#eyeofgold

[godofthegoldeneye]

DEAR GOD WHY THE FUCK IS THE AXOLOTL ON TUMBLR??????

I HATE THAT STUPID FRILLY ASS FOR TRAPPING ME IN THIS DUMB MORTAL BODY.

[gonchiye]

A smol just shows up unannounced at his place and kind of silently clings to him. It's been a rough day.

Viktor hadn’t expect to suddenly have anyone come and cling to him, especially not Örjan, with the kid’s big tough outward appearance. He gave him an odd look but did place his hand on the other’s back.

“What’s up? You seem a little off today.”

[bingjyufo-blog]

@eyeofgold | from here

I’m sure you could. Whatever it is you make, just try not to explode it yeah? [He hands Orjan the flamethrower] Now here. Just light the lighter and pull the trigger.

[godofthegoldeneye]

IS IT NORMAL TO FEEL MY OWN BLOOD.

[godofthegoldeneye]

CHAOS GOD + FOUR SHOTS OF ESPRESSO. NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG

[godofthegoldeneye]

HEY DID ANYONE ELSE SEE MR RODGERS IN A BLOODSTAINED SWEATER THE OTHER DAY? DUDE LOOKED LIKE HE CAME STRAIGHT OUTTA AN ULTIMATE BATTLE OR SOMETHING

[godofthegoldeneye]

I FEAR I'VE NEGLECTED THIS BLOG FOR FAR TOO LONG.

I'M NOT DEAD! (WELL..)

AND WHAT A BETTER TIME TO RETURN FROM MY HIATUS THAN WHEN I'M SICK AND SUFFERING. AHEM

KILL ME <3

[godofthegoldeneye]

REMEMBER, KIDS! BILL’S ALWAYS WATCHING!

I’ve seen your sins and you are not at the mercy of God. He fails to recognize the calamities of his kingdom and it shall fall for his negligence.

…GOODNIGHT! SLEEP TIGHT!

AND SWEET NIGHTMARES!