Heya! Would you happen to have a master list of all the Schneep headcannons you've made? He's my favorite Ego and I wanna see what you've come up with.
Oh, man, I’m sorry, but I’ve made FAR too many Schneep headcanons to ever track down! Buuut I can list some off the top of my head!
- He and Jackieboy are incredibly close, pretty much constantly joined at the hip. Jackie’s been there for him at his very worst
- He and Marvin are the kinds of brothers who fight a lot, but when it comes down to it they love each other dearly. Schneep’s fascinated by his magic
- He and Chase are drinking buddies sometimes; Chase is constantly trying to bring him out of his socialization shell and make some new friends
- He looks after Jameson as the baby of the family; he always calls him “Jamie” or “the little one” and teaches him about the modern world
- His ex-wife’s name is Maire and he had two teenage sons with her, Deidrick and Liam. He misses them dearly but they cut off all contact with him. He’s never been in a relationship with anyone since they left him
- He adores and idolizes Jack above all else, so when he came back and found out that Jack was in a coma, he was devastated. He blames himself for it
- He has massive PTSD from his nine months being tortured by Anti. MASSIVE. And plenty of scars to go with it. He rarely ever wears short-sleeve shirts anymore and panic attacks can come on at any time
- He’s a great singer, though he’s shy about sharing it. When he’s not in a medical element, he’s afraid of public performance
- He can play the piccolo and the glockenspiel
- He gets sick pretty easily, given how often he’s around sick patients
- He’s 5 ft. 9.5 in. (177 cm) and definitely underweight
- He loves seafood, spicy food, peppermints and mint ice cream
- He smells like sweat, metal and peppermint
- His favorite flowers are tulips and marigolds
- His eyes are a slightly dimmer shade of blue than Jack’s, but brighter than some of the others
- He’s a workaholic and a major caffeine addict, so he’s a really light sleeper. He usually needs Jackie nearby to help him wind down at night and if that doesn’t work, he’ll need Marvin to cast a sleeping spell on him. On that matter, he’s the most susceptible one to Marvin’s hypnosis (for better or for worse)
- He has a lab rat named Werner (after the Cuphead character) who he never actually experiments on; he lets him and Sam play sometimes
- He believes it’s his job to save the others from themselves, even if it means sacrificing astronomically for himself and getting hurt. He feels immense guilt when he thinks he hasn’t done enough for them
Like I said, this isn’t even scratching the surface of the headcanons I have for him, but they’re some of the essentials!