Apr 30, 2022
Dave, do a hero landing.
You do the most awesome, ironically cool, most bad ass hero landing that has ever graded the face of the earth. Meteor? Doesn't matter. Sadly no one was around to see it.
Dave, do another sick action shot anyways.
And with that jaw dropping pose, you hand the phone over to the content creator for a short boring message.
Hi there! I'm Paxton and I built this from scratch with over 130 hours and $600 can. Based off @simplexjadeclothing 's design! Be sure to stick around for tumblr exclusive content for my custom fancytier classpect costume. Knight of space!
And with that lame self promo out of the way, Dave. Show off one last pose before doing a sick kick flip outta here.
