Bouncer x Bartender Dialogue
❖ “Come on, just one drink. I've been on my feet since opening.” “And I've been pouring drinks since then, you're not special.” “I've stopped like three people from punching you.” “Cute, but that's your job. Not equivalent to a free whiskey.”
❖ “Hey, stop smiling at customers like that. You're starting fights.” “Not my fault I have such a vibrant and magnetic personality!”
❖ “Do me a facor and watch the bar for a sec?” “I'm not trained to pour drinks.” “You don't need to pour drinks, just stand there and look intimidating.” “You think I look intimidating?” “What I think about your looks is not relevant to the discussion and certainly not HR approved. Just do as I ask, yes?”
❖ “You watching me or waiting for someone to come in?” “Just enjoying the view of you protecting us all.”
❖ “Did you know that I have to break up more bar fights with you than with any of your colleagues?” “Guess I'm the only one not scamming our customers by being stingy with booze.” “That's not… Ugh.”
❖ “You keep hovering near the bar like you think there's gonna be trouble.” “I think trouble keeps forgetting to clock out.”
❖ “Can you help me carry that crate?” “I'm not here to act as your mule.” “And yet you are just as stubborn as one. Just help me please?”
❖ “What the hell, man. I'm a bartender, not a doctor! I don't know stitches!” “Let me get out of your hair, I'm sure it's fine.” “Sit the hell down. You're bleeding on your head, you're not going anywhere.”
❖ “Ooh, that looks rough. I assume you're here for ice?” “And a whisky if you don't mind.” “I don't think drinking on a concussion is a good idea, but you do look rather miserable right now, so sure.”
❖ “Why are you still here? I thought you got off a while ago.” “I heard you've been having trouble walking to the bus. I'll stay around and walk you to the station later.” “You don't have to do that, but if you're sticking around anyway, might as well give me a hand.”
[Prompt Calender: February 24th, World Bartender Day]
