Another idea that I have no energy right now to make: A fellow ratnik gn!reader who likes Flins and wants to be friends or something but they have a hard time communicating with people because they can't talk very loud either because of an injury, they're socially anxious, or something else.
After being saved by him after a very close call they get an even bigger desire to get closer to him to thank him and when they hear he likes old coins and such whenever they're out and about and find some old coin or jewelry they just put it in his hand and walk away unable to voice their thoughts before getting overwhelmed and leaving.
He affectionately starts to call them 'little crow' or something and probably starts giving them snacks or supplies when he sees them he's gotta make sure his favorite human is well taken care of after all. Mainly friendship though it could be worked to be romantic I just thought it would be cute and curse not feeling good enough to write as much as I want ;v;
Back at it again with yet another idea cause it's 6am and I am feeling sillay :V
Gn!reader who has a habit of talking to themselves when nervous or scared is stuck in the rain or snow or whatever who knows the weather is just going to turn for the worst but is a bit too far from anything that could really be a shelter. They usually carry their own lantern but it's busted and also very much on the ground somewhere thanks to the wild hunt so they're trying to navigate in the dark for the most part.
Yet they have hope cause on some random spot nearby they spot a oddly glowing lantern and they don't care that it's a bit ominous with it's blue coloring they're lost and it's dark and they're cold and will only be colder as the storm gets closer. They grab the lantern and start talking to it like "Sorry Mr. Lantern for taking you from your resting spot!" And "Mr. Lantern where is your ratnik? I hope they're ok." And such as they navigate the dark roads to safety.
Flins is horribly amused by this and as well as he can in his lantern form he guides them to a decent shelter to wait out the storm(could be the lighthouse but they're already so spooked so maybe not). As they wait they just keep on talking to themselves and when the storm ends(it was very brief thank goodness) they decide to leave the lantern in the spot visible to any passersby so the owner can get it back.
Later they spot Flins with his lantern and he oh so wants to tease them for talking to a lantern but he doesn't and instead says if they ever need a guiding light just follow the lantern light. Which is sweet until he begins to see how often they tend to wander off the path and has to guide them to safety... sigh such a troublesome human.
So he starts to speak to them to spook them into not going off the path a bit but that just somehow makes things worse as now they think Flins has a talking lantern that's borrowing his voice(his mind thinks 'really?') and are very determined to make friends with it.
Flins is kinda tired of it but let's it all happen cause why not it's a bit funny watching them run around trying to meet 'Mr. Lantern' off duty (as they call when it's not on his person )and at least they promise not to tell people his lantern can talk so his 'secret' is safe with them. Oh well at least his strange friend brings him some good fuel(a bit of alcohol) for his fire.
An idea in my brain but have no energy to write right now so do what you will:
Flins being pinned to a wall by angry bounty hunter gn!reader who has been known to be able to take on fatui and even hoards of the wild hunt by themselves and him instead of being intimidated just flirts but they're oblivious thinking he's trying to butter them up so they'll spare him after he just took their "kill" so to speak for a bounty.
They let him go with them to turn in the bounty and split the mora fairly and hope to not see him interfering with their bounties. They tell him that someone as handsome as him(a comment that slips out but he notices very much) ought to "go get a present for someone lovely or whatever" they don't care.
But later they're pissed because the jewelry they were saving up for was bought out and gets even more annoyed when Flins pops in front of them another day showing off the jewelry they wanted so badly.
"You told me to go get a present so I bought this." And to their surprise he puts the item on them and he steps back admiring them with his stupid half lidded eyes and mischievous smile. "'Lovely' indeed."
He is thinking wedding bells and they are thinking funeral ones as they stomp off flustered like How dare he mock them?! >:V
Always filled with ideas but never enough energy to execute them 😔
ANYWAYS MORE SILLAY:
A GN!reader who just has a need to bite things and people. Maybe they're a vampire or a werewolf or something and they're kinda 'teething' cause every so often their fangs fall out when damaged or maybe they only ever eat human food so their body just urges them to need to bite when they smell metal/blood etc.
Well what is Nod Krai but a place where even some of it's flowers are made with metal? They constantly need to bite even though they're full but instinct is instinct and they aren't getting rid of the urge so easily.
