised. “Is that truly the name of that village?” “Yes, Mizukage-sama. Other than myself, who will staff this post?” Hayashizaki didn't seem bothered at all. “What will the mission duration be?” 'The one with the kindly peasants? Yes.' “An end time has not been designated, so prepare for a long-term mission. I'm looking into the possibility of sending a chuunin there on a different mission, but they would be under your supervision. Other than that, you will have a rotating staff of either one or two chuunin at a time designated as your assistant in problem-solving and maintaining peace.” He lapsed into thought. “It somewhat lacks in creativity. Is that why they do not often say the name?” There was a pause while Hayashizaki clearly wondered what that chuunin's mission might be and if he could ask about it. 'I think the name mostly exists for administrative purposes,' Aiko decided. 'I mean, I've lived in plenty of safehouses out in the middle of nowhere and it never occurred to me to name them. I wouldn't think of it without an outside reason even if three other families built houses nearby. Probably it was just a small fishing village on the most eastern coast, and then some government representative either picked out “East Fishing Village” as a name, or the village head panicked or something. Whatever. The Great nations all have pretty underwhelming names, too. Any name is dumb if you think too long about it.' Hayashizaki apparently decided to risk a question. “Have you identified a specific chuunin for the separate mission?” “Not yet,” Aiko admitted. “Tazuna-san, the village head, has expressed interest in allowing his grandson and a classmate to undergo basic training.” She watched her jounin's expression carefully, wondering just what kind of asset she had here. “Oh, he is intelligent,” Sanbi noted absently. The turtle was right. Hayashizaki clearly got that expansion was what she wasn't saying- a small outpost of friendly, professional shinobi would make a big impression on the locals. When they were protecting the civilians interests and deliberately mingling by dedicating one person's workload to training two local children, it was highly probable that other locals would want to send their children to benefit. Which was the real reason to locate a suitable chuunin to do the mentoring on a long-term, fulltime basis. Almost anyone, even most genin, could conduct an Academy style training regimen. The only reason to have one person assigned to do it was to build consistency in the hopes of drawing in more candidates from the locals. 'Actually, there's no reason that the fulltime shinobi has to be a chuunin,' Aiko realized. 'I was replicating Konoha's academy system. But a genin can teach conditioning, basic weapon skills, and low level jutsu. If the students are all from civilian bloodlines, there's much less reason to be concerned that one of them might be kidnapped. So the teachers don't necessarily need to be strong combatants.' “Actually, I may have just changed my mind about the mission arrangement,” Aiko said. She leaned back in her chair. “Your assignment remains the same. I will update you about the rest of the outpost when we have a full mission briefing. This meeting was a preliminary assessment of your stability and character before I determined you were an adequate candidate.” She smiled at the jounin, who was trying not to look too offended. “I believe you are adequate.” 'I can spare a genin long-term much more easily than a chuunin. Actually, a team of genin would be good. Career genin, or at least ones who are a little older. An outpost/mini Academy with one permanent Jounin, three permanent genin, and a rotating chuunin or two is damn respectable. Wave would know I was serious about the relationship, and there would be enough manpower to allow Hayashizaki to conduct more operations at his discretion. And it would really only take a few months for any trainees to have some basic uses that would free up my people in case of an emergency- a decent runner, a couple people who know emergency protocols- that would provide a lot of flexibility and be a self-sustaining system.' “I am flattered.” Hayshizaki sounded like he was genuinely trying to be charming, but couldn't push down the edge of annoyance. Yeah, that was more like it. “Don't lie to me,” Aiko said cheerfully. She flashed her teeth at the other jounin. “It demeans us both. In any case, I'm sure you can gather that building and maintaining good relationships with the people of Higashi-Gyoson is central to the success of this mission.” She tossed her hair and dropped the pretense. “Training Kiri shinobi in Wave is step one to annexing the country.” To his credit, Hayashizaki didn't look like he was considering questioning her judgment for a second. Yes, he definitely respected authority when it had been adequately proven. “No comments?” Aiko prodded, lazy and predatory. “My only concern is that your seal will need to be replaced when you are the Godaime Mizukage of Kirigakure, first Mizukage of the Land of Waves,” Hayashizaki said. It was by far the smoothest thing he'd said in her hearing. She eyed him. She thought about it. “Shit. I love that seal.” “You might simply use a second seal for the other office to save it,” Hayashizaki suggested. “You may also argue that this is because you are holding the office in trust for your dear friends in Wave, who will one day soon rise to the occasion.” Aiko tapped her jawline. “That's rhetorically sound. I'm going to use that. Also, you're friends with Utakata, I didn't know that.” She pursed her lips. “I didn't realize he had friends other than me. I don't like this. I'm going to have to have a talk with him.” Hayashizaki tried not to look unpleasantly surprised. “That flattery was a little too tailored,” she critiqued. “Not many people have heard me express my particular fondness for my seal of office, but one of the two who has is the person who provided me with your name. An agemate, ranking peer.” Aiko raised an eyebrow. “I'm sorry, I just don't buy that you happened to stumble upon one of my vanities. Not impossible, but implausible when there is a more direct explanation.” She pointed at him with her right hand, rather as if she was aiming a projectile. Hayashizaki certainly flinched. “You get points for pairing it with an attractive rhetoric I can use on Wave, but next time, I expect more subtlety in your compliments. Do you understand?” Hayashizaki looked shell-shocked. Ah, yes, that was the most extreme expression she'd gotten out of him yet. “Yes, Mizukage-sama,” he said woodenly. “Of course, Mizukage-sama.” “Good, good.” She curled her hand back under her chin. “You may go, now.” “Thank you, Mizukage-sama.” He let the door shut just a little too loudly. She could see his flinch in the one-way glass at the top. Aiko relaxed her body language into a slight slouch and stretched her legs. “What a nice young man,” she said. Sanbi agreed, with a rumble of laughter. She pushed her chair back so she could open the middle drawer on her desk to pull out her itinerary. There was only one more evening appointment, but she double-checked the time. Ugh. Aiko spun on her chair. The light breeze was a relief in her stuffy office. Actually- she stood up and opened the window behind her desk. There was no reaction, but she was well-aware that her watching guard was annoyed from his hiding spot. Ah, yes, opening up a direct line of sight into a lit room for anyone with a projectile. You fuck. “Why do you criticize yourself in this manner?” Sanbi asked, curious. Aiko lifted her arms into a stretch. 'I can't tell you how many times I had that exact bitchy thought when I was on guard duty in Konohagakure. It was a whole bunch, I resented every window.' “What has changed?” She let her arms drop and shrugged. 'Nothing. Except that I'm hot, my ass hurts from sitting, and it isn't my job to obsess over every way someone could possibly murder me.' It was somewhat irritating to go back to the office after day one of construction work had wrapped up at 4pm. The challenge had been exhilarating, and working as part of a team was a treat she didn't get that often. It had been good for her relationship with Gaara, as well. They had worked in tandem to terraform and lay foundation. It was kind of fun to discover new, practical ways to utilize shinobi abilities outside of combat. A shinobi who could control sand and a shinobi with fuinjutsu ability could make cement and move it a lot easier than a civilian could with a wheelbarrow. They were a good deal more efficient than even a shinobi using a wheelbarrow to move cement. Like, wheelbarrows, eat your heart out. Two jinchuuriki coming through to steal ya damn job. They would be the most powerful construction company in the world. Who could possibly hope to compete? Actually, that was an interesting thought. “Must you?” Aiko interlaced her fingers and stretched again. 'No,' she thought apologetically. 'That was unnecessary and a bit weirder than I anticipated. I'm a little tired. I will stop talking about quitting to form a construction company with Gaara. I don't really even want to.' “Thank you,” Sanbi said. He let out a great huffing sigh. “Have you ruminated on the strange behavior of your ...puppy?” She was still functionally alone, so it was totally okay to put her elbows on the desk and rest her head on her hands. 'I don't know,' Aiko admitted. 'I don't think I'll know until I talk to him. His hospital check came out clean, his debriefing didn't indicate any trauma, his teammates mentioned nothing unusual. I suppose it's possible that he just had an usually bad reaction to the time in custody, but it just doesn't seem like Yuusaku.' He growled. Aiko put a hand to her chest for a moment, because it felt like her ribcage was vibrating under the low noise. But it wasn't. She put her hand back on her head and dug her fingertips into her scalp just enough to feel the points of pressure. “This job sucks,” Aiko mumbled. “Too many people. They are all so small and need help. So much help. I barely have time for writing policy and plotting and hunting traitors and committing malfeasance. What's life without a minimum of malfeasance?” Sanbi seemed to cock his head. “Least likely to result in jailtime and international disgrace.” She made a rude sound. 'Not you too. I'm being very, very careful with my kage bunshin. But drug running is the only reason our economy isn't in the tank while we build up legitimate income and repair a fucking city. It is not cheap.' “I understand,” he said. He seemed much more reasonable about it than Utakata, the only other person in the world who knew about that source of income. “I merely worry about the effect that revelation would have upon your reputation and Kirigakure's international legitimacy.” 