Try this little mind trick standing up in your bathroom, with your right hand covering your left eye, while holding your left foot, shoe removed, off the ground and in front of you, making sure to bend slightly at approximately 3-5 degrees forward from the waist, with the cold water running in the bathroom sink and the hot water running in the bath tub. To make it even harder, face east, cause that’s the way the earth spins, east to west, toward a rising sun that’s 10 clicks above the horizon line, between the hours of 5:57 a.m. and 6:15 a.m. on a Tuesday, after a light rain, holding a metal table spoon, from the bottom only, in your left hand and only after it’s been dipped in acidic cider vinegar for at least 15 seconds and allowed to evaporate. Now see what happens. Uh huh? Right? Now you see what I’m talking about.
