#faurubaroo

[pauliporcupine]

All the minion things! And a massive gift card to Old Navy to support your habits.

oh yes please! It’s not my fault they keep sending me emails with discounts and pretty stuff. and MINIONS!!! you guys know me so well.

[pauliporcupine]

1, 7, 12, 17, 25, 34, 42, 53, 60

1. first thing you wash in the shower?

My hair and then I start from my chest down and then finishing with the top.

7. what would you do if you opened your door and saw a dead body?

I'd would stare at it until my brain decides to process that and then proceed to scream, I believe.

12. turn offs?

Feet. Excessive ear licking (my brain is wet enough, thank you very much.) Back hair. 

17. do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?

Lick it until I reach the cone, then I bite it. 

25. would you go sky diving?

I would love to but I don't think I'm brave enough to actually go and do it.

34. ever had a near death experience? if so, what happened?

No that I can remember, luckily. If I had, I had surely blocked the memory.

42. if you could shorten your life expectancy by 10 years to become more attractive, would you do it?

Not a chance in hell. 

53. how old were you when you lost your virginity?

I was 19.

60. if you could choose the sex of your unborn child, would you want to?

I don't know. I don't think so. I would keep changing my mind about it every month and the poor child would be a very confused person when she/he is finally born.