sports dads for that super long ask meme thing
who would be the one to randomly adopt a puppy without consultation Topher 100%
who would force the other to take aesthetic pictures of them Topher again he’s more of a diva than he realizes
who would do stuff they think is stupid just to make the other one happy tbh I feel like they both do
who picks out the horror movies to watch just so the other will cling to them CLARK
who is constantly studying and who is constantly trying to distract them Well they aren’t studying but Clark is constantly working and Topher is always trying to distract him. Always.
who initiates the facetime calls whenever they’re separated Clark probably starts it but only after Topher texts him like crazy. “Clark let’s facetime. Clark. Clark the babies miss you. They need to see your face. CLARK.”
who is more likely to storm out after a fight and who is more likely to cry when they do Clark is more likely to storm out and Topher is more likely to cry FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
who stays up way too late binge-watching their favorite shows I feel like the more obvious answer is Topher but I feel like the actual answer is Clark idk???
who bites the other’s ear when they’re feeling frisky Clark ;)
who sprays the other with water when they’re washing the car They both probably do but Topher acts like a diva again and makes a scene when he gets hit
who has more fun decorating the house during holidays Clark
who is more likely to give the silent treatment when they’re mad at the other Clark probably
who plays with the others’ hair more Topher
who is more likely to climb all over the other one when they’re bored TOPHER
who tries to kiss the other as often as they can Ummmmm Topher probably
who pouts when the other one tells them to shut the fuck up Topher probably but how cute would it be if Clark did that
who initiates the sex and who walks away when the other is riled up Clark for both ;)
who always forgets the umbrella and who holds it when they actually have one Topher always forgets it and Clark always holds it
who demands showering first in the mornings Clark he’s probably like “TOPHER I HAVE A JOB THAT I NEED TO GET TO IN AN HOUR. DO YOU EVEN HAVE A LEGIT JOB?”
who sneaks into the shower with the other one in the mornings Topher :-)
who prefers riding the roller coasters and who prefers playing the games Clark probably prefers rollercoasters, Topher probably prefers video games
who will text the other one thirty times in a row until they respond T O P H E R
who always forgets to charge their phone overnight Topher probably
who comes up behind the other and slide their hands into their back pockets Clark it’s like his favorite thing to do when he gets home from work
who tries to get hugs from the other as often as they can CLARK ONCE THEY’RE ACTUALLY A THING
who is louder and who constantly has the tell the other to be quiet Topher is the loud one, Clark shuts him up