'Reasonable fear. Can't afford to stop. Am very cautious.' Aiko rubbed at her eyes and then sat up straight. 'Pays very well because no legitimate party can be caught doing that kind of work, I have no travel expenses, is critically needed direct infusion into treasury.' Her personal demon hummed, accepting the bullet point version of the argument she'd had with Utakata more than once. Yuusaku was perfectly on time for his meeting. He slunk in with his gaze hovering a foot above the floor. Her heart ached. “Yuusaku, what's wrong?” Aiko found that a soft tone came out naturally when she was talking to one of her kids. “You've seemed very down since you came back from Konohagakure. How can I help you?” He swallowed and took a shaky breath. “I've failed you, Mizukage-sama. I don't deserve this.” He pulled at his chuunin vest. 'What?' It took a moment to work past bafflement and push out a level question that wouldn't make him feel any worse. “Yuusaku, I don't understand. Why do you think you've failed me? You met all my expectations. I'm proud of you and your team. I'm glad that we went to Konohagakure together.” He glanced up at her and away just as quickly. His eyes were red, she saw. Oh. Hell. Was he going to cry? Was she going to have a crying child in her office? “The boy is 15, is he not?” Sanbi confirmed uncertainly. “Do human young cry even at that age?” 'Humans cry at all ages.' Aiko fidgeted. 'Are you thinking of the wailing babies tend to do? That's different. We don't do that after, like, three years old or so.' “Ah. Should his parents be retrieved to soothe him?” ...Probably not? She wasn't an expert on human young, either. “Mizukage-sama,” Yuusaku said heavily. He blinked many times. “In Konohagakure, I believe I was identified as the weak link in the team. I was taken to questioning that my teammates did not experience.” “What.” Her voice went totally flat. “You were situational witnesses, not captives. Are you telling me that Konohagakure subjected you to interrogation?” 'I'm going to kill them. I'm going to fucking kill them. I'm going to go over there and destroy their petty mountainside and use the leftover bits to crush the rats who run.' “Yes? No? I don't know.” Yuusaku rubbed at his eyes. “I was called in to personal questioning by the Hokage.” He cleared his throat. “The Yondaime Hokage.” Oh. Oh, no. 'He was a wartime leader,' Aiko remembered. 'Minato is decades behind on diplomatic protocol.' But it still seemed like common fucking sense that it was unwarranted intimidation to bring a genin, ostensibly a guest from a foreign nation, into questioning with the fucking kage. That was completely inappropriate. It was a dangerous precedent! Would Konoha fucking like it if she brought one of their genin into her office for private questioning? Your own country's military leader was intimidating enough. It was far too much to ask a genin to endure the pressure of a personal interrogation by a foreign military head. It was cruel and unnecessary. She very carefully put her coffee cup down, because she didn't want to break the glass. “Please continue, Yuusaku.” “He asked me some questions.” Yuusaku was talking faster now, like he just wanted to get it all out. “About you. About how long you trained us, where you came from, and what you would do if you wanted to get rid of him.” He glanced up at her once again and then back to the floor. “I told him what you said about the timeline. I thought I was being clever with my other responses, ambiguous enough, but I wasn't, I was wrong. I don't know how but I knew it from his face that he got information from me. I'm so, so sorry.” He stopped, choked up. “I'm sorry.” He turned to the side to hide his face. She still heard a quiet sniffle. “Yuusaku,” Aiko said. Her voice was exactly as calm as her heart was braying for blood. “A genin is not expected to match wits with kage to achieve promotion. That situation was completely inappropriate, and in no way reflects negatively upon you.” She folded her hands very tightly, laced them together and squeezed until her skin turned white. “You performed up to expectations consistent with your rank and age. I would not expect the vast majority of my jounin to conceal information from a foreign kage. That you attempted it is to your credit.” She wanted to cross around her desk and try to comfort her student. But he was turned away- that indicated he wanted privacy. He wanted to protect his pride. She understood that. “What did you tell him about how I would get rid of him?” Aiko asked, perfectly still and feeling so, so dangerous. He took a few seconds to master himself enough to answer. “I said that I didn't know, because I hadn't seen you in a serious fight.” Ah. “He understood from that answer that I cannot remotely unwork the jutsu reviving the dead,” Aiko explained. “That's the information he got from you.” Yuusaku flinched, waiting for a blow. “I don't care if he knows that. The information is worthless to me, it's only valuable to Konohagakure because now they know that Minato-san is not about to drop dead at my convenience.” She clenched her jaw. “That is acceptable. I am considering how I am going to murder him, and that seems much more satisfying.” Yuusaku gave her a wild-eyed stare. “You can't!” he protested. “A foreign kage?” She opened her mouth to point out that she'd killed the previous mizukage before she was a citizen, but kept the words in. Wasn't worth it. “It is politically imprudent,” Aiko admitted. “But it is also righting the state of affairs. The Yondaime Hokage is clearly a relic of wartime, unsuited for modern leadership. I'm going to fucking kill him, and then I suppose Kumogakure will be our friend instead of Konohagakure.” She paused, thinking about it. “That is also an acceptable outcome. They're closer, even. That's convenient. And that would open up a line of trade to the Outer countries. We could all have TVs, legally. That would be nice. See how it all works out when you murder the Hokage?” By the end, she was really warming to the idea. “It could lead to war,” Yuusaku pointed out. “And it would endanger our relationship with other nations.” His voice was strengthening, more comfortable on this familiar ground. “If we were not already at war, a kage personally assassinating another kage is beyond the pale. We would never have another alliance. Who could trust us? We would be destroyed.” 'Not if I kill enough of them that nobody wants to fuck with me. Fuck, I killed Itachi. He's shit-scum and stupid as all hell, but he was a loyal Konoha nin. I've already broken that taboo. What's ten more. What a hundred more.' Aiko took a long, slow inhalation, and pushed down the murderous fantasies. Those were a lot more common lately. Sanbi? She really didn't think that was all her. He gave a guilty little grumbled. Some of the rage peeled away. Some of it really was hers, though. “Aa.” She clenched her jaw, and then deliberately relaxed the muscles. “You would prefer that I did not kill him, then?” Yuusaku gave her a look that was hard to interpret. “Mizukage-sama,” Yuusaku got out tentatively. “I do not believe that a kage can be held responsible for mistreating foreign genin.” “He's not better than you,” Aiko said darkly. “Minato really is not that great. He's selfish, academically unimaginative, makes way too many assumptions about people's competence, and is a shit parent all around. No wonder that he's a fuckup even when it's other people's kids. He did fuck up his whole genin team too, now that I'm thinking about it. The survivors are goddamn lunatics. I'll introduce you sometime, that'll be a laugh.” Yuusaku made a high-pitched sound. When she looked over, he was white. “Sensei?” Oh, right. “He's my father,” Aiko admitted. “That's classified information, sorry. But he's a useless, stupid garbage human who behaved unprofessionally because he was emotionally compromised.” She kicked back her chair and stood up.”And I'm going to make him eat it. Yuusaku, sweetheart, how would you like a personal letter of apology from the Hokage?” He just stared at her. “He's not better than you,” Aiko repeated, feeling stuck on that. “He has no right to intimidate my people. He has no right to make you doubt yourself when you are doing a good fucking job.” Her voice shook with fury on that last part. “You were a damn good genin, and you're on track to be a damn good chuunin. He doesn't get to make you sad.” “Once, when I was in preschool, my teacher made me write an apology to another student.” Yuusaku sounded distant and confused. His eyes were glazed over. “Because I broke his toy ship.” “Your teacher was right.” Aiko unfolded her hands because she didn't want to break any delicate bones. “When we wrong another person, we say that we are sorry.” She gave in to her urge and walked around her desk to give her new chuunin a hug. He put his hands around her back a moment later. “I'm going to get an apology for you,” Aiko promised into his shoulder. “And he's going to mean it. If he isn't sorry now, I will make him sorry. And then I will make him write a very nice letter.” “Um. Okay.” She hugged him a little harder.
AIC 28
Getting back to Kirigakure was a pain that involved a lot of hiraishin trips. It was well-worth it to see the relief on her poor genin's faces. At the slightest invitation, they curled up on her office sofa and huddled like puppies.
'I don't know what to say to them.' Aiko had to take in a deep breath.
She dealt with the masked agents first, thanking them, telling them they'd be compensated for an emergency S-class mission, and sending them to check-in. She'd have to get the correct information for payroll from Mei later, since the office paperwork genius was incarcerated. Wow, that was inconvenient.
“If she is guilty, your empire may fall,” Sanbi mocked.
'The fact that you can joke about that shows how hideously ignorant you are. We will be in such trouble. We will need to hire an accountant and set a chuunin team on analyzing Saito's sorting system so that we can find things and probably sponsor someone praying at a shrine full-time.'
Aiko made a note to hire an actual accountant. They needed one anyway.
When she finally turned to them, her students were waiting. None of them look accusative or upset. Just tired. So tired. “I want to thank you for all of your work.” Her voice wasn't entirely steady. “All three of you exceeded my expectations. I'm sorry that I had to leave you in Konoha. You acquitted yourselves honorably.”
