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[serenitygiftart]

Video: I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I’ll let you know what comes first. 🐔🥚 A terrible dad joke from Bad Dad Jokes by Matt Green. #BadDadJokes #DadJokes #Shorts https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svImMI3Ha3Q&utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=tumblr

[illamination]

So I was at the dentist and I was wondering about my name so I asked my dad why he had chosen that name for me and he said that the letter S rules (Me, my sister and my dad's name begins with an S) and we are the " S Gang " then he looked up for a second and instantly thought " No we are the S Crew" " As in 'S CREW' You " and he literally sat there laughing for 5 minutes and he lost his breathe soon enough and till this day on I like to specifically say to him " S-Crew you " but he cant take it personally because he knows he brought it upon himself and i will never let this down