#extremely first world problems

[cathkaesque]

Lmao literally everything went wrong with my plane yesterday. They overbooked the flight so I didn't get assigned a seat until the last minute, it was delayed for 2 hours (so I got to my overnight stop at midnight for a connecting flight that needed me at the airport at 6 so I am on not many horses sleep), I ended up sat next to the worst group of lads on tour I have ever come across. Loudest, rudest people imaginable. They must have been at least my age as well and it's just like...actual fucking manchildren bickering with each other about lost earphones for the whole flight. At least they had all fallen out after spending 2 hours sat next to each other.

[exploring-in-space]

My firm just hired someone new that started on Monday and she stole my parking spot! I tried to get to work early today to beat her but she still got to work before me. I've been parking there for a year a a half! I don't want to give up my spot lol

[wetumbrellaz]

im thirsty but I'm not really hungry but i don't wanna drink too much yet :(

[thehouseofgrey]

It sucks that slushie/slurpee/icee/whatever you personally call it is a texture you can only get at the gas station or corner store. I want a slushie machine in my house.

And before anyone says ‘what you want is an italian ice’ no it isn’t— italian ice isn’t drinkable. None of you are true ice connoisseurs. This post is only for real ice-heads.

[alishatheninth]

*wrote out a big rant about how hard it is to, say, make a cinema date with a friend when you have a kid* *realised I could just whatsapp the friend and ask her if she wants to do it, then ask Mr Theninth to change his schedule to cover parenting for me, and maybe he couldn't but asking them both would be more productive than being passive-aggressive about it* *has cinema date with friend* ...huh, turns out that figuring out what you want to do and asking people if their plans could fit in with yours is more productive than stewing about how hard everything is.

[dragonscanbeplantstoo]

I just need to COMPLAIN real QUICK here about a VERY SILLY thing that has DEVASTATED me!!!!!!

Context: It is my dream to have a baby horse!!! A baby GIRL horse to be precise who I can raise and love forever. I have long since accepted that I have MANY YEARS before I am able to buy this baby horse. Purchase price nonwithstanding, I can’t afford to board and train 2 horses right now. I was at peace. I understood.

UNTIL, THIS MORNING!!!! THIS MORNING, ONE OF THE MARES GAVE BIRTH TO THIS:

MY PERFECT DREAM BABY HORSE. RIGHT HERE IN MY GRASP. SHES GANGLY AND DARK AND HAS THAT PERFRCT LITTLE TRAKEHNER FACE.

BUT SHE HAS ARRIVED AT THE WRONG TIME EVERYBODY!!! The numbers have been crunched MULTIPLE TIMES and it is just not AFFORDABLE on any PRACTICAL LEVEL.

SHE IS OUT OF MY REACH

MY INFATUATION WILL BE FOREVER UNREQUITED

😭😭😭. Whyyyy Sofie did you have to give birth to perfection this year!?!? Why not another colt? Why not a chestnut? Why did it have to be MY DREAM. And you know the SADDEST THING? My trainer (also the breeder) actually offered the next Sofie baby to me LAST YEAR, before she was even conceived. It’s like she KNEW. She KNEW this would be the one I fell for and SHE WAS RIGHT.

tl;dr: I have insta love with this foal that costs more than my car and I’m going to be forever disappointed that I can’t have her. There will be other black bay fillies but THIS ONE...this one 🥲🥲🥲

[flowering-faerie]

I want to eat e.v.e.r.y.t.h.i.n.g.

[mrsgojosatoru]

so i have the url 'youngermorebeautifulqueen' saved, and part of me really, really wants to change my url. but the other part of me feels like i've built the ground work on a brand with this url.