Yuusaku didn't meet her eyes. Ryuusei shrugged insolently. “At least you got us out. Thanks for that.”
Kensuke glanced between his teammates, as though he didn't know how to deal with either of them. “Did I lose track of the days, or is it two days earlier than we were supposed to be released?”
She managed a smile. “The second. I called in a favor to Konoha, since I was already there.”
He let out a soft, “huh.” Then he shook his increasingly shaggy hair. “I'm glad for the opportunity to train under you, Mizukage-sama.” Kensuke stood up and ducked a bow. His teammates followed on reflex. “How may we serve next?”
Aiko worried at her lip, because she hadn't quite decided that. She had an idea for where she might use some level-headed shinobi who were of a confirmed 'sane' temperament, but setting that up still required a bit of coaxing. But for now... “I think that you are all qualified for a field promotion to chuunin, unless there's objections?”
Ryuusei stood a little straighter, eyes shining. Kensuke didn't stop a smile.
'I need to talk to Yuusaku,' Aiko decided. 'Something is wrong.'
She left her thoughts off her face. “Very well.” Aiko raised her tone. “Nishikawa-san!”
Her assistant pulled the door open silently.
“Three vests, please,” she requested.
The administrator broke out into a surprised smile and looked over the three new chuunin. This was one of the most pleasant parts of the job. Everyone liked promotions. “I see.” He disappeared from view, but she could hear keys jangling.
Kensuke hastily straightened his lapel. He gave a desperate glance around the office and then leaned forward to squint into his distorted reflection in a flower vase to arrange his bangs. He had them to his satisfaction by the time that Nishikawa-san returned with three vests. Kouzui was a step behind with a camera and three red envelopes tied with gold rope.
When Aiko's team turned back to her, she was already holding three gold-lined letters of commission. Carefully, she placed two of them on the desk and stepped out to the front.
Yuusaku sucked air in through his teeth and elbowed his closest teammate. The three backed up.
One by one, she read their names and gave them their envelope and letter of commission with a bow. The camera flashed, Nishikawa handed her a jacket, and then the camera flashed again as the new chuunin took a photo with her one by one. They were perfectly dignified photos, the exact same she would do for any chuunin promotion commemoration. But instead of dismissing them, she gestured for one more photo. “Team picture,” Aiko said calmly.
Even Yuusaku cracked a smile.
They posed like idiots for that one, as was traditional. Aiko slung an arm over Yuusaku and Ryuusei's shoulders and was left with her feet dangling mid-air when they stood. Kensuke bullied his teammates into holding him up and struck what he seemed to think was a cool pose with crossed arms making peace signs. The camera flashed once and Aiko began to move, but Ryuusei hastily asked for one more photo.
Aiko felt oddly peaceful, listening to Yuusaku give Ryuusei a hard time for apparently closing his eyes and ruining the first photo. It sounded like a cover story. They were up to some shit.
“Three,” Nishikawa said patiently but firmly, ending the squabble. “Two.” Aiko plastered on a smile. “One.”
The camera flashed as Yuusaku and Ryuusei dumped their teammate onto the floor. Ah. That was it. She disentangled herself.
“Thank you, Nishikawa-san.” She nodded to him and pretended not to hear the squabble starting between her chuunin. “Five copies of each photo, if you wouldn't mind.”
“Of course,” he said serenely. “Gaara-san would like to see you.”
Aiko nodded. “Show him in when we are finished, then.” When Nishikawa and Kouzui were gone, she turned her attention back to her students and allowed herself to feel a little pride. They had come a long ways. “Congratulations,” she said, loud enough to get their attention.
They scrambled for a modicum of dignity.
“I'm proud of all three of you.” She made sure to make eye contact. “Stop by the front desk on your way out, you've been reassigned living quarters now that we have buildings. I think you'll like the changes. You'll be having career counseling soon, so please think about your options. In the meantime, you'll be doing in-village work. The reconstruction is largely done, in that all emergency needs have been taken care of. But Ryuuseu's earth jutsu and Yuusaku's and Kensuke's water jutsu are going to be put to use for city works when you're not on active duty.”
It was kind of cute how they all slumped at that.
“In addition, I would like you to help supervise someone.” Aiko felt a smile creep up. “The genin Uzumaki Karin, a young relative of mine who has recently joined the village. You will familiarize her with the village, be her temporary team, and ensure that she does not wander too far.” Aiko raised her eyebrows. “As she has ties to both Grass and Sound, it is prudent to keep an eye on her for the time being.”
Kensuke perked up after learning that they also had a sneaky mission. “Yes, mizu-sensei-kage,” he chirped out.
'Is that name staying? It doesn't exactly roll off the tongue.'
She eyed him, but suspected her expression was more indulgent than scolding. “Dismissed, soldiers.”
Gaara was in her office the moment the door shut behind the new chuunin.
Aiko gave a pointed look to the pile of sand that had accompanied his whooshing entrance.
The other redhead seemed not to notice. “I see you are well.” Gaara stated. “I have investigated. Saito-san is not responsible for the attempt on our lives this afternoon.”
Her brows shot up.
'I should probably still send someone to make a really good offering to whatever god handles making sure your subordinates aren't murdering you.'
“Good evening, Gaara,” Aiko said. “But hold that thought.” She pulled the door open quietly and waved her hand to catch Nishikawa's attention. It took a moment. When he looked up at her, she put her finger in front of her lips, glanced pointedly at the departing backs of her newest chuunin, and waved Nishikawa to come in her office. He stood at his desk frowning at her a moment, but then hurried over quietly. “Yes, Mizukage-sama?”
“Add a note to Yuusaku-kun's packet summoning him for a meeting at the next available time period,” Aiko explained quietly. “You can do that before they pick up their paperwork, right?”
Nishikawa nodded. “Of course.” He bowed and hurried out.
Only then she relaxed. Gaara was waiting with crossed arms and a bored expression. “Sorry about the wait.” She glanced around her office and chose to sit on the couch at the back. “Thank you for your work. How can you be certain?”
“Many other people have been poisoned at a local restaurant,” Gaara said. He seemed bored, except for the restless way sand lashed at the carpet. “A shipment of the imported tsukemono has been deliberately contaminated. I do not know how to determine if this happened when it was produced in Nadeshiko, or if that was done en-route.”
Aiko winced. “Any deaths?”
“One,” Gaara said bluntly. “After that, we understood that the shipment had been compromised. All but two jars have been accounted for and gathered as evidence.”
“Those two?”
“Missing. The inventory lists them as remaining in stock.”
“Right.” She ran a hand through her hair. “Thank you, Gaara. Where is Saito-san?”
Gaara watched her impassively. “She can only be released on your orders, as it was you who incarcerated her.”
Aiko nodded. “Probably good precedent. Very well. Security!” She offered a smile to the hard-faced man who answered her summons. “Please have Saito-san released from custody and give her the option of taking tomorrow off of work as a paid holiday.”
He nodded and flickered away.
A bell interrupted anything else. Aiko sucked on her lower lip and leaned back to listen. It wasn't the chime that meant it was 5 pm, it definitely wasn't the abominable noon screaming sound, it was.... “A ship coming in to harbor?” she asked Gaara.
The teenager frowned in thought. “No. That's a three-toned bell.”
“Ah.” She considered it for a minute. “I have no idea what that sounds means. I am so bad at being a mist-ninja.”
Gaara crossed his arms. “Is there anything else you would like to speak of?”
Actually... “Yes,” Aiko decided. “I need to have a talk with Utakata and Mei, and you'll be present. Please have them found and brought to my office by 8.”
Gaara hesitated.
She raised an eyebrow.
He left, taking most of his sand with him.
Aiko eyed the carpet. She leaned over and pressed the intercom button. “Can I have someone bring a hand vacuum and the architectural plans made for diplomatic housing, as well as the soil reports on areas C-48b and F-2d? Thank you.” She leaned back, trying to remember what else was ongoing. And then she sighed and pushed the button once more. “I'd also like Sakurai in my office as soon as possible. Thank you.”
Sakurai-san was the first to make it to her office, because he was honestly a good employee. She offered him a seat and a smile.
He looked unnerved.
Sanbi cackled until he wheezed.
She let the smile drop and passed over the collection of papers. “I want to construct two diplomatic compounds as quickly as possible, in these two areas. One is for Sunagakure, because Gaara and I are going to propose a cooperative program and we have to be able to offer accommodation. The other is for Konohagakure. I want to place Suna's here, nearer to gate B and this satellite office, since the idea is that we could solve our manpower issue and their lack of missions in one fell swoop. I want Konohagakure separated. I want to avoid any interaction and communication. Ideally, they should not know the other is present. Your thoughts?”
The young jounin pursed his lips. “When do you expect each group?”
Aiko shrugged. “I have no idea,” she admitted. “I want Sunagakure involved more than I need Konohagakure, and I want to be able to host larger numbers of Suna nin. So I want to prioritize that construction.”