Fortunately avoiding people is pretty easy when one spends most of their time out in the wildnerness looking for something to bite into that isn't the local residents.
Unfortunately it's also teeming with the abyss so of course the one day they stray from the main road they get surrounded by wild hunt. Luckily Mister Flins is in the area just in time too to clear out the mess. When it's all over they don't really pay attention to anything but Flins hyperfocused on him.
They see Flins and just want a bite, just a tiny nibble he smells so much like metal cause of his recent jewelry/coin/etc purchase and his metal accessories and lantern. They just wanna nom on him for a bit and they do and he's so perplexed to find the person he just saved chewing on his arm like????
Cause they aren't biting him hard enough to bleed and it's not like their teeth are going through his coat all he feels is the pressure. And he's kinda reminded of a bit of chatter he heard while in town about how their dog likes to chew on them or something and how cute it is. He's certainly never actually had an animal stay close enough to bite him let alone do it out of affection or such.
So he just does what the owner said they did just patted them on the head until they let go and surprisingly it works and the reader let's go a bit in a content daze before snapping out horribly embarrassed and dashing away yelling apologies.
He just stands there for a bit a little disappointed it was over but goes on his way wondering about the odd person who used him like a chew toy.
BONUS idea that could be related that could end up more spicy is that they get into a relationship together and when he asks them to bite him they say something along the lines of things going a bit too fast and him just telling them they certainly didn't hesitate to bite him months ago. Cue flustered reader and smug Flins as he gets bitten properly <3
Hearing their crush practicing their confession to them unaware they heard them
A/N: wanted to write some little scenarios but I don't have the energy so I just write this instead
Neuvillette typically sees his crush every few days without fail on his strolls through the city during his break so to not see them in their usual spots makes him a little sad. His mood only worsens when the trials he had to deal with today were particularly stressful and the skies cloud over and it rains reflecting his mood.
He sighs to himself embracing the downpour and the emotions and thoughts of others come with it only to be shocked when he finds a memory of his crush confessing their love for him to a lakelight lily in the foggy forest. He tries to cling to the memory before it fades away so he can hear more of their confession only to be cut off by the umbrella over his head held by none other than his crush who looks at him with a big smile on their face.
The words spill out of his mouth before he can catch them but he confesses to them the shock of it making them drop their umbrella. They look like they're about to cry and maybe they do but they confess to him as well and he embraces them and the skies clear enough to let the sun shine through though it does still sprinkle.
Wanderer prefers to keep his interactions with others to a minimum but despite this they wormed their way into his life and while he won't admit it directly he does enjoy having them in his life. So when he doesn't find them at their usual haunts he's a little suspicious and perhaps even a little worried and goes searching for them outside the city. Fortunately he doesn't have to go too far and finds them talking to themselves by the water near Chatrakam Cave.
He's about to call out to them when they speak up confessing their love for...him? It's quiet for a while and while he doesn't have a heart his internal mechanical mechanisms run so hot his internal cooling system has to run much harder. He opens his mouth to call out to them again but they slap a hand to their forehead and groan on about how there's no way he'd ever say yes to a confession like that but he cuts off their self depreciation telling them they are a fool to think they have any say on how he'd take their confession.
It flusters his crush greatly and they try to look for an escape completely unprepared for the situation but he doesn't let them flee confessing that he likes them too even if they can be a bit foolish at times it just means he's got to look after them which he plans to do regardless so they better not take back their words no matter how clumsy of a confession.
Another idea from my crazy mind running on some sugared cereal let's go! :V
This could either be a gn!reader who is genius society member 85 and is helping out test the simulated universe or the Trailblazer either is good. The point is while testing they encounter the Aeons as usual but something is off they're really flirty with the reader/trailblazer and it's all just an entire series a choose your own adventure sorta thing where you pick an Aeon and boom the reader/trailblazer has a "fun" time with them. Would it count as monsterfucking if they're basically gods??? I don't know and I don't care all I know is that everytime they come out of the simulation they question how the actual heck they survived the encounters with the Aeons since they are so large.
Nanook saying they're gonna destroy the reader and it's really overstimulation and making them dry orgasm till they can't think about anything but them.
Yaoshi's many hands doing something similar cooing at the reader and saying they can give them one more even though they're so spent they try to anyways because they're so loving.
