#fc01

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Well, Finn was raised by a family of dogs.

It makes sense that Fionna would act like she was raised by a family of cats.

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Oh god, Fionna's landlord is Marshall's mom

Literally a demon queen

I'd be making the same face as Mashall right now if I had to deal with that.

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lmfao, the Lemongrabs!

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Obviously you're dreaming about a cool ice prince now, because you just got dumped by a hot DJ Flame.

pffffft

I mean, I can't fault his logic.

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"I dream a lot about being a hotdog." "I dream about being a banana." "Mine's too messed up to even talk about."

So we've got a hotdog guard, a banana guard, and someone "too messed up to even talk about," which frankly does not narrow it down all that much.

Hmm. Her voice reminds me of the singing hole, and that's a pretty messed up backstory. No, but that doesn't make sense with the gender bending thing.

Wait! She looks like Fionna with green hair! Does that make her Fern?

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The eyes of the hunter!

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Daw, they're watching Cheers! Isn't that nostalgic?

So many wonderful memories!

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"Did you know that any plant can be considered a weed?"

He's got a point. "Weed" is just what we call any plant that we don't want growing in a particular area. And human desires are fickle and rarely comport with the natural order.