“Do we have access to Yamato-san?” Sakurai asked.
She had to shake her head. “No, but I can replicate what he does. I will need someone on-site telling me what to do, however. I'm only brawn, none of his technical knowledge. I assume we'll need electrical and plumbing contractors on site simultaneously?”
“Yes, and it would speed up operations if appliances and major furnishings were purchased and located nearby before we get to that point.” Sakurai frowned into the air. “When do you want to begin? I can have a construction team freed up for this project after tomorrow.”
“Than that's when we'll start.” Aiko stretched. “I'll keep my schedule free starting from 9am, day after tomorrow, until 5pm or so. Let's see how that goes. Hand the floor plans over to the relevant personnel as soon as possible and have them write up what we will need to order. We can use that one warehouse as storage- the one on the old harbor's middle point, it isn't being used currently.”
“Alright,” Sakurai said under his breath. A line was forming about his brows. “I have some ideas- I need to talk to the relevant persons and get back to you on timeline and funds. Is there anything else?”
She shook her head. “No, sounds good. Thank you for your time.”
Gaara returned not long after to wait silently on the couch. Mei was next, nodding coolly and sitting as far away as possible. When Utakata made it in, Aiko gave him a thin smile and called for refreshments. Once everyone was settled in for a long conversation, she checked the privacy seals, had security step outside, and took herself over to sit by Gaara.
Mei silently rose and took a seat that was a bit closer. Utakata sat across from Aiko.
“Thank you for coming so quickly. There's a lot to go through, and you won't all be involved in everything. This is just an overview.” Aiko tapped a nail on her coffee cup. “First of all, Mei-san, you'll notice that Yamato has been returned to Konohagakure. I took him and two of his guards to Konohagakure to interfere with an operation by a terrorist group that we'll be discussing later. May I assume that you've already heard of this from your remaining personnel?”
Mei nodded, looking a little less stiff. “Yes, she came to find me quickly. The others have not yet reported back.”
“They got back into the city the same time I did, about an hour ago. They're probably looking for you, but they'll have checked through the hospital and debriefing by now.” Aiko resisted the urge to cross her legs. “We were preventing a group known as the Akatsuki from kidnapping the Kyuubi jinchuuriki. The organization wants to collect all 9 bijuu, seal all the chakra together, and make a weapon out of it.”
Utakata put his teacup down with a clink. “Unpleasant.”
“I would go so far as to say it is rude,” Sanbi critiqued. He was probably making a joke but it was really hard to read him sometimes.
“And why I didn't take you or Gaara,” Aiko readily admitted. “If it went to the worst, we can't afford to hand them multiple jinchuuriki. Gaara, frankly you are too young and inexperienced to fight back against shinobi of that caliber. Utakata, you're better but not enough that I felt it would offset bringing another potential victory for Akatsuki to their door. Mei, you're very frightening and I think you would make them cry. I hope to use you in addressing this problem at the source, for protecting Kirigakure's interests at least if not my ambitions to keep all bijuu out of Akatsuki's hands.”
There was a moment while everyone absorbed that, someone looking a bit more smug than the others.
“I killed one today, leaving 9 active members of Akatsuki, I think,” Aiko said, counting on her fingers. She frowned. “Er. Eight. One of them is my informant and on-again off-again friend and mortal enemy. We are currently allies. He is the one who came to tell me about the incident. I think that Konohagakure and Sunagakure might be persuaded to help us address this. I suspect that we will be receiving a visit from Jiraiya of the Sannin in the near future. He could be of significant help. He is Konoha's spymaster, and also knew two of the major players personally in their childhoods.”
Mei tossed her hair, wafting an orchid perfume. “Is this ally the person from whom you've received coded communications in past?”
“Yes,” Aiko confirmed. She flashed a smile. “We'll call him Tobi for now. His existence does not leave this room. Hopefully, he'll meet with us to plan.” She slipped her feet out of her shoes and tucked them up onto the couch, folded under her legs. “Next topic: Orochimaru. Konoha believes that he has the Ichibi in his possession and wants us to help hunt him down and give it back to Sunagakure to reaffirm their alliance. I need to kill Orochimaru for a couple of reasons, starting with the fact that he is far too dangerous to have as an enemy if we have a country such as Konoha willing to work with us to hunt him down. So although we are inviting Sunagakure here and they will encounter Gaara, we want to keep his survival quiet from Konohagakure as long as possible to keep their assistance.”
Gaara snorted softly. When she looked at him, his expression was blank.
'At least he's pretending to respect me. The pretense is important. He's a good little student.'
“The final order of business is strictly information, so that none of you know less than Konoha.” Aiko glanced down at her lap and then held her chin high. “The Sandaime was coming to slightly incorrect conclusions, so I was forced to tell him something accurate before he make an assumption that was less helpful. I have a personal interest in Konohagakure's politics, because the Kyuubi jinchuuriki is my brother, and the Yondaime Hokage is our father.” She ran a hand through her hair. “That's a little awkward, I know.”
“Ah,” Gaara said, as though something was finally making sense. Mei's face was controlled and blank.
Utakata took a sip of tea, put his cup on his lap, and leaned forward. “This is one of your more foolish claims,” he said. If she was reading him correctly, his tone actually meant 'you are full of shit'.
Aiko winced. “It's true. Sorry.” She shrugged one shoulder. “For safety reasons, my parents kept us secret. My informant removed me from Konoha after he killed my parents and completed my training. The list of people who know about any connections between the Yondaime, Uzumaki Kushina, and their offspring is very short.”
At that, Mei's impassive demeanor finally broke. She leaned back. “I thought that the Kyuubi killed the Yondaime Hokage?”
“Um.” She frowned. “Not really. It- he was released by Tobi in an attempt to capture him. I think. It might just have been about the catharsis of killing my father, to be honest,” Aiko admitted. “I never got a very clear answer, but Tobi was a Konoha shinobi who my father left for dead in the last war, and I think he has a grudge about it. He has a lot of grudges. As a person, he is easily 45% resentment.”
Sanbi clicked his jaw. “And this is who you plan to work with?”
“Ah,” Mei said faintly. She blinked slowly. “And this person trained you?”
She did the mental equivalent of looking at Sanbi. 'I should introduce you two. I bet you'd get along so well.'
Aiko switched focus to nod at Mei. “But we had a falling out a couple of years ago and only recently returned to speaking terms.”
Utakata and Mei made eye contact. She chose not to contemplate what was being wordlessly communicated, because it could not possibly be flattering.
“Your self-awareness at least does you credit.”
She clapped her hands to squash their negative bullshit. “So!” Aiko said brightly. “Now we are all caught up. Mei-san, I'll want your help stifling communications between Sunagakure and Konohagakure, and you will be point on helping locate Orochimaru. Utakata will be helping with planning Akatsuki-related work, not least because Konoha is going to feel a bit safer working with a jinchuuriki who they can be certain shares at least that common interest. Gaara is going to be in charge of drafting strategy with Sunagakure and liaising with T&I and Central Intel to investigate the poison incident-”
Utakata made an alarmed sound.
“You forgot to mention the poison earlier,” Gaara pointed out. He looked bored. “A contaminated shipment of tsukemono entered the country. Aiko-sensei and I were offered some, but I believe that to be coincidence. Therefore, widespread suffering was more likely the intention than a specific assassination.”
“Thank you,” Aiko said. She nodded at her apprentice. “Keep me updated. I think that's all?” She searched her memory. “I'm going to contact Tobi and thank him for his information, as well as let him know how the encounter turned out and ask for his assistance.”
“You said that one Akatsuki was killed?” Mei asked. “Who has died, and who remains?”
Aiko offered a thin smile. “Yes. And I honestly owe that to Tobi's information as well. I'll get you the list of Akatsuki membership later. Uchiha Itachi is dead. I'm not certain if Konoha or Akatsuki retrieved the body. But the mission was a success- Naruto was returned to Konoha, and we had no casualties.” She frowned. “Well. There were some serious injuries to Naruto's team at the time that Akatsuki took him, but they'll probably recover.”
“Naruto-kun's team?” Utakata leaned back in his chair. “That would be... Hatake-san, the Uchiha boy, and that little girl with the circular clan marking. You may know better than I, but it is difficult to imagine that Uchiha Itachi has treated them gently.”
Mei made an interested sound. “Really? Hatake is involved? Konohagakure doesn't have many jounin of that caliber. His recovery time or permanent weakening would pose a blow to their forces.”
'Wow, I do not like hearing that. She's not even being a dick about it, it's just true. Still not a fan.'
Aiko kept her expression neutral. “He'll probably recover.” She stood and brushed a wrinkle off of her slacks. “Meeting adjourned, I'm calling it a night.”
She waited until everyone else had left, then cleaned up her desk. Once her office was put to rights, she checked the clock.
“It's a little late,” Aiko hedged. She shifted her weight to her right foot and dug her left toes into the carpet. But she did want to get a project off the ground, and that required planting some seeds of inspiration. “Maybe I shouldn't... I'll make it quick.”
