#fall down drunk

[mrsteebins]

Her: We never go out...

Me: thinking (you get fall down drunk everytime we go out) Okay, let's go meet some friends tonight.

Her: okay, sounds great.

3hrs later....

Me: Where did she go? I asked going back inside to try and track her down

10 mins later....

Her: 'falling down drunk trying to get in my car'

Me: I should've guessed. Put her in the car and put on her seatbelt. Struggle at home to get her outta the car and in the house. It's 9pm. She's passed out on the floor.

Anyone else out there have a partner that you can't take anywhere??

[radiowiresoverthesea-blog]

I wish that you would stop. But you won't. 'Cause it's in your blood, in your heart, and in your soul. There's no excuse, still you tell reasons why you are this way.

"Fall Down Drunk", Summer at Shatter Creek

[darkmagicianwithboobies-blog]

M!A commands: Eggnog

"But I didn't have any..."

*poof*

"Hehehe~ I fell on mah butt."