A man and his dog
Enver kind of melted when I asked him what his dog’s name was. “Sawyer,” he crooned. “Want to see a picture?” He showed us an adorable picture of Sawyer, gushing about how cute he was, and then showed us an oil painting he had done of his pup (referred to in this tweet).
I asked where he hung the painting. “My living room, of course. Where else would you hang it?”
Reader, my mind went to the bad place. I asked him if he had seen the thing. “No! Show it to me!” I showed him @scullyscreamcheesebagel‘s masterpiece.
He thought it was hilarious. “Can you send it to me?” Uh, yeah I can. And so our meet and greet ended when the guest services person returned and I was frantically trying to remember how to use airdrop.