Tazuna didn't mind the lateness of the hour. After he let her in, he return to sitting cross-legged in front of the tv in his room with a stack of beers and a takeout meal.
That didn't seem like a bad setup, to be honest.
“It's been a while, kiddo.” Tazuna's eyes were sharper than they really ought to be. “I've been working with that brat of yours. Pretty useful stuff, moving sand.”
“Thank you,” Aiko said. It was genuinely a relief to hear a positive report on Gaara. He was adjusting so well to Kirigakure that was beyond suspicious. Apparently, it was good for a curious young soul to be assured that they were not a monster only capable of communicating through violence. “I'll be working with you in a couple of days on a new project, I think. Has Sakura-san talked to you about that yet?”
“Briefly.” Tazuna scratched his cheek without putting down his chopsticks. A grain of rice fell inside his shirt collar. “I need to talk to you- I've been away from Wave too long.” His tone turned gruff. “I've got a family, you know. And I'm the village head. It ain't good to be out of contact for so long.”
“That's fair,” Aiko acknowledged. “I had thought of that. I could take you for a short visit tonight, and then back again next week for a few days. How is that?”
He eyed her. “Alright,” Tazuna allowed. “There's something else we oughta talk about. I don't see why Kiri oughta be the only place to benefit from your ninja magic.” He sounded defensive from the start. “We could use that kind of terraforming, and cheap lumber too. After we complete the next project, I want to take you and yours to work in Wave for a spell.”
She took a moment to consider the gall of this man. He was telling the Mizukage that she personally needed to help him build houses in a tiny village in another country.
'I wish he was my dad. Minato isn't anywhere near that sassy.'
“That's fair,” Aiko said mildly. “I would feel better about checking in on Wave, anyway.” She didn't have to work hard to look a little pained. “The last time I left for a long time, Gato moved in.”
“That's not your fault, lass.” Tazuna stared into the air for a long moment, grief in the open for anyone to see. “Nobody's fault but his.” He cleared his throat twice and shook his head. “I admit it was mighty handy to have some shinobi around. And it'll be cheaper to hire Kiri shinobi than Konoha's, now that Kiri isn't full of madman.”
“Isn't it?” Sanbi asked, curious. “That is a very strange thing to say. Aiko, this man lacks perspective.”
“That's true,” Aiko said to both of them, keeping her voice level. “It's a shame that you don't have your own shinobi.” Her frown was real. “Your bridge is beautiful. A lot of people are going to start coming to Wave.”
Tazuna nodded, pride shining out his aged face. “That's true!” He grinned. “And now that we have a bridge worth coming to see, I want to get the village ship-shape as well. Without Gato holding us back, we can be truly extraordinary.”
“Didn't Wave have a lot of wealth from pearl-diving in past?” Aiko asked, as thought she didn't already know. “As well as red sea-bream? I remember that being a treat.”
“Oh, aye.” Tazuna leaned back on his hands. “Only a few of the ladies who follow the old way are still around, but I bet daughters will be more willing to take up pearl-diving if Gato isn't strangling us for them. As for those fish, they're better off Wave's shores than anywhere else in the world. They get strong and healthy, coming up through the whirlpools.” He smacked his lips.
“I understand,” Sanbi said approvingly. “You are trying to convince him to allow you to post your forces in his village, expanding your territory.”
Aiko smiled, but didn't answer the charge. She didn't really have to. She didn't press the topic any further with Tazuna, because she trusted he'd come to the conclusion on his own.
It was fairly logical- Wave was going to be getting back a lot of the wealth that had brought a greedy vulture to their door. They would need a way to keep other predators off the stoop. And Tazuna had a personal relationship with the head of the geographically closest military force.
As promised, she took Tazuna to see Tsunami and Inari. Inari only had an hour until his bedtime, but he came sprinting down the path with enough energy that Aiko knew he would be up for hours. Tsunami followed close behind beaming.
Helpfully and predictably, Inari was very excited to see Aiko, a real-life ninja from his hometown. She could see the moment that Tazuna considered the way Inari went on about becoming a ninja and then narrowed his eyes at her in consideration. Gotcha.
Tazuna asked about the state of the village, promised a longer visit, and unfolded various plans he'd apparently been making in his free time. Tsunami poured over the architectural drawings until their tea went cold, asking questions and making suggestions about whose house was too old, where a community center should go, and what Gato's manor ought to be converted into.
Sanbi was wide awake and making so many comments that it was a shame the others couldn't hear him. He rather liked Tsunami's ideas, especially about the abandoned manor. “Making it into a hotel and bathhouse by which the village gains funds and fame is fitting.” She got the sense that he was curled at the very edge of her senses, watching the humans closely. “It is the least that criminal could do to repay these kindly peasants for their sufferance.”
“That would be a fast fix, too,” Aiko mused. She tilted her head at the sketches that Tsunami had made up, depicting the current layout of the property. “It's fully furnished and decorated, he already had a private bath- we just need to expand it, redecorate some rooms, and add a front desk area.” She flexed her foot, considering just how she'd go about that. “We could get a professional photographer out now, take pictures of scenery and some rooms we won't change, and start advertising for a grand opening that would bring tourists in to see the hotel and the bridge. Once revenue is flowing, other facilities and community improvements can be added.”
Tazuna wrinkled his nose. “The trouble with that is that we don't want to advertise luxuries while the village is in disrepair. People have their pride. We don't need gawking crowds here just yet.”
She tapped the table, remembering- “Didn't Gato have a private carriage?” At the disgusted nods, Aiko gave them a bitter smile. “That can be part of the attraction- a luxurious carriage ride to the hotel from the bridge. That also has the benefit of allowing you to choose what tourists do and don't see until things can get cleaned up.”
Inari groaned and tugged on her sleeve. “Hikari-nee, tell me more about ninja stuff. Can you do the thing Naruto did?” He mimed the cross handsign Naruto used to make shadow clones.
Obligingly, Aiko made a cross and pushed two clones into existence. Inari leapt to his feet, eyes sparkling.
Tsunami laughed under her breath. “Hikari-chan, if you have six hands, could some of them-”
“Of course,” Aiko agreed. She looked to her clones, and thought that she wanted them to clear the table. And they complied, because that was a thing she could do now.
The worst part was that her audience didn't know that was much more impressive than making a few clones.
'I need to be impressive in front of more informed people,' Aiko decided. 'How'd you say it- kindly peasants are not impressed enough by me.'
Sanbi sighed.
'I'm not saying it's their fault,' Aiko pointed out. 'But it would be gauche of me to point out how great I am.'
“I cannot even say it,” Sanbi said heavily. “The retort to that is so easy. But it would make no difference to you. Mockery and reason alike break upon your will as waves on the shore, and you will not live long enough for me to wear you down.”
…
'Did I break you?' Aiko wondered. 'Am I all that it takes to drive an immortal being of immeasurable power to the brink of madness? Have you given up on censuring me? Have I won something?'
Neat. Would that work on Death?
“The comparison is flattering. But, no. It would not.”
Maybe she could try it anyway.
AIC 27
“I said run!”
Oh, that was what it was. “No chance.” Naruto bit out, fumbling to pull out a kunai and run to help Sasuke. He moved-
“Sasuke!” He heard Sakura shout it with him.
Sasuke fell forward.
Naruto's vision froze. That didn't make sense. Did Sasuke stumble? One second he was running and then he tripped down and didn't move.
The dark-haired jerk stepped forward so that his sandal was at Sasuke's head. He looked down. He didn't even look like he cared.
“Get up, bastard!” Naruto shouted, because what the hell was Sasuke doing at a time like this?
Shark face laughed and looked at Kakashi-sensei. Then his face changed. He was looking at something else.
Naruto followed his eyes- Sakura was trying to leave, like sensei said. And the sharkman wanted to stop her. Naruto moved to get in between them. Kakashi-sensei had the same thought, because Naruto blinked and he was looking at Kakashi-sensei's back.
Metal clashed- Kakashi's kunai sparked against the shark's enormous sword. Naruto dared a glance over at Sasuke. He still wasn't moving. What was wrong with him?
“Kakashi-san. It has been a while.”
There was something about that guy's voice that was beyond creepy. Sharkman had stopped when his partner spoke. He took a step back, hefting his sword over his shoulder.
Kakashi-sensei wasn't looking at the sharkman, even though he was only less than a meter away. He didn't say anything and Naruto couldn't see his face, but something was very wrong.
The absolute bastard stepped over Sasuke on his way to Kakashi. “If you wouldn't mind, Kisame-san.”
Naruto bolted past the bastard to Sasuke. No one stopped him so he dropped to his knees and shook his teammate. Sasuke's head sort of rolled on the dirt. It was so wrong that Naruto snatched his hand back. “What the hell did you do to him?”
No one answered him.
“Let me go! Stop, stop!”
Naruto looked up in time to see that the sharkman was walking towards them slowly, holding Sakura up around his head with one hand around her wrist. She was struggling and beating at his right hand and head with the arm she had free, but it didn't seem to register.