Maybe Aha just denying the reader their orgasm until they cry because it'd be pretty funny to just not give it to them IDK
And many more but my brain is starting to empty...
Well seeing as this all leans more towards the dubious side of things and I don't write for that hmm who knows. All I know is that it would be hilarious to have the reader have a moment where they are figuring out the logistics of what just occurred and if they could feasibly survive a real encounter with an Aeon while Herta and Screwllum try to figure out how and why the heck these Aeons keep fucking them. Anyways that's it my brain is tired.
Seamus and the reader being really close friends/partners while he was still in Nod Krai but because they wanted to become a Lightkeeper they had a huge fight saying things they didn't mean and even though the reader loves him they say the opposite ending the relationship horribly.
Seamus leaving Nod Krai soon after a period of them both not being able to apologize too prideful and stubborn to be the first to admit they're wrong and focusing on working hard to become an adventurer and a lightkeeper.
Fast forward to the Knights of Favonious arriving in Nod Krai and reader is there at the meetings between the two factions as a high ranking member of the Lightkeepers. The reader thought they were over him but old feelings resurface and also new ones too because it's been a long time and they've both changed so much.
They reconcile and it's almost like old times but they're both better and much wiser now and they do a bunch of catching up. This only lasts so long as during the years that they're stationed in Nod Krai the reader is killed by the wildhunt but he's there for their last moments and they tell him they loved him. He goes home with an ache for something that could have been had they both not been too proud when they were younger but vows to do better for his relationships now because he doesn't want to take what he has for granted again.
I am tempted to write a thing but I know that if I do I won't be able to write for months afterwards because that will take a lot outta me...I must manage my writing rations carefully...so I'll just sum up the idea instead :D
Cw: nsfw, eggs, oviposition, and monsters
The temptation is Neuvillette laying eggs. Yeah that's it that's the post everyone go home- SIKE I'm crazy as hell so of course I'm making the reader a monster perhaps a sea creature like Osial or like an alternative hydro creature like oceanids.
Neuvillette meets them while he's taking a walk to calm himself because his mating season is coming much sooner than usual since he regained his authority so its making him a bit irritable and he doesn't want to potentially lash out.
But while he's walking he feels an odd energy in the area that while not hostile its certainly strong and even a bit alluring. So he follows the trail of energy curious and wary, the pull of whatever it is getting stronger and stronger and eventually finds them within some deep ruins that glow a bit in the dim lighting and in a large section of the flooded building he sees a large creature that also glows.
He realizes that the reason he was attracted to the energy is because it was a fellow elemental being and that they were releasing their energy in hopes of finding a suitable mate.
It would be nice to have it be a long story that builds up to him discovering that the reader isn't human but an ancient elemental being but eh one shot smut is fine too. Or even have him discover the reader and meet them over a long period of time getting closer to each other.
Anyways he and the being basically agree to help each other out and while he thinks it's going to be him on the top they're the one that takes control.
Are tentacles involved? Mmmmaybe :3c
And yada yada yada boom he is filled with some squishy hydro eggs.
...Y'all thought he was laying eggs in the reader didn't you? You clearly don't know me at all >:V
As appealing as him laying eggs within the reader is(and its hot as hell) I believe in
✨️reader x character equality✨️
Which means that whatever is done to the reader by a character must be done to the character by the reader. So if he can lay eggs in the reader the reader should be able to lay eggs in him or whatever I'm half asleep as I always am when writing my wonderfully bizarre ideas future me is going to cringe so hard at reading this which is wonderful
Anyways this does not have to result in him having little hydro elemental babies nah but he does have to lay them they can be unfertilized eggs...or you can have fun and make him as wet and sticky as possible get creative go absolutely bonkers and enjoy the image of a beautifully flushed, drenched and throughly fucked out Neuvillette tiredly pushing out his eggs and cumming a bit as they push out of him and feeling rather empty once they're gone and tugging at the reader in a needy daze for more.
Anyways I've written my piece I will now go to sleep and question my sanity in the morning. :p
Edit: Awake me here uuuuuuh I heckin cooked last night but I do cringe a little at some of my phrasing -v-;
Edit: 7/27/2025 - I wrote a fic inspired by this idea a while ago but I'm adding a link here for funsies it's not x reader but ey Neuvi is in for a nice time
