#fast nine

[jazzforthecaptain]

How did Fast9 still manage to tear a sob out of me after all these ridiculous, ridiculous movies.

How.

[spookyookyoo]

this sentence is going to make me sound insane but helen mirren and vin diesel have excellent chemistry and they should make a car chase romance and smooch

[theresoneicouldcallking]

i realize i’m late to the party but excuse me excuse me excUSE ME

IS HAN BACK FOR FAST NINE????

[miaxtoretto]

❤

[sherpawhale]

meme culture breaks you. every time i’ve seen the fast 9 trailer, i’ve felt like i’m having a stroke when they get to the part when they say “who is he?” “Jakob is-”

and “IT’S JOHN CENA *BA DA DA DUH*” doesn’t play but i keep expecting it to every time

[randomfauxpas]

[blackwidownat2814]

Fast 9 or whatever it’s called is the most absolutely goddamn ridiculous movie I’ve ever seen.

I did shed a tear at the end though, when Dom was like, “Hold on, there’s an empty seat.” and I was like, ‘Yeah bitch, for Paul Walker. I just saw Tyrese and Ludacris go to space, why y’all making’ me cry?!’ Then you hear a car and the camera pans to the street and a blue Honda-something pulls up but they don’t show who’s driving…IT’S DEFO BRIAN, MAN!

Did they just throw darts at a board with locations and then just missed and the writers were like, “I guess these bitches is goin’ to space!”

[payton-1-jones]

Holy shit

Han what the shit y’all he lives