Kakashi-sensei's knees buckled. He fell to the grass as limply as Sasuke had. His face stared up blankly.
“No!” Sakura made a horrible sound that hurt to hear. She struggled even harder- and there was a really weird wet popping sound. She screamed and curled her legs up, clutching at her shoulder with her free hand.
Naruto got back up to his feet and stood between the intruders and his unconscious teammate. “Let her go!” The kunai shook, just a little.
For the first time, the assholes looked at him. The sharkman smiled at him with way more teeth than should fit in a mouth.
“Look at that, Itachi-san. Convenient, don't you think?” He hefted Sakura a little higher. She made a high sound that boiled Naruto's blood.
“Yes.” The one who must be Itachi had a voice that lower than he should. Naruto tried not to shiver. There was something really wrong with him. “I'm afraid that you will have to come with us.”
“Why the hell would I do that?” Naruto spat. His hand was so tight around a kunai that it was cramping.
The sharkman grabbed Sakura's shoulder and oriented her body front. Itachi seemed to see it as a cue because he glanced at her and she went as still as Sasuke and Kakashi-sensei. Her hand dropped, her legs straightened.
“Because it will be easier for us to pass Konoha's security with a hostage.”
Sharkman tossed Sakura over his shoulder.
Itachi's voice was infuriatingly calm. “You should come with us. Someone will have to return your teammate here to Konoha, once we are done.”
Naruto really, really tried to see another option. “You'll let us both go?” he asked, as hard as he could. Kakashi-sensei really wasn't moving. Was he dead? Sensei and Sasuke and Sakura had all gone down just like that and Naruto didn't even know what Itachi had done. “What if you decide to keep us? Or kill us?”
Sharkman gave a mean, ugly laugh. “Don't think too highly of yourself.”
“Of course.” Itachi said it so matter of factly. “You can be of use to us for a time. With a hostage, we will not have to engage in combat with any other unfortunates.” His eyes strayed to Sasuke. “But you are only genin. We would gain nothing from killing one such as you. After you help us, you may go free.”
He felt sick. It was all so wrong. Was he really going to go with them? The fight had been so fast and so quiet- maybe it would be better to scream. If he yelled even once someone might notice before Itachi could shut him up.
But probably not. And if someone came, then they wouldn't need a hostage. Maybe they'd just kill Sakura.
Naruto swallowed. “Okay.”
He felt like the lowest of the low. But he followed. The really creepy guy, Itachi, led them through the brush of the training field and kicked aside nothing at all to reveal a hole with a metal ladder.
Naruto had no idea at all what was going on.
The shark guy went first, Sakura still and small over his shoulder. The creep came last and having that guy behind him in the dark made Naruto want to scream. It felt like forever. His eyesight gradually adjusted to the darkness. The passage was only about a meter across. Sometimes there was another hallway, but they weren't all the same size. Some were smaller. Itachi quietly called out directions... He was the one who knew this place.
His forehead protector.... He'd been a Konoha shinobi, hadn't he? The line meant that he was a deserter. He had belonged to Konoha, and that was why he knew the way around.
Naruto felt so angry he might be sick. How could that utter bastard do this? How could a person betray his friends and attack people he should protect?
It got worse once they went back above ground because then they were running. Naruto was gasping to keep up. Once he began to fall behind but Itachi and Kisame didn't even seem to notice. They definitely didn't slow down.
Of course not! They only needed one hostage. And they didn't really care if someone was there to help Sakura when she woke up wherever the bastards would leave her. He needed to keep up. He couldn't let her down again.
The nightmare went on for hours. Naruto ran harder and longer than he knew he could. They never went to the road team 7 had taken when they had gone to Wave Country. The whole time they were running in the trees, up high and if he messed up he could fall and lose them and Sakura would be alone-
They stopped, and then dropped down to the ground. Naruto copied quickly and his knees burned from the force of landing. Itachi gave Naruto a quick, dismissive glance. “Five minutes.” Naruto wanted to punch him.
“Is it that time already?” Kisame let Sakura hit the grass.
“Watch it!” Naruto yelled. No one looked at him. Not even when he went to check on Sakura and see if she might be waking up.
Itachi made a series of hand seals and then held his right hand in front of his face. He touched a ring he was wearing. Something really weird was happening.
Naruto leaned in to watch, fascinated despite himself.
A sheet of light rose up. It looked like the static on a tv, except there were a lot more colors.
“Leader-sama.”
The light grew a dark center. The darkness turned into a human shape. A guy, with spiky hair.
Itachi seemed to have been expecting that. “We have left Konohagakure and passed most of the internal security. There ought to be no trouble until the border.”
“Acceptable.” The figure wavered. “Did you find what you were looking for?”
Kisame glanced at Naruto.
'If I could figure out what they wanted, the old man will want to know.”
“One of two objectives has been fulfilled,” Itachi said.
That wasn't very helpful.
The stranger's voice sharpened. “Are you alone?”
“No.”
There was a moment of quiet. “Very well.” The figure seemed to nod. “Acceptable. I look forward to your return.”
They ran again after that. Naruto had no idea how long it was. His legs went through the cycle of tiring, hurting, and feeling fine again three times. And then Itachi slowed down a step and made contact with Kisame. “Aa,” he said.
Kisame snorted. “I wondered if we would really be so lucky.” He jumped to a lower branch and then to the forest floor. Naruto copied, because Kisame was the one holding Sakura. He didn't see Itachi for a couple of seconds but then he was right there with them.
Kisame and Itachi were both looking the same way, so Naruto did too. He didn't blink. But he still didn't see the other shinobi show up. One moment there was no one. The next, four people were outlined in the shadows.
One of them, he knew.
Kisame made a surprised sound. “Only one Konoha nin? And one without a hitai-ite.”
“And two from Kiri.” Itachi sounded bored. “Friends of yours, Kisame-san?”
“Can't say I know them. Peculiar.” Kisame sounded like he was smiling. “This is interesting, isn't it? Did you know we were here?”
“Put down the kids and I might not kill you.”
Aiko-san's voice was so cold. He was so glad to see her. She was making some handsigns he couldn't see.
Kisame laughed. “That's not very friendly, now is it?” He cocked his head. “I remember you. You're good at taxes, but mean. Not sugar-sweet enough to be from Konoha. You're with Kiri.”
Aiko-san turned her face away from Kisame, to narrow in on Itachi.
“Don't look at him!” Naruto heard himself shout. “He looked at Kakashi-sensei!”
It didn't exactly make sense and it was too late. She was looking right at him, Naruto could see it, and she was going to fall down just like sensei and Sasuke and how could anyone fight someone who could just look at you and-
There was a horrible, high pitched sound that hurt his ears. Blood was in the air. And Aiko's fist was sticking out the back of Itachi's chest, along with a shining mass of what looked like glass needles.
Itachi made a small, wounded sound. He looked down at her forearm. Then his knees gave out. Aiko jerked her arm in a funny way and pulled away from Itachi before her jutsu splashed out onto the ground. It wasn't glass. It was just water.
“Second warning.” Aiko was very calm. Something dripped off her arm and hit a stone beside her foot with a plop. She looked at Kisame. “I like that genin. Put her down and flee for your life.”
Kisame looked at Itachi- Itachi's body. Then he tilted his head at Aiko. “You're more interesting than I thought. What's someone like you doing with a failed village like Kirigakure?”
One of the other people made a sharp, angry sound.
“I'm your Mizukage.” Aiko put a foot on Itachi's shoulder, a challenge in her body posture. “And you can't hope to stand against me.”
'Aiko is cool,' Naruto realized, kind of surprised.
Kisame snarled and the world exploded. Naruto choked on water and spun before he knew what was happening. He flipped in the tide and cracked his head so hard he saw stars.
Maybe that had been a push too far. She'd gambled, hoping to make him back down, and lost. Everyone leapt to the trees to dodge the water- except Naruto. Shit.
Aiko zeroed in on where a mop of yellow hair was tumbling in the impromptu ocean. She darted in, letting gravity speed her way.
Chakra twisted and two rows of teeth grinned up to meet her, leaping out of the water with a splash.
She clapped her hands and skewered the shark with mokuton. She hit the water feet-first, grabbed Naruto, and was dragging him up the bole of a tree before Kisame could clear the killed summon. Its fellows snapped at her a moment too late.
Someone took in a sharp breath.
Naruto coughed. Feebly at first, but then he began spitting up water frantically. No- he was vomiting water. Aiko put a hand on his cold back and looked for their opponent.
Kisame was up, up, up, outlined in the dying light. He held out his arm- he held out Sakura. He let her drop.
“Son of a bitch!”
Yamato caught her with mokuton, slamming a bridge into existence. Aiko could hear a bone crack at impact, but it was kinder than the sharks.
The water stopped at an invisible barrier, trapping them all in a fishbowl. It curled back in on itself and began to rise up, approaching 6 meters depth quickly.
She uncurled her fisted grip on Naruto's shirt, now that he was upright. She gritted her teeth. The tree she was standing on shook.
The sharks- the sharks were tearing down the trees with their teeth.
