#fakeween

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“Day 6: being that spends its free time creating fake pokemon” Decoynid (BUG/NORMAL): These weak and tiny Pokemon survive by creating huge, monstrous designs with their webbing. When bored, they create and share new variants of these patterns.

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Seizurecube’s Fakeween Challenge: “Day 27: all orifices sewed shut”

Some alternate forms for the Whismur line I guess. (Do alternate forms still count?)

Within the darkest recesses of unstable caves where tantrums can lead to deadly cave-ins, Silent Whismur populations have had to learn to adapt to a life of silence. Though this leaves them stumbling around blindly, they’ve developed psychic abilities that allow them to link up with others and map out their habitat through trial and error.

Silent Whismurs that become isolated from others become Silent Loudred (Psychic/Fighting). Unable to see, echolocate, or cooperate with others, they lash out at their surroundings in frustration. Those that survive years of cave-ins and injuries become thick-skinned and powerful.

Over the years it takes for them to fully vent their rage, they can finally become Silent Exploud. They posses all the strength of their Loudred years, but have since calmed down and reconnected with their psychic powers. Their blind eyes rest in a fluid-filled throat pouch, which is thought to function as an amplifying organ for their abilities.

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“Day 13: vore. Go on I dare you” Rhincodontybus (Water): This enormous Pokemon feeds exclusively on energy from the water. As a result, smaller people and Pokemon often hitch rides in its hollow body to travel the deep sea in relative comfort.

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“Day 17: Sharknado analogue” Hammerquake (Ground/Rock): A fairly unremarkable Pokemon. Hammerquake can cause minor earthquakes, so land development tends to be avoided around the deserts they live in. They can also generate dust devils by blowing air through the sand they swim in, as well as solidifying this sand into rocks and firing them hard at prey. They seem to have a rivalry with Garchomp.

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“Day 11: garbage” Ongakuan Trubbish and Ongakuan Garbodor (Plastic/Grass): The Trubbish that migrated to the Ongaku region were used to get rid of yard waste in many households; unfortunately, they began incorporating the region’s invasive plants into their biology, giving them a surly attitude and lacerating thorns to match. They also gained the Plastic type, a strange type first discovered in Ongaku that seems to be exemplified in “artificial”-seeming Pokemon like Trubbish and Garbodor.

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“Day 16: dead memes”: Noman (Ice): The evolution of Snobek, this unusual Pokemon enjoyed massive popularity among the punks and paranormal enthusiasts of Ongaku until it fell out of fashion due to connection to a terrible crime. They are surprisingly gentle, with an affinity for music, although their aura of coldness makes them a worse choice for children than their pre-evolution.

(Let me explain: ”meme” is defined as “an element of a culture or system of behavior that may be considered to be passed from one individual to another by nongenetic means, especially imitation”. This is an accurate description of the Slenderman mythos. Slenderman has fallen out of popularity. Thus, I conclude Slenderman is, in fact, a dead meme.

Also, I’ll be the first to admit that there’s a lot going on with this design. It’s Slenderman, plus a snowman, and halfway through I decided to put a good amount of Klaus Nomi in there... it’s a mess, honestly.)

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“Day 12: Frankenstein. The Doctor not the monster.” Joygor (Dark/Poison): This strange Pokemon began appearing shortly after the advent of Pokemon Centers in the Ongaku Region. Using their incredibly sticky tentacles, they reel in prey and use mucus to glue remains together into reanimated defenders. Although they can be incredible medical aids if properly trained, they are widely detested among Pokemon Center attendants for spreading disease, causing rapidly-rotting injuries, and, according to one anonymous Center nurse, “just being really f**king creepy”.

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Decided to do @seizurecube​‘s Fakeween challenge, like, a full year late because I lost track of Inktober. Here’s my first five ones, since I’m starting late:

“Day 1: Heatmor-esque natural predator of lucario” Aurasite (BUG/PSYCHIC): A strange Pokemon that latches onto beings with strong Aura and drains their life energy. Some scientists believe it to be a version of Lucario from an alternate universe.

“Day 2: pit of scorpions” Ongakuan Drapion (DARK/GROUND): This regional variant of Drapion has tough yet flexible armor to protect against attack. Beware its stinger tail; it uses it to burrow underground at high speeds, but it can’t see where it’s going.

“Day 3: creepy child” Snobek (ICE): An unusual Pokemon of no known origin, this deathly cold species tends to get along well with children. When threatened, it lets loose a powerful psychic wave of unease.

“Day 4: vampiric inanimate object” Ampire (ELECTRIC/FLYING): This Pokemon uses the flexible prongs on its body to drain energy from power plants. Technically, these prongs are its feet; it is always flying upside down. A large group can rack up millions in power bills.

“Day 5: fish that isn’t water type” Anglocosm (PSYCHIC/ROCK): The crystal orb on this Pokemon’s head emits a powerful hypnotic effect, allowing it to easily paralyze prey and threats alike. All documented specimens are female; the males are believed to be tiny, weak parasites living in an alternate reality.