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Welcome To The Pod. Time for Mando Wood Workout. Then We Lift Weights.

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That Stare Either Says 'Imma Take My Time Wit You' or 'Imma Grab Two Fifties Out Your Billfold While You Get A Towel'. Or Both.

(And Guzzy Just Laughed and Laughed and Laughed Cause His Billfold A Decoy With Prop Copy Stack and You Aint Never Gone Find The Real Deal, Home BOY.)

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Let Me Help Ya Activate That Shooter, Bro.

Its Just One Of The Many Services Provided At No Additional Cost.

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ThugSpeak; The Ex Edition

Because Catching A House With A Thug Ain't For Lames

What Thug Says (WTS) What Thug Really Mean (WTM)

WTS: "Imma Just Grab Your Keys To The Rover and Go Pick Up Some Food From The 24 Hour Ghetto Burrito."

WTM: Me and Three Of My Dumbass Homies Going To Boost A Grow and Need 4 Wheel Drive and Room For 10 Stalks. (Seriously)

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WTS: "I Love You"

WTM: Put Money On My Books

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WTS: "Come Up To Fire Camp"

WTM: Stash A Tin Of Bugler and A Oz Of Sour Diesel In This Rando Tree Off A Rando Forest Service Road 12 Miles Off The Two Lane. Don't Get Caught.

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WTS: "My Homeboy Just Got Out And He Only Gonna Be Here Couple Days Until SavannahNicoleKennedy Can Ride Up From The City And Fetch Him"

WTM: Homeboy and Me Are Gonna Sit On Our Asses And Play GTA For Two Weeks While You Do Our Laundry And Then You Go All Mad Fucking Black Girl On Us and Throw Us Out

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WTS: (waking up to slurp/choke/gag/broken disposal noise at 3am)

"Wha??? YOU Said You Wanted A Shop Vac To Clean Up The Pond So I Told This Bitch (points at choke/gag/spit) MikaylaKelseyAmber She Could Suck My Cock If She Brought One. And A Handle Of Jack."

WTM: Well, The Fish Pond Did Get Cleaned.

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WTS: "Can You Come Down To A Construction Site 63 Miles Away at 2am and Bring The Come-A-Long?"

WTM: I Got Stuck In Some Sort Of Human Habitrail While Jacking Copper At A Commercial Construction Site And Need You To Unstuck Me. Quickly.

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WTS: "Got Us 3 Nights In The Big Suite With The Tub You Like For Free At The Casino"

WTM: I Lost All The Rent Money At The Casino. Might Have Cashed One Of Your Checks Too.

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WTS: "Don't Answer That I'm Not Here"

WTM: I Didn't Pay The Indians Back For Those Table Credits

I Flipped A Fronted Brick But Spent The Plug Money

I Need $2000.00 I Love You

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Want Daddy To Tell You A Bedtime Story? Ok..Here it Goes:

"Ass Up Face Down Happily Ever After The End"

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"I'm So Into You......For 10 Inches"