Kisame cut an enormous figure when she glanced up. The sunlight behind him cast his expression in shadow, but it was hard not to read him as malicious.
'I like you, you scary bastard,' Aiko thought. 'I'm going to feel sad about killing you.'
Thunk
“Whoa!” Naruto banged into the tree trunk and clung to it for balance, sopping with big black pupils blown out in pain. He was more disoriented than indignant. “Hey, hey!”
Well. Not that sad.
“Yamato, keep our footing!” Aiko raised her voice to a shout. “You two, get rid of those summons.” She glanced back to Naruto. “Get Sakura, keep moving.” She didn't wait for his response before splitting off two water clones. Naruto yelped when one of them urged him to move, but the other Aiko lingered a few steps behind him to watch his back. She didn't have to give orders aloud. The clones had been made after she chose tactics.
That clone was waiting for her sister to act- clone one would take the kids out of the trap, and then clone two would impersonate the whole group, as apparently weak targets to draw Kisame's opportunistic attention.
Of course, she had to make sure he was looking at her for a moment, he had to be really distracted for an instant at some point for the switch to be seamless.
Kisame was still watching with one hand ready on Samehada. No. Her heart jumped. He would have made a clone to even the numbers. That one was probably a clone. Where was he?
Her people were darting around, sure not to get caught on one tree. The sharks didn't seem to care- they were attacking the same two trees even though no one was standing on them. They were either a bit dim or they were thinking ahead- it didn't matter if they brought down a tree with someone on it. Their goal was to force Kisame's enemies into either the water or into close combat on one tree. Either scenario would go a long ways to neutralize the advantage of numbers in this enclosed space.
She lunged upwards at the clone of Kisame. He readied his sword, raising it above his head to strike her in two. At the last moment she used her hiraishin to change her midair trajectory. She put one foot down on Samehada and the other one in Kisame's face, smashing a boot into sharp teeth.
Like, really sharp teeth. Holy shit this wasn't the clone, what were his tactics? She felt bone break and snap off, but she also felt sharp points tear through the leather of her boot and into the tops of her toes. And then something equally sharp spat up through Samehada-
She took herself away before the spikes cut up into her left foot, but she could feel that the sole of her boot was shredded.
“Note to self,” Aiko said aloud. “Sword is pointy.”
Kisame spat out blood with a laugh and lunged at her. He covered an alarming amount of distance-ah! There was the clone, coming from behind to pin her in a trap.
She side-stepped, and dodged, dodged, dodged and then suddenly she was only fighting one Kisame. Metal clanged behind her and it was near-painful to focus on ducking Kisame when she wanted to see what was happening. Her hands itched for her own blade, but that would be a fatal mistake. Kisame was a swordsmaster and he would defeat her if she engaged on his terms.
Instead, she twisted around and behind him. She was aiming to touch him, to lay down a hiraishin seal. But he reversed so quickly that she had to flip backwards off the branch to avoid decapitation. She nearly lost her footing on the landing- she'd moved to a weakened tree and the whole damn thing made an alarming crack and jerk at her momentum. It tilted- and began to fall.
“Fuck!” She escaped into the tree with Kisame for lack of options, at a lower elevation. She was too near the waterline. She could tell because a shark leapt with a triumphant roar and would have eaten her whole if she didn't have hiraishin. One of her people took the opportunity to cook the fucker with subpar fire ninjutsu. Seared shark smelled a lot like dinner. It fell back into the water, lifeless.
From her new position, she opportunistically sent three kunai winging at the back of Kisame's head before he turned. One connected. The clone dispersed with a splash.
Intuition warned her. She hit her knees and just barely kept her head, because he was back. Samehada's spikes dug into her scalp as it passed- Kisame kicked at her and she viciously impaled the kunai in her hand into his ankle before the blow connected. The force of his kick would have damn near killed her, might have ruptured her organs if she hadn't moved with it and mitigated the power.
It still sent her rolling into freefall.
Yamato's mokuton flew out to catch her, smooth and pale wood connected from a neighboring tree. Before she could land, there was a massive crack and then an upward explosion of splinters. The wood fell away around the oversized shark. All she could see was a gaping red maw lined with hungry teeth. Rude.
She whipped through handsigns she could do in her sleep and twisted to face the shark torso first. With a snarl, she pulled her sen tsurara through the beast's teeth, savaging the roof of its mouth and breaking more than a few fangs off. The shards fell into the great monster's throat. She hiraishin'd away before the unharmed lower teeth could trouble her.
Blood was splashed on her arm, but when sen tsurara fell apart to liquid, it washed away most of the mess. She shook her arm briskly.
“Left!”
She moved before Yamato's word really registered. The jutsu rounded on her again, despite her dodge. Aiko pitched forward and twisted to see what she was dealing with- a water dragon?
“Shit, that's really cool.” She dodged once more. The next movement was strategic- her maneuver forced the jutsu to collide into a branch she was no longer on. It splashed apart, but sent a good 80 kg of wood crashing down. “Heads up!” Aiko yelled out. She had to keep her eyes on Kisame, but she heard an enormous splash and no screams that would indicate the debris killed one of her people.
“May I suggest that you take decisive action before there is collateral damage?” Sanbi asked wryly. “Your followers are not a limitless resource.”
She felt one of her clones dissolve- her bluff had been called, but the kids were out safe. Kisame was coming at her with a grin. She hiraishin'd away to the position of her defeated avatar right after the sword passed through.
'I'm not exactly sitting around knitting, testudine. What have you done today that was more productive than this?'
The grin on Kisame's face froze- or was this one a clone? Were both clones?- and she managed to touch him once, twice, before he could duck back and get his sword into position to be dangerous.
Aiko bared her teeth at him in a grin- his free hand flew up to check the spot on his left pectoral and abdomen where she had placed a seal.
Kisame seemed a bit confused but he tried to kill her, like the unphased champion he was. God, he could have been her employee if things had gone differently. So unfair. She would have had a great time with him.
She cheerily re-positioned and sent a gout of fire screaming at him, because she was also great. He dodged and didn't give the tree behind him a glance. That was a shame because she'd scorched completely through it. The upper bits of tree, suddenly unsupported, dropped.
A mid-sized knot of wood thumped her opponent on the head. Kisame made an “erp” sound and went down with it before he kawarini'd away.
Aiko couldn't help herself, she let out a peal of laughter. It was tinged with victory. The blow to the head hadn't dissolved Kisame- it wasn't a clone. He kept doing that- he would make clones but most often it was the real man who fought head to head. That was an interesting peek into his mindset.
But more relevantly, she had two explosive seals on him. The match was over.
She turned to look at him, still smiling. She widened her stance.
Killing Akatsuki- yes, that needed to be done. But having a tag on one of Akatsuki's big players could be more useful than having him dead. And she could use him to distract Pein.
Kisame could have attacked, but something in her body language must have piqued his curiosity. He paused.
“It's over,” Aiko said, tossing her hair. “That was good, fuck, you're fantastic. But I won.” She tilted her head at him and curled her fingers into her hips, as though she was already clawing through the delicate strings holding together her seals. “Do you want to live or not?”
Kisame's alien eyes narrowed, weighing up her words. He didn't understand how she knew she had won. But her confidence seemed to convince him. “What do you want, kunoichi?”
Her attention flickered, just a moment, to where she could feel her surviving clone ushering Naruto and Sakura away.
Itachi and Kisame had snatched Naruto with what appeared to be minimal difficulties. Gaara might be nearly as vulnerable, if Akatsuki knew where he was. And so many others- she didn't want these bastards coming after sweet little Fuu, or Utakata. He was a precious princess and honestly, she didn't think he'd fare much better than the baby jinchuuriki. Akatsuki was made of monsters that most people just couldn't face.
Aiko mustered up her sweetest smile. “Why don't you carry a message to Pein for me?” She batted her eyes at Kisame, whose expression didn't change. “You'll never get a jinchuuriki as long as I'm around. Tell him he should kill me first, if he can.”
Comprehension dawned.
“I see.” Kisame straightened. He sheathed Samehada on his back. His grin was fierce and genuine. “Thank you. We wondered where the Ichibi went.”
She felt a lightning bolt of cold fear- no. He meant... He thought that she had taken it into herself.
Her expression hadn't changed, thank god. Aiko shrugged at him. “It's kind of obvious, isn't it?” She turned her tone scornful and her volume conspiratorial, because actually she did not want to risk Yamato overhearing this. “An Uzumaki wanders into town, a bijuu disappears- it's amazing that Konoha is this fucking thick.”
He took the information with a nod.
'Wait. Did he know that Konoha thinks Orochimaru has the Ichibi?'
She couldn't tell from his face.
“I'll be seeing you around.” Kisame glanced back at the forest floor, where Itachi's body had fallen. It wasn't there anymore- had he managed to snatch it up, or was it floating somewhere in the water and debris?
The look he gave her actually seemed respectful. “I look forward to killing you, Mizukage-sama.”
Aiko nodded. “I'll enjoy your attempts,” she responded, and actually kind of meant it. Damn. He was fun.
