#farmswers

[farmerushijima]

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is your product worth it? is it organic? does it do any harm to animals or crops? i would be interested if you provided more specific details. but I shall decline for now. if you want to keep in touch, please send me an email at [email protected]

[farmerushijima]

how many animals do you have? also, i love you soooo much.... my cows love you too

hm i have 9001 whole animal and 4 whole egg

thank you! i love you and your cows too!

[farmerushijima]

WHAT ARE YOUR OPINIONS ON GM CROPS???

I rather enjoy simple, organic farming. I’m letting nature take its course. Let things that nature dictates take over. Like nature dictates that the strong should come where there’s the strongest available.

Oikawa I’m looking at you.

[farmerushijima]

as a farmer, do you eat veal?

I will not participate in eating my own hardworking animals. Other people can do so if they wish, as long as mine are untouched.

[farmerushijima]

Ushijima were you born in a barn like the other cows?

I was not. Why would you assume so? Is it because of my name? I cannot be compared to the gentle majesty of my precious cows.

[farmerushijima]

do you know Bokuto, the owl boy

yes. a fellow hay enthusiast indeed

[farmerushijima]

*Gives ushijima a baby cow* *runs*

this is very nice of you! i'll name it victory in hopes that it will grow up to win as many awards as my current cows!

[farmerushijima]

baby you and me ain't nothin' but mammals so let's do it like they do it on the discovery channel

are you sure you’re a mammal? i don’t know of any with gray hair and eyes vaguely shaped like sunglasses. are you a new breed?

i came here to have a good time and farm but honestly i'm feeling so attacked right now. because i am an aromantic asexual.