#fang rambles

[house-of-slayterr]

Sorry yall haven’t heard from me in ages, I was in the hospital for 36 days straight basically being tortured and abused. So I didn’t have time or energy to write anything and probably won’t for a while. Even though I had so many ideas. I miss and love yall 🫀

I did however finally get a feeding tube and a wheelchair that’s my size! So now I can still get around when I can’t walk and get nutrients when I can’t eat

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[sspydrgutzz]

2 things i’m waiting to be so annoying about:

- knights of guinevere (already watched the pilot im just holding back)

- resident evil 2

none of you are ready. i’m so excited. i’m gonna be so abnormal.

[fangcyclonelunaheat]

the masculine urge to break something like a cat pushing something off the table

[fangaddict]

Thimking about poly predxpreyxpred couples, where the preds kiss with the prey in one of their mouths and swish them around between mouths. The prey has no idea who's throat they'll go down and they are so flustered about it. Finally the pred break for air and as they do the prey peaks out shyly as they look at the pred who didn't have them who either teases them or coos over them before the prey is gulped down.

More thoughts on this dynamic one of the preds swallowing the prey down while the other traces their form as their lover travel down the other's throat

[ofimmortalfangs]

But Dracula’s looks are far better than Sypha’s banana peel shoes or Grant’s half robot half mummy look. 

[house-of-slayterr]

Can The Pitt only hire cutie pattooties?

Is that part of the job requirement? Because I look at all these women and I just wanna pick them up and spin them around. Cover their faces in kisses, make them laugh, shower them in affection and gifts. They deserve the moon and the stars. Look at how perfect these women are 🥺 plus a bonus Dennis 🫀 because he’s baby always 😤

Number One Cutie in the whole world, can never do any wrong. I love her 🫀 she means everything to me.

A close second, look at her, I wanna put her in my pocket. I wanna feed her a cupcakes and put frosting on her nose.

She’s a little scary sometimes, but her personality is the most adorable thing ever. I would be flustered constantly in her presence, I wanna cuddle her and play with her hair.

Her being a mom makes her both hotter and more adorable. She gives me baby fever somehow, I just wanna see her with a newborn. She’s my wife for real.

Her personality grows on you, in a way that makes her endearing and dorky. Below the sarcasm she’s a big softie, and I adore her and her sense of humour.

Shes got that charisma that makes me blush, which therefore makes her adorable.

She’s more stunning than cute, but I don’t think they’re mutually exclusive, her smile makes me melt

Another gorgeous yet adorable woman, I love how committed she is to her work and patients. She’s a bit quirky but disaplined and it’s a brilliant combo. She makes me smile.

Look at him. He’s perfect, he’s baby, he’s my world. I wanna hold him forever and smother him in kisses. I wanna spoil the hell out of him. He’s my good boy 🥺🫀

[house-of-slayterr]

Since it’s just Alan, I like to think in another multiverse these two are brothers. Their bickering would give me life. I need to hear Alan Tudyk argue with himself so bad 😂

[house-of-slayterr]

Songs I Think The Pitt Would Listen To:

An: again, haven’t gotten to watch the show yet so I’m going strictly off vibes from edits and fics here.

Dr. Robby:

Goodbye Yellowbrick Road - Elton John

My Life - Billy Joel

Good Old FashionedLover Boy - Queen

Head Over Heals - Tears for Fears

Everything She Wants - Wham

Dr. Abbot:

House of the Rising Sun - The Animals

Sweet Child of Mine - Guns N’ Roses

Thunderstruck - AC/DC

Come Together - The Beatles

Kashmir - Led Zepplin

Dana Evans:

Uptown Girl - Billy Joel

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun - Cyndi Lauper

Landslide - Fleetwood Mac

Jolene - Dolly Parton

Material Girl - Madonna

Dr. McKay:

Dirty Diana - Micheal Jackson

Cherry Bomb - The Runaways

Zombie - The Cranberries

What’s Up - 4 Non Blondes

You Outta Know - Alanis Morrissette

Trinity Santos:

The Giver - Chappell Roan

Boyfriend - Dove Cameron

Dangerous Woman - Ariana Grande

Therefore I Am - Billie Eilish

Leave Me Alone - Renee Rapp

Mel King:

Two Birds - Regina Spektor

Work Song - Hozier

Step on Me - The Cardigans

Say Yes To Heaven - Lana Del Ray

Running Up That Hill - Kate Bush

Dr. Langdon:

Heartbeat - Childish Gambino

Pony - Ginuwine

Rock Your Body - Justin Timberlake

Good Kisser - Usher 

She Knows - J Cole

Dennis Whittaker:

Dancing Queen - ABBA

I/Me/Myself - Will Wood

Grace Kelly - Mika

Jason - Bonnie Parker

Mr Loverman - Rickey Montgomery

Dr. Javardi:

Pretty Girl - Clairo

She - Dodie

Please Please Please - Sabrina Carpenter

Crush - Tessa Violet

I Wanna Be Your Girlfriend - Girl in Red

Dr. Mohan:

Swan Lake - Tchaikovsky

Your Best American Girl - Mitski

Doomsday - Lizzie McAlpine

Lacrimosa - Mozart

Idontwannabeyouanymore - Billie Eilish