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How long will they last? -Assuming one of 669′s experiments doesn’t backfire in some horrible way or go horribly right, it lasts about as long as they themselves do.
How quickly did/will they fall in love? -a good amount of time is spent getting to know each other before it happens.
How was their first kiss? -spine chilling
Who proposed? - 669, and how she did it would be incredibly…odd by most folk’s standards, to say the least.
Who is the best man/men? - Guile
Who is the bride’s maid(s)? - one of the other numbered Farises.
Who did the most planning? -they both put in an equal amount of work, having conversed quite a bit on what should be used and what should be moved aside to make room for the whole ceremony.
Who stressed the most? -669, as her experiments had to be put on hold for longer than she is used to, causing her to worry something might go wrong (it does, about a week after, but it gets sorted out fairly quickly)
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? -Faris 364. She’s basically the Malacath of the of Farises, in that saying she’s a bit unpopular among her “others” would be an understatement. 669 might be twisted, but 364 is even more so, to the point of occasionally using long-unused tongues.
Who is on top? - depends on if 669 has had a particularly good breakthrough that day, in which case she’ll feel like being rewarded. Otherwise, she tops.
Who is the one to instigate things? -669 on most occasions, but sometimes the mood sets itself up
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? -depends on how much magic play they decide to incorporate to extend the amount of time, but the baseline average without is around seven minutes.
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? -they certainly try.
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
How many children will they have naturally? - Between Magus’ past and 669′s experiments with the Necromancer class, She’s a bit hesitant to go for the idea, but if it happens it will be while she’s taking a break from the class to keep it from effecting her sanity (or what’s left of it) and the first thing she and Magus will consider doing is leaving the child in a place they know he or she will be safe. Should they “keep” the kid, expect the frequent use of babysitters.
How many children will they adopt? - not a likely scenario to happen as 669 holds true to the no child shall be harmed standard that most of her “others” share.
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Magus, 669′s hands already reek of death from her work and it would be risky to expose an infant to it.
Who is the stricter parent? -Both, wanting only the best for any kid(s) they might have, but feeling resigned to their own horrible situations, will go out of their way to make sure everything goes right.
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? -Magus. 669 already has a bad rep due to the experiments she’d been doing, do she lets Magus handle outside affairs.
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? -Magus.
Who is the more loved parent? -both
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings?- Magus.
Who cried the most at graduation? -they both enter the “And I thought I wouldn’t cry” state.
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? -Magus doesn’t have much of a record in 669′s world, so a relatively clean slate like his would help with this.
Who does the most cooking? - Magus. Even Crono has better results than 669.
Who is the most picky in their food choice? -Neither. They’ve gotten pretty used to the “I’ll take what I can get” lifestyle.
Who does the grocery shopping? -Magus.
How often do they bake desserts? -it’s actually quite rare.
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? -Meat.
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? -Magus.
Who is more likely to suggest going out?- neither. they both seem to prefer not drawing attention.
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? - 669 should she attempt to incorporate magic into her cooking.
Who cleans the room? - Magus, provided 669′s still in the middle of an experiment or fell asleep while taking notes.
Who is really against chores? -Neither. 669, like her “others”, retained the lesson that hard work is important, and Magus does like to keep things organised.
Who cleans up after the pets? -Magus.
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? -Neither. it gets in the way of some spells/affects experiments.
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? -669, considering the stench of death, monsters, and dead monsters related to her experiments.
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? -Magus.
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - 669, when not doing experiments that day, otherwise it’s Magus with his hair.
Who takes the dog cat out for a walk? -Magus.
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? -hardly at all.
What are their goals for the relationship? - For things to turn out better than they think it will. 669 in particular worries the potential for her experiments to go wrong, or go right in the worst possible way, meaning she herself might be the first to go if that does happen.
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? -669, with her experiments sometimes checking to see if the time of day/night affects the effectiveness of the spell.
Who plays the most pranks? -669, and she keeps them mundane for a very good reason. That and MICK VAN JOVIE would rather be rocking out.
