#failedwish

[briilliance1]

“My girlfriend is so pretty and y’all can rot with envy.”

[voidfcllen]

there's a girl??? to steal a kiss?? and run. bye she loves u dip

yALL THEY’RE SO SOFT??

Dipper hadn’t been EXPECTING it, focused on transcribing the day’s adventures into the shiny new JOURNAL 3 Mabel had crafted him earlier in the summer. The cover of which was plastered with a rainbow mermaid tail that he suspected was SUPPOSED to represent his girlfriend JOURNAL 1 had been his signature pine tree symbol, and JOURNAL 2 a shooting star.) He was so caught up in his work that he didn’t even NOTICE her creeping up behind him.

Though maybe that was just MORE PROOF that he needed to get more sleep at night, his paranoia USUALLY didn’t let anyone catch him off guard like that anymore.

It’s not until AFTER she’s kissed him and turned tail to run that he’s even able to REACT, dropping his pen from his cramped hand in surprise, sputtering and staring after her.

“Rachel what the heck? Hey come back–” Okay he KNOWS she’s laughing at him because he can HEAR IT as she runs away. “Rachel!”

He snaps his journal closed and runs after her.

“You could have just ASKED me to take a break!”

[vriisket]

failedwish | STIRRED THE NEST.

ᚐᚚᚌ ⊰ Vriska gave the balisong a skillful twirl between her right hand’s fingers as she stepped over the writhing corpse of a burglar, stepping into the open, broken glass of a window, and looking around in the gas station where a duo of crooks attempted to make off with the cash register money.

    Vriska: Take a peak into the open register.

ᚐᚚᚌ⊰♏⊱ᚒ “Woooooooow!”                 “You guys didn’t even manage                  to get any of it!”                 “Fuckin’ nice!!!!!!!!”

ᚐᚚᚌ ⊰ She quickly scoops up the cash for herself- you know, as payment for her help!- and stares off over the snack aisles. It was easy for her to peer out at most of the interior- but there was still one baddie remaining, hiding.

ᚐᚚᚌ⊰♏⊱ᚒ “Maybe if you cower on your                    knees, I’ll let you live!”                  “I’ll give yoooouuuu... m8y8e like                   two, three minutes tops!”

[klngmax]

contribution of stoopid rps that have came up in our crazy server there are probably people im missing im srry

@ateloist @nmbh1 @builtperil @guiltycharge @an-ordinary-roach @voidfcllen @failedwish

[voidfcllen-a]

@failedwish​ is getting an ANTI FAERIE

She took a deep breath, steeling herself for her big entrance. She couldn’t mess this up, her hubby was counting on her! All the Anti Faeries were. This was the first big step to them getting godkids of their own.

If she messed this up (as she was prone to doing), she’d have ruined both her biggest dream, and so many of Anti-Cosmo’s plans.

She couldn’t let them down.

“Howdy, Kiddo! My names Anti-Wanda, and I’m your Anti-Faerie Godparent!”

[briilliance1]

@failedwish

“It’s hard to decide, I could go as Sailor Moon with the updated look from that somewhat basic Crystal adaptation but, I also am heavily leaning to the mewbir-ty look from Star Vs for the Forces of evil. Plus that show’s like, ending so it be totally on brand for MomoCon.”

“I could have Daddy contact his friends up in France to design it for us.”

[briilliance1]

@failedwish

“That’s, kinda cute.” She didn’t know much about clothes, but Buttercup had grown up with two very into themselves sisters so, she could at least pretend properly. 

“Though if you ask me I’m kinda digging the model more then the dress.”

[voidfcllen-a]

@failedwish liked for a MYSTERY TWIN

“C’mon, it’s just over here. The Multibear told me that this is the best place to see the stars in the whole forest.”

Maybe it was too cold out for this. The first snow had fallen over Gravity Falls and the forest somehow looked even darker and colder. Not that it entirely bothered either of them.

But he wanted to make this date special, since it would be the last weekend in a long time either of them would have to spare to sneak up here.