#fckartie

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11, 16, 27, 39, 44

11:We were about to ____________ but then ______________ [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]

Uhmmmm, We were about to snuggle but then Eli started crying about Quicksilver.

16:Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:

Oh, uh, there was a rope, a, uh, vibrator and then maths questions.

27:Worst sexual idea you ever had:

Trampolines. Still needs to be done.

39:Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?

Technically no, because it’s not really outside in here.

44:Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?

No and maybe. It would be really crowded, right?

[ohloladarling]

Dream

I wish I had icecream right now.

I wish that my parents would stop being so overbearing.

I wish that I didn’t have to leave here because I’m terrified that nothing will change.

[piper-rey-blog]

Hey, do you have an inhaler? 'Cause you got that ass ma!

Oh my god. 

[piper-rey-blog]

tastes like cute || artemis & piper

It was about damn time. Piper and Artemis had been planning on meeting up since the show started and it’s been over a month without any followup. Piper was pretty much to blame, with her laziness and weird sleeping schedule, but still she had to be excited for Artemis and her meeting up just the pair of them. The blonde had taken such a liking to the tiny brunette, for obvious reasons, so it was only natural for them to further their bond with lovely lady kisses and more food than they could probably eat. She’d find a way to eat it all anyway, for a waster, Piper was not, but that was a problem for future!Piper, so she wasn’t about to start worrying about that yet. Sparing a glance at Cam in the bed they shared, she smiled, kissing him softly on the cheek and letting him rest while she headed to comandeer the living room. 

Ordering some junk food, some healthy food and some sweets, the blonde started to set up a base camp. She propped the pillows around the couch, adding extra cushion and hoping that elevated the comfyness of the area, though it was a really good couch. The producers really knew how to splurge on the important things for such occasions. Setting up a movie, a random funny yet non-intrusive one, Piper grabbed a few drinks from the fridge that was provided and set them on the small coffee table in front of the couch, nodding at herself for a job well done. Glancing down, she noticed she was wearing one of Cam’s shirts and that was about it. Meh, her and Artemis could aim for comfort over sex appeal. They were co-cuties after all, and cuties never criticized each other, at least that was her hope. 

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[text]: If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber ;)

[text]: you flatterer you

[text]: if you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple xo