He bounded away. The instant he cleared the barrier it fell apart, sending water cascading out into the forest.
Maybe she should have turned to check on her team and Yamato, but she kept focusing on Kisame. He was covering ground fast, her hiraishin seal burning through Fire Country. He didn't change trajectory towards Aiko's clone, which might have been purposeful or might have been because he actually didn't know where she was hiding Naruto. She was still looking off into the distance when Yamato landed beside her.
“Mizukage-sama,” he said stiffly.
“Un.” She didn't look at him.
He took a deep breath. “How old are you?”
What? Aiko gave him her full attention and a baffled expression. She tilted her head. “Is now the time for that? Are we getting to know each other?”
His dark eyes were still and serious. “I was Orochimaru's first success, he said.” Yamato looked distant and a little lost. “Of course, he does lie a lot. Were you... before or after he left Konoha?”
She just looked at him. She belatedly understood what he thought- he had seen her mokuton and thought she was like him. It was reasonable and clever and she could use it, sow yet another contradictory theory about her past and existence. But the thought made her tired and she just looked at him until he ducked his head.
“Someone will have noticed all that chakra.” Aiko changed the topic. “We can expect someone from your border patrol within twenty minutes or so?”
Her bodyguards cut in to flank her. Neither of them looked the least bit dead, which was nice.
Yamato had to take a step away. His lips pursed. “I'm not sure they would be that close. But any sensor within 100 kilometers would have noticed that. Hoshigaki-san does not favor subtlety.”
She nodded and reached out to her clone, touching its consciousness and giving a new order. It was only as she did it that Aiko realized that should be impossible. She kept the confusion off her face and probably looked hella cool when her clone hiraishin'd back, Sakura on her back and Naruto clinging to her side.
Her brother's eyes widened at the scene. “Did you beat those guys?” Naruto winced. “I mean, the shark guy. Who were they? What did they want?”
She could tell him about Akatsuki. She knew a lot more than even Jiraiya did, at this point.
Aiko pursed her lips and glanced at Yamato. Konoha wouldn't like her sharing that information with him. Probably. But being ignorant hadn't kept Naruto safe- he'd been running on his own power. Would he have done that if he knew that he was Akatsuki's target?
'Fuck, probably. They were obviously using Sakura against him. But maybe not.'
“I beat him, but he's not dead. Let's talk about that after Sakura has been taken care of.” Aiko reached out to Sakura. Aiko's clone bent to make it easier, and Naruto hurried to help her shoulder Sakura. Aiko bounced twice, trying to adjust the genin's weight. She glanced at her people. “You wait with Yamato-san. Meet me at Konoha general hospital when you can.”
When she reached out, Naruto took her hand without thinking about it. It sort of made her want to cry.
Konoha was a blur she didn't really concentrate on. She had lied to Yamato about going to the hospital, just a bit- the first thing that she and Naruto did was collect Kakashi and Sasuke from where they were laying dangerously hot to the touch in the training field. She took them all to the hospital and then let her mind wander as the adrenaline fled her system.
'I never know what to do anymore. I miss certainty.'
She was aware enough to note that Naruto clung to her side, putting up a fuss when nurses attempted to sort them apart. Aiko roused enough to play along, having her vitals checked and assuring the staff that she and Naruto would wait patiently for whoever would come to debrief them.
It was fairly obvious when Konoha realized who the unmarked kunoichi was, because suddenly there were no civilian personnel to be seen. Someone she didn't know from Intelligence came by for her account of events while someone else prodded Naruto for details about the fight in Training Field 7.
She gave them a fairly detailed account of her motivations and how the fight had played out. They pushed to know how she'd known to come to the fight, and they definitely wanted to know how she had arrived on the scene so quickly.
'I should just talk to Minato. I need to make a decision either way about my strategy for disclosure and just go with it.'
Aiko yawned and pretty much waited for someone with clearance to be worth her time to come up.
Naruto squawked again about being pried from her side, but eventually acquiesced when told he could go see his teammates. Aiko waved goodbye. “I'll talk to you soon,” she promised. As soon as she'd decided what he ought to know, she'd seek him out.
He hesitated at the doorway, blue eyes flicking between her and the medic ushering him out. Then Naruto darted back into the room to throw his arms around her ribs. His nose collided with her collarbone. Startled, she brought a hand up to rest in his hair. An instant later she slid the other around his back.
'Small humans seem to like you.' Sanbi seemed bemused by that.
Naruto sniffled.
Aiko felt her heart melting a bit. “You're a good kid.” She rubbed his scalp and ducked her nose into that blonde fluff. It smelled like sweat and fear and forest. “Your team is going to be better soon. You did well, shinobi.”
Her brother shook in her arms. She did not choose to see how the Konoha shinobi watching reacted.
When Naruto finally let the door shut on his way out, two ANBU were already entering through the window.
“Hello,” Aiko said mildly.
One stood stiffly by the door, while the other lingered at the window. They didn't say anything or even look directly at her, probably because they were inherently rude and bad people.
She sat on the chair meant for the doctor and crossed her legs at the knees.
They didn't try to talk to her the whole time, which verged on unfriendly but didn't really bother her. When the door opened, Aiko was not surprised to see the Sandaime. He swept in as though he met foreign leaders in examination rooms often.
“Good morning,” she offered.
He hummed. “Good evening.”
Aiko shrugged at the correction. She could not imagine caring less. “I assume that my people have made it to the hospital by now?”
The Sandaime nodded. “Two Kiri shinobi passed into the village borders about an hour ago, along with a member of the border control and one of our senior shinobi.”
“Yamato-kun,” Aiko said idly. She pretended not to notice just how the Sandaime froze up at that. “He's a very nice young man. I enjoyed his stay in Kirigakure. He likes wood, I like wood, we have a lot in common.”
The Hokage took a long moment to reply. “I am glad to hear that.” His robes rustled as he came to stand in front of her.
Aiko tilted her head up and gave a moment's thought to the arrangement. It was inappropriate to have the Sandaime stand while she sat- it was arrogant and rude, as though he was subservient to her. She stood and kicked the chair back so she had some space to breathe.
The old man met her eyes with a bit of amusement.
She tucked a thumb into the waistline of her pants but didn't slouch too obnoxiously. Gotta hit the perfect balance of respect and careless self confidence.
It seemed like he was going to wait for her to speak. Smart.
“You should watch Naruto a bit more,” Aiko suggested. “And tell him things. He had no idea that he was Akatsuki's target.”
“Your opinion is noted,” Sandaime said coldly. Ah. She'd overstepped. “It is very kind of you to have such a personal interest in one of my shinobi.”
“We're related,” Aiko pointed out.
“Closely.”
She felt her brows raise. Did the Sandaime know? Aiko tilted her head slightly but she couldn't tell.
All in, all out. All in?
“Yes,” Aiko said, as though sharing this meant nothing to her. “Not as closely as you'd think, but I'm as closely related to the other person you think I'm related to as I am.”
Might as well take the risk, rather than be dragged kicking and screaming to it. There'd be no correcting damning misunderstandings if Konoha was allowed to come to them organically.
There was the strangest muscle movement in the Sandaime's face.
“Minato is a good man in most respects,” Aiko said placidly. “But there's something he should probably tell you. I'm sure he's thinking about it. It's not the thing you think I mean.” She gave the Sandaime a polite smile. “Unless you know what I think you think you know, but you know that you know more than I think you think you know?”
He took a bigger breath than was entirely dignified and collected. His wrinkled old brow was twisted in consideration, his mouth turned down. “Mizukage-sama, I ask that you dispense with the nonsense.”
“I am being perfectly truthful and concise.” Aiko shrugged. “I'm known for my clarity. I can't help that you don't understand. To be honest, I think that you lack the educational background to guess at what I'm saying.” That was incredibly offensive on its face, so she moved on quickly to soften the apparent blow. “Jiraiya probably could guess what I mean. And could confirm that one major school of thought presupposes that the underlying factors exist.”
“Are you offering to speak plainly with my student?”
She considered it. “If you'd like, but I don't have time to do it currently. I need to get back to work. You know how it is.” Aiko tried not to let the despair creep up. “But you know that Minato and I have had no chance to collude, given that you obviously suspect him of the only thing you could conclude without more information. Ask him first. Push him.” She shrugged. “He's loyal to Konoha over anything else, certainly over petty shit like his kids.” She bared her teeth and pretended not to see one of the ANBU freeze in horror. “After he's spilled, send Jiraiya to me. I don't have time to keep coming here every time you have a personal drama.” Aiko crossed her arms and leveled the senior kage with a cold look. “We're finished here. I'll be taking my genin team with me as well, since you owe me. Thank you for your time.”
There was a long, dangerous moment where she thought she had pushed too far. The Sandaime couldn't do much to a fellow kage, especially not when his country was weak, and when he wanted to work with her against Orochimaru. But she wasn't invulnerable.
Sandaime bowed slightly and gestured to the door. “Vole, please reunite the Mizukage with her people and escort them to the village gates.”
Or maybe she was. Nice.
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