#felinedgodhead

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[doublegunsterror]

felinedgodhead ha contestado a tu publicación: hey jake where have you been? i was starting to worry

…?? dont you remember me?

Im so so sorry.

Can you please tell me why i should remember you?

[doublegunsterror]

hey jake where have you been? i was starting to worry

I... Uh...

Excuse me? 

[theprinceofirony-blog]

Your name is Dirk Strider and you have never realized before what a slob you are. Cat Dave will be here soon and you thought, in honor of your first guest ever, you would clean up the apartment a bit. The task is proving to be more herculean than you had anticipated. At first, you were trying to find a spot for everything but you quickly realized that the amount of stuff exceeds the amount of containment space. You have now moved on to Plan B: Shove Everything Into The Closet. 

It's a brilliant plan and it's much more effective than trying to sort.

As you shove smuppet and sword and dirty laundry alike into various cupboards and cabinets and closets, you keep an eye on the clock. He said he'd be here soon. You just hope you're ready.

[generallyterrible]

felinedgodhead replied to your post: And that nagging sensation of repeated grenade...

-stares at you-

Hello there dave my dear fella! Sorry for being a touch slapdash with our conversation! Im getting a touch worked up over this blathering berk and i am afraid its rather addling my thoughts a touch! 

[generallyterrible]

My dear fellows! I have been remiss in my attentions to you!

There is quite a number of you lovely lads and lasses that i have been decidedly remiss in my attentions towards!  I would like to hereby offer you my most cordial greetings and introduce myself as general terror! Though i quite understand if you wish to call me jake english instead. Quite a few people seem to and it is not as if my identity is the best kept secret going! So a jolly hello and welcome to the lair of villainy to

crockercontrolledstrider

exploringseahitlersapocalypse

r4dg1rl

felinedgodhead

karkat--sama

jakethesnakeenglish

thedigitalizedprince

killer-gentleman-strider

If any of you wish to converse with me at any given opportunity please do feel free to hit me up for a chat! If i am up to some manner of hi jinks at the time then my answers will of course be somewhat delayed but such is the life of a super villain! 

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